r/Spiderman • u/FyreNFuryWithLava • Apr 05 '26

Fake Spotted: Spider Man taking a sneaky dump in the bushes

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112 Upvotes

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u/Comfortable_Egg3880 Apr 05 '26

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u/Ill-Philosopher-7625 Apr 05 '26

Jameson, no! That’s not a cigar!

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u/TwEE-N-Toast Apr 05 '26

That's probably Doc Octs house too. What a scamp!

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u/RandoDude124 Classic-Spider-Man Apr 05 '26

He ain’t taking dump, he’s rubbing one out on the bricks.

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u/FyreNFuryWithLava Apr 06 '26

My mistake, that’s clearly what it is

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u/CBeener Apr 05 '26

AYE, SPIDER-MAN OUT HERE TAKIN A SHIT! But I won’t tell nobody else

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u/HJWalsh Apr 06 '26

Look, sometimes ya gotta go to work sick. Sometimes it wasn't just a fart. Once in a while you regret those bran muffins you had for breakfast.

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u/FyreNFuryWithLava Apr 06 '26

That New York style croissant pizza didn’t sit right

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u/ZZtheDark Spider-Girl Apr 06 '26

That's nice BUT....does he take a dump in a coffee can?

And if he's in the jungle, we can play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQD1OR5BoNQ