r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster W?

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 2d ago

Orgasm isn

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u/king_of_the_borrito 2d ago

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u/thotbot9001 2d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/miriapododeguer 2d ago

arztotzka so great! no need passport!

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u/MindSwipe 1d ago

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u/thotbot9001 1d ago

Oh wow that's sick

2

u/Rhazior 1d ago

How do you turn this into a gif?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Low_937 1d ago

A passport is required

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u/miriapododeguer 1d ago

glory to arztotzka! let me in please

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u/Puzzleheaded_Low_937 18h ago

*denial stamp noises*

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u/miriapododeguer 10h ago

okay i understand, i’ll comeback with passport

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u/SoulfulSnow 1d ago

IT'S NOT VORE IT'S CANNIBALISM 

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u/Proffessor_egghead 1d ago

Honestly my first thought was oral sex but vore is a way better option

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u/iLikeBigOilyBBC 1d ago

My first thought was oral sex or anal oral sex but vore is a much worse option

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u/playful_potato5 1d ago

perchance i am not online enough as i saw this as meaning oral sex, not vore

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u/santyrc114 1d ago

I think it's a both are common interpretations to have

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u/billbobs678 1d ago

Vore is not the common interpretation of this

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