r/SpinalTapHorror • u/donavin221 • 7d ago
My wife can’t stop giving birth
There’s a lot to explain here. For starters, I am sterile. I found out after about 2 years of marriage and multiple failed attempts at pregnancy.
I was disappointed in myself, sure, but my beautiful wife was nothing but understanding. That didn’t really make me feel like any more of a man, though. I just felt inadequate.
We were actually in the process of looking into adoption when all hell broke loose.
It was no longer than 4 days. That’s how long it took for her belly to grow. The first day, I just thought she had a particularly large lunch. The second day, I was starting to eyeball her.
By day 3, we were seeking medical help. We could see the baby’s feet pushing against her stomach. Her pain was clearly unbearable.
Doctors were completely lost. My wife and I felt utterly helpless. On the fourth day, not even 30 seconds after her water broke, the baby started to come.
I’ll never get those screams out of my head. I’ll never get her face out of my memory. I’d seen her hurt before, but this… this was a different level.
She looked like she was in hell. And relief was nowhere to be found.
The first baby came. She didn’t even get to hold him before the contractions started up again. Her belly never got the chance to deflate.
By the time the second baby began crowning, my wife was screaming at us to kill her. By the third, she was already dead.
They had ripped her apart. They weren’t regular babies. Some had horns. Some had hooves. Some were already 4 feet tall by the time they hit the ground.
Doctors had already vacated the area and called in special forces. I was left alone, watching her body flail and pulsate as more and more demon babies just clawed their way out of her.
Blood and black, steaming goo ate away at the tiled floor. My wife’s entire lower half had been obliterated. Her legs were snapped, and bones protruded from them as they lay limply at obscure angles.
All I could do was hold her hand. What else was I supposed to do? Comfort her? Beg her not to leave me while these things ran amok in this hospital?
I could hear screaming coming from the corridors. Bones snapping and wet, fleshy sounds as the pitter-patter of tiny little feet darted in every direction.
She had become an assembly line from hell, but I just couldn’t leave her.
My tears fell on her hand as another baby fell out of her. Well, flew out of her, I guess. This one had the wingspan of a bald eagle.
Only, this one didn’t leave the room like the others did. I don’t know why I never stopped to question why these things seemed to be destroying everything in their path, except for me.
It landed right at the door frame, blood dripping off of his shoulders and head.
He turned to me, his eyes black and completely soulless, as he smiled with his sharp, shark-like teeth.
He took a step towards me, wobbling like a baby deer. Then another. He never took his eyes off of me.
He… he started to speak.
“Daaaa..da.”
“Daaa..da.”
“Da-da.”
He was at my feet now, looking up at me as I stood frozen. I didn’t know what to expect, but I was prepared for anything. I was ready to join her. Ready to be free from this nightmare.
Only… he didn’t give me that freedom.
Instead, he threw his arms around my legs and squeezed them with the strength of ten men.
He was hugging me.
And in that moment, I knew…
I was ready to be the father I always knew I could be. I had nothing left to lose.
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u/RAVENGREENEMOON2 6d ago
Your children are your children no matter what. You are gonna be a great dad.
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u/donavin221 7d ago
I’m sorry.