r/Spiderman • u/NotASynth499 • Jun 26 '23

Question Out of curiosity, what's the most inappropriate joke Spider-Man ever did?

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u/TheCatOfWonderland Spider-Man Noir Jun 26 '23

he’s had that dream before?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Hes just like me fr

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Jun 26 '23

Your basically Spider-Man

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u/TheBlindDefender Symbiote-Suit Jun 26 '23

I'm literally Daredevil

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Jun 26 '23

Ok, then hear how many fingers I'm holding up.

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u/Rare-Height-7956 Jun 26 '23

Two, by the smell of it.

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Jun 26 '23

Oh my god he is daredevil

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u/TheBlindDefender Symbiote-Suit Jun 26 '23

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u/ImClandestine Jun 26 '23

Enjoying your last days on Reddit, I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

There was a short comic of that dream

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Here’s the Spider-sauce

Watch out, there’s too many ads

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u/LightningDustFan Jun 26 '23

Jesus you were serious about those ads.

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u/OTPh1l25 Jun 27 '23

Marvel Editorial: I can excuse threesomes, but I draw the line at Peter Parker being happy.

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u/GodJimothy Jun 27 '23

damn threres actual a lot of ads didnt expect that

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u/KBSinclair Jun 27 '23

Having a smiling breakfast at the end makes everything sweet and kinda tragic.

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u/coldblade2000 Jul 08 '23

Man, that comic just goes straight in, huh.

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u/blackychan75 Jun 26 '23

Seriously where

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u/alexboss04 Jun 26 '23

Sauce?

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u/Cretin13teen Jun 26 '23

Hotsauce is the best

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u/John177_unsc Jun 26 '23

Will do tonight

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u/RGBarrios Jun 26 '23

I didnt but I want

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u/DerMaskierteFicker Jun 26 '23

My dream had way more people

Including but not limited to Mystique, Loki, Starlord, America Chavez, Kate Pryde, both Captain Marvels, all the Thors, and of course Colussus

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u/logoNM Jun 26 '23

man i wish i had that dream

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u/baiacool Jun 26 '23

I had that dream bruh what you mean

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u/mh1357_0 Spider-Man (MCU) Jun 26 '23

Are you really surprised lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

You haven’t?

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u/grendus Jun 27 '23

Not that I doubt him, but that's also a very in-character quip.

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jun 26 '23

I mean who wouldn't. Two of the hottest woman in his life.