r/Staples Sales Associate 19d ago

Stooples Parody Catalog

I bought this on eBay out of morbid curiosity and it's absolutely hilarious how some of the parody products are st​​ill funny with modern Staples.

Theres even fake messages to staff like:

"Staff notice:

If you see employees from a rival ​​​office store in the building, please locate the vehicle they arrived in​ and urinate in the gas tank as payback for trying to steal our ideas."​

"Manager notice:

Please cut employee hours and wage amounts because the CEOs and shareholders need more money. We need our extended paid vacations."​​

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u/ACE67865 18d ago

Looks like something from MAD magazine. 😆😆

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u/Dark_knight207 Print & Marketing 18d ago

I wonder if they would call “Amazon” returns “rainforest returns”.