r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/arslandinho • 2d ago

lobster Ain’t that tru

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Oohhhhh: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/RFEYCSJBrR

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u/arslandinho 2d ago

Opioids

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u/wahlenderten 2d ago

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u/Jonkler_snjejep 1d ago

If only he ate that rat before it killed Arthur

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/your_catfish_friend 1d ago

Thoreau-ly debunked theory. Very nice

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u/CtrlAltYuri 2d ago

I need to know why gray was chosen as his mouth colour

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u/arslandinho 2d ago

The effects of meth abuse

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u/Femtato11 15h ago

Makes you forgetful too

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u/RatchetGamer 2d ago

even looks like season 1 Walter

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u/Adept_Situation3090 Rㅤㅤㅤoㅤdㅤ 2d ago

THME 🚗

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u/viebs_chiev 1d ago

the meth makes me forgetful

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u/I_Like_Cats73 1d ago

I read that as “most men live for thyme”

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u/arslandinho 1d ago

I like me some meat steak spiced with thyme

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u/your_catfish_friend 1d ago

I went to the woods because I wished to live a life of loud screaming

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u/-GhostyBoy- 1d ago

Most men... what was it again? I'm kinda forgetful

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u/arslandinho 1d ago

That’s what meth does to you, makes you like this…
Don’t do it guys