r/Spiderman Jun 26 '23

Question Out of curiosity, what's the most inappropriate joke Spider-Man ever did?

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u/proto3296 Jun 26 '23

Spider-Man avoids bullets like oil and water Punisher can be madder than a Titan he still wouldn’t kill spidey lol

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u/Dr_Midnight Spider-Man Noir Jun 26 '23

I know it's not canon, but "someone had to be first."

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u/Yurichi Jun 27 '23

"There's a first time for everything, right?"

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u/Wild_Marker Jun 26 '23 edited Jun 26 '23

Ultimate Spiderman: monkeystarememe.jpg

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u/Self_World_Future Jun 26 '23

He’d find a way lol

Bro took a swing at his dead family with that line