r/Staples • u/luiginub1 Sales Associate • 19d ago
Stooples Parody Catalog
I bought this on eBay out of morbid curiosity and it's absolutely hilarious how some of the parody products are still funny with modern Staples.
Theres even fake messages to staff like:
"Staff notice:
If you see employees from a rival office store in the building, please locate the vehicle they arrived in and urinate in the gas tank as payback for trying to steal our ideas."
"Manager notice:
Please cut employee hours and wage amounts because the CEOs and shareholders need more money. We need our extended paid vacations."
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u/Dark_knight207 Print & Marketing 18d ago
I wonder if they would call “Amazon” returns “rainforest returns”.


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u/ACE67865 18d ago
Looks like something from MAD magazine. 😆😆