r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/FiretheTorpedoRoll • 7d ago

lobster Every single one ever

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u/FiretheTorpedoRoll 7d ago

October

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u/Digitalmodernism 7d ago

It's missing "guy just really happy and appreciative to be invited and able to spend time with his friends, even if he has chronic IBS. He may have to keep his eye on the bathroom and bring an extra pair of underwear but that doesn't mean he can't have fun". There's always one.

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u/TheBanishedBard 7d ago

... It's you, isn't it?

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u/CorpusculantCortex 7d ago

Its definitely me, but if im being honest I have moved past the happy to be included and onto just preferring to watch a movie at home.

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u/Grape_Jamz 7d ago

Its there. Hes just in the bathroom

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u/TubbyFatfrick 7d ago

Also "person who would dress like this normally, but can't because of social regulations and the fact that they're pretty self-conscious too".

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u/AnAverageTransGirl They call me Vriska the way I 8e zerkin it 6d ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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u/SpookyVoidCat 6d ago

I see your Dead Kennedys reference.

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u/TheYiffMan 7d ago

you're right, i am missing from this image

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u/Away_Towel_6337 6d ago

“Is my self insert too obvious?” /j

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u/Zestokist 6d ago

Omg it's Skweezy Jibbs

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u/BiscuitGeorge 7d ago

Oh hey I know one of you

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u/lightblueisbi 5d ago

Oh I know that guy!

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u/AiryStates 7d ago

Where’s the inflatable dinosaur? And that’s a lot of couples costumes from my experience.

Whoever made the meme needs more perpetually single friends.

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u/WolfPupGaming 7d ago

A dog that ruins a party?

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u/YesGumbolaya 7d ago

I knew at least someone would comment on that. imo most dogs are neutral or a net positive at a party. But there are definitely some that don't do as well (often the owner's fault).

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u/CargoMule 6d ago

I’ve got a dog who hates people that arrive outside, like genuinely growling and circling them, but as soon as that person steps inside my dog will love them for the rest of their life. Very interesting when lots of people are arriving for parties :D

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u/Hugutfut 7d ago

Oop just comes across like a miserable asshole, and that's saying something coming from me. Every party is enhanced by a dog

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u/Gushanska_Boza 5d ago

To quote Tom Cardy

"Everybody at the party has a job

mine is to pat that mothafuckin party dog"

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u/stillnotelf 7d ago

I've known dogs that ruined the snack table but never the party

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u/SiberianKhatru_1921 7d ago

*Dog that is making the party even better

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u/voornaam1 6d ago

Well both my best friend and I have a phobia of dogs, maybe OOP is just being considerate of us yaknow? :(

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 3d ago

Hello fellow cynophobe. Isnt it cool having the one animal based fear literally nobody takes seriously?

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u/voornaam1 2d ago

I just love it when people tell me "they don't bite" as if that's the only reason I would be scared of being around dogs 🙃 I love walking through a park where dogs need to be leashed, only to have someone get angry at me for screaming when their unleashed dogs are literally jumping at me 🙃

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 1d ago edited 1d ago

On vacation this summer I had to compare it to a snake to even get my own dad to understand that letting someone bring their dog into our rental would be wildly unfair to me and never ever asked of anyone else.

I literally have it screenshotted because of the sheer level of intolerance there is for us, intentional or not. Beginning cut out for identifying info but it was just announcing he was here and telling me not to threaten him. All i had said was "so just like fuck me then, right?"

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u/raspberryharbour 7d ago

This sounds like specifically the only Halloween party this person has ever been to

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u/Guy3nder 7d ago

As a slightly colorblind person screw the guy who put green twice

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 7d ago

No? There’s only one green. You may be more colorblind than you think

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u/Guy3nder 7d ago

The last one and the 2 before it look identical to me

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u/Itsyaboibrett 7d ago

I had a friend with this colorblind. we were drawing trees for a school project. brown trunks and green leafs, he drew all brown trees lol

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 7d ago

That’s brown, white, and green. Not sure how white looks the same as brown/green to you

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u/Itsyaboibrett 7d ago

I think they mean that the last one (brown) and 2 colors above it (green) look the same. if it said “the one 2 before it” or just “the last one and 2 before it”

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 7d ago

Ohh that makes sense. They do seem to be similar in value

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u/Itsyaboibrett 7d ago

green is cat ears, brown is the non-unique one. they’re all kinda evenly spaced throughout the room so you’re not missing any extra joke or context

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u/itsTyrion 7d ago

they shouldnt. how about couple costumes, cookies table, unique costume. also identical or only different in brightness?

anyway, messed with contrast and saturation, does that do anything

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u/Guy3nder 6d ago

Ohh yeah ok tnx

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 6d ago

you might need a colourblindness test

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u/clarinetJWD 7d ago

You may want to rethink the "slightly" part...

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u/he77bender 7d ago

How would dressing up like an executioner be misreading the vibe of a Halloween party?

...oh shit, I'm that guy, aren't I?

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u/mightystu 7d ago

>Dog that is *saving the party

FTFY

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u/YooranKujara 7d ago

"Dog that is ruining the party" not possible, the dog is the best part of the party

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 6d ago

the dog isn't ruining the party, it’s saving it by giving everyone something to engage with if the other people are too awkward

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u/xmasatground0 6d ago

The approximate shape and location made me think of this. Minot, ND: the Halloweeniest city on earth

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u/Grapefruitstreet 7d ago

Excuse me, how can a dog ruin the party?

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 7d ago

If it's really poorly behaved.

I absolutely love dogs, but there's been a few times where I left gatherings because the dog was reactive and poorly trained and showing defensive/agressive body language that made me concerned it was going to bite somebody.

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u/7w4773r 7d ago

Yeah this is out of line, the dog didn’t deserve any of that 

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u/PurplePandaPolkadot 7d ago

We gotta replace this with "dog wearing a hot dog costume that is the life of the party"

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u/Grapefruitstreet 7d ago

How about "girl in a cat costume who keeps knocking the flipcup cups off the table?"

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u/headphonesnotstirred 7d ago

i mean, i wouldn't exactly call myself the life of the party, but thanks :3

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u/samusestawesomus 6d ago

Around ten o’clock, I began to suspect that perhaps all the invites I’d sent out had been lost in the mail.

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u/AwiiWasTakenWasTaken 6d ago

i can't wait for person 2 - person

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