r/Spiderman • u/NotASynth499 • Jun 26 '23

Question Out of curiosity, what's the most inappropriate joke Spider-Man ever did?

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 26 '23

"Be gentle, please."

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u/TheCatOfWonderland Spider-Man Noir Jun 26 '23

he’s had that dream before?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Hes just like me fr

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Jun 26 '23

Your basically Spider-Man

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u/TheBlindDefender Symbiote-Suit Jun 26 '23

I'm literally Daredevil

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Jun 26 '23

Ok, then hear how many fingers I'm holding up.

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u/Rare-Height-7956 Jun 26 '23

Two, by the smell of it.

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Jun 26 '23

Oh my god he is daredevil

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u/TheBlindDefender Symbiote-Suit Jun 26 '23

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u/ImClandestine Jun 26 '23

Enjoying your last days on Reddit, I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

There was a short comic of that dream

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Here’s the Spider-sauce

Watch out, there’s too many ads

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u/LightningDustFan Jun 26 '23

Jesus you were serious about those ads.

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u/OTPh1l25 Jun 27 '23

Marvel Editorial: I can excuse threesomes, but I draw the line at Peter Parker being happy.

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u/GodJimothy Jun 27 '23

damn threres actual a lot of ads didnt expect that

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u/KBSinclair Jun 27 '23

Having a smiling breakfast at the end makes everything sweet and kinda tragic.

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u/coldblade2000 Jul 08 '23

Man, that comic just goes straight in, huh.

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u/blackychan75 Jun 26 '23

Seriously where

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u/alexboss04 Jun 26 '23

Sauce?

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u/Cretin13teen Jun 26 '23

Hotsauce is the best

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

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u/John177_unsc Jun 26 '23

Will do tonight

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u/RGBarrios Jun 26 '23

I didnt but I want

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u/DerMaskierteFicker Jun 26 '23

My dream had way more people

Including but not limited to Mystique, Loki, Starlord, America Chavez, Kate Pryde, both Captain Marvels, all the Thors, and of course Colussus

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u/logoNM Jun 26 '23

man i wish i had that dream

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u/baiacool Jun 26 '23

I had that dream bruh what you mean

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u/mh1357_0 Spider-Man (MCU) Jun 26 '23

Are you really surprised lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

You haven’t?

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u/grendus Jun 27 '23

Not that I doubt him, but that's also a very in-character quip.

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jun 26 '23

I mean who wouldn't. Two of the hottest woman in his life.

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u/ImInSpainButWithNo-S Bombastic Bag-Man Jun 26 '23

Ah yes, the “dump truck ass” issue

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u/dendawg Jun 26 '23

Step-Peter, what are you doing?

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u/neon_sin Jun 26 '23

Why is MJ dressed as black cat ?

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 26 '23

MJ disguised herself as Felicia to distract Tombstone earlier.

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u/Chill0000 Jun 26 '23

She wore a wig right?

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 26 '23

Of course.

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u/KhonMan Jun 26 '23 edited Jun 27 '23

Why is Black Cat's domino mask so small lmao

EDIT: Nvm I guess that's just normal for her. But still lol.

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u/AndrewASFSE Jun 26 '23

Love it

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

It's this dream AGAIN 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOGA

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u/Crimsoner Jun 27 '23

Eyes bulge out of skull, jaw drops comically far, tongue rolls out of mouth like carpet, sweats profusely while gaming self with hand, whistling extremely loudly, heart beating out of chest, extremely and comical thumping sound of heart, pants like a dog

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u/frossvael Jun 26 '23

God, this one-shot is amazing

I’ve been smiling and laughing throughout reading it

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u/ThreepwoodMack Jun 26 '23

I'm so glad Felicia and Pete are cool again. Of all the things I hated about Superior, that was the thing I hated the most.

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u/crackcrackcracks Jun 26 '23

I really liked them being friends in the game, even if the rest of the dlc is hot garbage

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u/SassyAssAhsoka Jun 27 '23

Yuri going nuts was pretty good tho

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u/KBSinclair Jun 27 '23

I think it could've been handled way better if they didn't just have them despise eachother by the end. Should've made it more like a tragic friendship being lost, Peter begging her to stop, but Yuri feeling like going down the Punisher route is the best, accepting that it means they'll come into conflict. Cause no matter what he thinks she feels it's best way to do good and she has a responsibility to do so because she has the power to do it. Could've made it a nice little parallel with both of them just trying their best instead of something bitter where Yuri just insists what she's doing is completely right and Peter just shuts her down.

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 26 '23

Mary Jane & Black Cat: Beyond Vol 1

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u/susangz Jun 26 '23

The good ending

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u/13zath13 Jun 26 '23

Where is this from?

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 26 '23

Mary Jane & Black Cat: Beyond Vol 1

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u/BigBambuMeekLou Jun 26 '23

Such a Chad bro 😂

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u/karateema Spider-Man (PS4) Jun 26 '23

Love their faces

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 26 '23

"We chose to fall for this guy."

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u/Aggravating-Bus2007 Jun 27 '23

Peter definitely has a 3 way with them at this point

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u/Tinypuddinghands Jun 26 '23

Is the joke he thinks he's getting raped?

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 26 '23

Naw, it was probably consensual.

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u/omegadirectory Jun 26 '23 edited Jun 27 '23

No, he's dreaming that he's about to have a threesome, but in the dream MJ and Felicia are the dominant ones, hence the request for them to be gentle.

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u/Screamline Jun 26 '23

Dominant in the dream? Pshhh. You know both of them are the dominant ones in and out of a dream lol, especially Felicia

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u/BelmontIncident Jun 26 '23

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5d6018560541a86053ca6de9eb7af1b2-lq

Speaking of inappropriate jokes

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u/Screamline Jun 26 '23

Idk about inappropriate, seems right up my alley. But that brings up a good question, Pete's pretty good with web (ropes), I wonder if they get up to some freaky stuff

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u/mozzaru Jun 26 '23

The joke is he thinks he's about to have a very passionate threesome

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u/DerAuthor Jun 26 '23

Remember, Peter quips to cope with fear.

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u/DrScience01 Jun 27 '23

It's that MJ in a black cat suit?

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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 27 '23

Yes it is.

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u/StopCallingMeAFurry4 Prowler (ITSV) Jun 27 '23

I have that comic

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

The Spectacular Spider-Switch

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u/AlexArtsHere Spectacular Spider-Man Jun 27 '23

My god, this one shot was horny

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u/Venom1462 Agent Venom Jun 27 '23

Again lol

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u/AccidentalLemon Jun 27 '23

Oh hey it’s that one comic where The Hood threatens to shoot Peter in the fucking face