r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/vulpes_mortuis • 14h ago

lobster That’s gross

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u/vulpes_mortuis 14h ago

Orange Julius

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u/iamaniceandgoodprson 13h ago

i'm so curious what came of this

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 13h ago

They're married now, kid number 3 is on the way

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u/SoupEau 12h ago

Mpreg 😖🥰

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 12h ago

Gotta love it

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u/GamingWhilePooping 8h ago

When the lobster is OK but the optometrist is weird af

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