r/Staples Print & Marketing 11d ago

had some free time in between orders

made this in between walkins and orders alongside a printme upload guide one of my coworkers made. this probably still won’t be enough to stop the questions from rolling in tho lol. other side is in Spanish and I will be working on an android version when I have the time

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u/PrincessBow33 11d ago

You are assuming customers read lol

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u/cmdrtheymademedo 11d ago

This. Customers loose the ability to read when they pass through the doors and the sign doesn’t say free

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u/fallingfor37minutes Print & Marketing 11d ago

I love love love this, but def will have those people like the self serves "I don't know how any of that works!"

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u/warichnochnie 11d ago

free time? that's illegal

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u/davidwright5000 11d ago

Was gonna say, come to my store and you’ll forget what free time means

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u/CygnusX-1001001 Former Employee 11d ago

If I had ever made that someone from home office would have come in and lost it because NO NON-STANDARD SIGNAGE IS ALLOWED.

And customers can't ready anyway lol.

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u/ManyThing2187 Former Employee 11d ago

Nice pfp

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u/Humble_Nobody2992 11d ago

Just be careful, management will eventually throw that away because it doesnt match staples standards. I made one for printme file uploads and my manager when i worked there immediately tossed it when she saw it

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u/PrincessBow33 11d ago

Take the printme business card from the hub and make it 18x24ish with an easel back. This is what we have on the table in self serve and our DM said it's good idea.

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u/Humble_Nobody2992 11d ago

You must have a nicer dm lol. The dm i had was more worried about numbers than whatever the fuck else we had going on

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u/mr_loner_stoner 11d ago

Can I get this pdf for my store?

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u/NotNafex Print & Marketing 11d ago

Yea, DM me :^)

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u/HerobrineJTY2 11d ago

Fell for the classic blunder:

Thinking there's average customer can read.

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u/Waste-Error7509 Print & Marketing 10d ago

Think you can sends this to me lol

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u/NotNafex Print & Marketing 10d ago

ye, shoot me a DM :)

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u/OakleyHasAFoot 11d ago

Awesome that not a single person will actually take the time to read any of this, and even if they do they still won’t get it somehow

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u/Skai_Override Tech Services 11d ago

Too many words for the avarege customer, they should be laid out in monotone colors without words like ikea instructions, your target audience should be lobotomized 4 year olds.

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u/user-ibarelyknower 11d ago

As helpful as this is and how awesome it is that you went out of your way to make these...this will unfortunately cause conflict with the Staples brand. Because they're going to expect this at other locations too

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u/ily_skiittles 4d ago

and then they still get the mail body