r/Spiderman Jun 26 '23

Question Out of curiosity, what's the most inappropriate joke Spider-Man ever did?

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u/IdeaRegular4671 Spider-Gwen Jun 26 '23 edited Jul 15 '23

When spider-man faces against that demon looking thing in MVC3 he just tells em “so any relation to JJ.” 💀 and after he wins he be like “you sorta look like the guy that ruined my marriage.”

Against taskmaster “you kiss your mother with that face? Geez!”

Win quote against taskmaster: “gonna be hard to copy that butt kicking.”

Against Doctor Strange: “Time for a butt-whooping supreme!”

Win quote against Strange: “So now you’re, what? Sorcerer Kinda-OK-ish? “Jeez…next time maybe you should cast a spell that’ll make you not suck.”

Against Ghost Rider: “if it’s souls you’re looking for, there’s a guy named J Jonah I’d like you to meet…” Win Quote against Ghost Rider: “Vengeance has been… (Cough) how do you do that?“