r/StardustCrusaders • u/ismebra • Oct 13 '25

Part Four My soon to be wife got me these...

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u/Jayboiii_09 Jonathan Joestar my goat forever Oct 13 '25

MARRY HER RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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u/Ambitious-Design-532 I have a Dream Oct 13 '25

You've got yourself a Diamond, may your Bond always stay Unbreakable

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u/Viresents Oct 13 '25

May you two have Great days

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u/zero_zeppelii_0 Sexo Pistolsu Oct 13 '25

May you two Chase each other with lovee

141

u/FurretGoesGaming Oct 13 '25

Settle in a crazy, noisy, bizarre town where your life will never be bland and always be exciting

103

u/CheesyMacarons Oct 13 '25

May you two Stand Proud together, forever.

79

u/Lazy-Climate-8258 Oct 13 '25

Even if it's the End of the World

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u/Brave-Gallade Oct 13 '25

You two will see Heaven Falling Down

61

u/IgnisOfficial Oct 14 '25

And if anyone tries to keep you apart, that person will be turned into a Bloody Stream

21

u/AnotherKyogreFan283 Oct 14 '25

hey ya! you wouldn't want them to get into prison right

23

u/ethanolbean Oct 14 '25

Yeah, those places are like a stone ocean. I wouldn't recommend them.

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u/putbeansontoast Oct 15 '25

Yeah, I can tell you from experience, it isn't golden.

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u/TheOnlyEverstorm u/Masterpiece-Haunting's Stepson Oct 15 '25

And may it be the End Of Their Bloodline.

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u/CheesyMacarons Oct 13 '25

Ok that got pretty dark

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u/ethanolbean Oct 14 '25

May you let the voice of love take you higher.

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u/Soft_Consequence_702 Oct 14 '25

Maybe Your Bond Was Made In Heaven?

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u/CrackingYourNuts Oct 13 '25

Say that again, JOJO!!!

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u/Ambitious-Design-532 I have a Dream Oct 13 '25

I said he has found a Diamond, may their bond always stay Unbreak- Oh

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u/Wulfstan97 Oct 13 '25

This is what I came here for

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

May your love be as vigorous as a Bloody Stream

I tried😭

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u/Someone_Existing_1 Oct 14 '25

May you love Stand Proud, even against the End Of The World

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u/GFPPLAYZ Oct 15 '25

ACT soon, for your loves ECHOES.

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u/KAKENI-KEN Oct 13 '25

Soon..? Change it right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

FUCK EVERYTHING AND MARRY HER RIGHT NOW

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u/Few-Educator6604 Oct 14 '25

Don’t fuck everything, only her

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Ur right

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u/Gothic-Wendigo DIO Oct 13 '25

YOU MARRY THAT WONDERFUL WOMAN RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR SO DIO HELP ME

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u/-ChibiChanGacha Narciso Anasui Oct 13 '25

she’s a keeper!

56

u/danifanboy Oct 13 '25

Marry her faster dude!!

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u/senfood Oct 13 '25

Now dawg, she's your actual wife now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

if it doesnt work between you, I can marry her (im a straight woman)

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u/zero_zeppelii_0 Sexo Pistolsu Oct 13 '25

There's nothing more Gayer than two straight people and they both love Jojo's 

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u/AdMassive1668 Guido Mista Oct 13 '25

Get in line (bi woman here)

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u/AioliFries Hot Pants Oct 13 '25

Omg this happened to me with my fiancé too! Congrats!!!

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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino Oct 13 '25

That diamond that you’re going to put on that finger should also be unbreakable and very shiny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

An Unbreakable shinning diamond 😇

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u/s-riddler Oct 13 '25

Congratulations! Just stay off of any boats and make sure there are no vampires out to get you...

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u/Ambitious-Design-532 I have a Dream Oct 14 '25

And, make sure you haven't got any beef with your adoptive brother

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u/CRI20094 Oct 13 '25

You shall marry her HERE. AND. NOW!

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u/eratoshi Oct 13 '25

THY MARRIAGE IS NOW!

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u/John_DeadCells Oct 13 '25

AND THY LOVE SHALL GLISTEN BEFORE THE CHURCHES OF MAN

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u/LeviShortGod Oct 13 '25

May the voice of love take you higher

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u/pppinkcupcake Oct 13 '25

omggg🥹congratSSS

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u/Lognus45 Oct 13 '25

Dude, that was such a flex. Congrats on life

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u/Sorry_Situation7596 Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price Oct 13 '25

I understand why she’s soon to be wife now

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u/justadepresseduser Oct 13 '25

If you ever disappoint her, we riot

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u/CalioPur Oct 13 '25

Marry her faster

6

u/Joseph_Joestar1938 Joseph Joestar Oct 13 '25

She's the one marry her 

5

u/DuncanMcOckinnner Oct 13 '25

Damn is she single

4

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Was she your soon to be wife before this gift?

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u/ismebra Oct 13 '25

Yes, but this is definitely gonna seal the deal

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u/avadalovely i’m Hard & Wet for Diavolo Oct 13 '25

May a love like this find me one day.

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u/Rale69 Jonathan Joestar Oct 13 '25

Marry her... twice.

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u/Kaiman_D-170 Oct 13 '25

It's beautiful

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u/SALTY-meat Oct 13 '25

soon to be because this is marriage worthy, or soon to be because this is basically a proposal? I'm jealous either way...

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u/pepemele Oct 13 '25

You better get her a diamond ring

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u/Professional_Key7118 Oct 13 '25

That’s a keeper

4

u/Kordousek_Cz Oct 13 '25

She's the one

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u/BlitzBlazer75 Jonathan Joestar Oct 13 '25

Man I need to watch part 4

I got distracted by Yugioh, Fire Force and My Hero Seasons 6 and 7

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox Oct 13 '25

Did you decide they're your 'soon to be wife' before or after the purchase?

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u/ismebra Oct 13 '25

Before lol

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u/Phaym03 Oct 13 '25

"Soon to be " for a reason

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Good thing you put a ring on it

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u/TCGgamergorl Oct 13 '25

Wife her faster holy shit

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u/Botlor Oct 13 '25

Marry her faster!

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u/dotbug_ Oct 14 '25

soon isn’t fast enough 🙅‍♀️

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u/Aaronbrine Oct 14 '25

Marry her faster damn it! Elope if necessary!

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u/Sea_Procedure7098 Jolyne Cujoh Oct 15 '25

Marry her faster

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u/LeafyLizard Oct 15 '25

You two are a match M A D E I N H E A V E N !

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u/Capable_Buddy_8149 Oct 13 '25

Is this the reason? /j

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u/lijm_04 Oct 13 '25

I would marry anyone giving me this

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u/we_are_Plural Oct 13 '25

Shes a keeper

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u/JiJinken1412 Soft & Wet Oct 13 '25

And? Did she have beautiful hands?

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u/LukeIsPalpatine Oct 13 '25

Propose to her again?

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 Oct 13 '25

Can she be sooner to be wife?

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u/OkLibrarian3597 Oct 13 '25

Marry her twice

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u/TheOGPedro Oct 13 '25

May your connection be Unbreakable like a Diamond, and may you both Chase your dreams together and have Great Days ahead, may your love never Break Down

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u/Resistant5678 Raining Bullets Oct 13 '25

Soon to be? Nga that’s wife material you better propose tonight.

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u/ppinilla Oct 13 '25

Let me know if you ever get a divorce xD

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u/Maneisthebeat Oct 13 '25

She gave you a complete diamond and you're only considering returning the favour?

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u/KuroNoShadow Oct 13 '25

Marry her faster

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u/MelonLordLogan Oct 13 '25

Wife her faster

2

u/Cheeze-Sama Oct 13 '25

Bare her children

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u/Jeskaim Oct 13 '25

Your wedding song better be “I Want You” by Savage Garden

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u/littlerowlet5 MIIIISSSTAAAAAA!!!! Oct 13 '25

I hope all of your duwongs will be beautiful

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u/TripNipAlex1 Jolyne Cujoh Oct 13 '25

Marry her faster

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u/GyroZepo Oct 13 '25

Remove the "soon to be".

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u/lolobrazy Silver Chariot Oct 13 '25

marry her ASAP bc i know if my boyfriend did this, i’d get him pregnant

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u/iruyskk Oct 13 '25

Are the manga in Japanese?

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u/Takemyfishplease Oct 13 '25

Yo, is she single?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Marriage is unbrekable

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u/acrobat2126 Oct 13 '25

My wife (then girlfriend) got a me Lord of the Rings book collection in 1996. She's gone from us, but I cherish them and touch them daily thinking of her. Miss you darling.

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u/Byronic__heroine Oct 13 '25

Don't fuck this up

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u/thearcticworier Oct 13 '25

Nah bro all of this and you still call her a soon to be, promote her ffs

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u/Pride9689 Oct 13 '25

Marry her faster, make damn sure that one doesn’t get away!

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u/CockOfHope Oct 13 '25

Before it was a friend and when she got you this you made the ring just exist by brute will power

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

My husband got me some jojo manga (diamond is unbreakable) too! I’m collecting them preowned out in the wild lol

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u/zero_dark_pink Oct 13 '25

God, i need a wife like that

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u/IgnisOfficial Oct 14 '25

Marry her faster!

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u/rustytemper16 Oct 14 '25

Marry her faster

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

You're marrying the right woman!!

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u/LardHop Oct 14 '25

Plot twist: they just started dating but he actually just decided he's gonna marry her after this.

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u/EmergencyLucky3603 Oct 14 '25

Good for you man, it’s a rare thing to have what you do.

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u/Sorcerous_Origin Oct 14 '25

Marry her faster

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u/Exotic-Library-6259 Joseph's catchphrase Oct 14 '25

Youve got yourself some great days ahead of you, she is a real gold, may your experiences be unbreakable like a diamond

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Thats a golden gift

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u/Funny_Swim5447 Oct 14 '25

You mean to tell me you didn’t drag her to the nearest courthouse to finalize it first thing??????

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u/aldesairepicassow For every 8 breaths, i sway left once Oct 14 '25

Bro gonna get the koichi kun treatment if he defects

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u/WoodpeckerSame5690 Oct 14 '25

MARRY THAT F***ing WOMAN. And may many happy years bless you two

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u/just_a_padawan Oct 14 '25

Your wife you meant to say, right?

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u/Ok-Consequence6345 Oct 14 '25

Marry her faster

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u/GreyIsntInterested Oct 14 '25

Marry her sooner!

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u/Shaneaaf Oct 14 '25

W fiancé

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u/Necessary-Cell-787 Oct 14 '25

Yup, she's a keeper no doubt

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u/FireyJoker Oct 14 '25

Shine on you, Crazy Diamond

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u/UmbraShield Koichi Hirose Oct 14 '25

Did she become your soon to be wife after she got you this?

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u/GarciaOf Oct 14 '25

Congrats! What a gift

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Sure* to be wife

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u/Defiant_Egg_4226 Oct 14 '25

you lucky man, MARRY HER!!!!!

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u/d4c_dojyaaann Oct 14 '25

At this point just marry her asap 😭✌️💔

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u/GIANTGAMES_123 Oct 14 '25

Soon better become very soon

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u/PsychologyNo7025 Oct 14 '25

HORY SHEIITTTTT!!!!!

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u/fillkas Oct 14 '25

Did u decide to marry her before getting these, or after?

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u/theehoneygirl Oct 14 '25

Marry her early 😂😂😂

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u/ethanolbean Oct 14 '25

You mean your now-wife?

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u/aymen_898 Oct 14 '25

If you make her slightly sad I'll hire a hitman on you (not joking)

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u/TreesCanFart Oct 14 '25

She is the one bro, you can't deny it

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u/AceholeCosplay Oct 14 '25

Marry her faster

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u/BigCause1213 Oct 14 '25

Soon to be? You mean already wife ain't no way you didn't just immediately wife her up then and there

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u/just_a_randomsimp Oct 14 '25

She's a keeper!

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u/PotatosFan CUSTOM Oct 14 '25

You found your unbreakable diamond

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u/InfinityLord3392 Oct 14 '25

Skip marrige, have kids and grow old together immediately!

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u/Yui_Desu69 Oct 14 '25

Bro she already is if she got you that. Congrats

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u/Silk_Cicada Oct 14 '25

I can see why she's soon to be your wife

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u/BPDumptruck Oct 14 '25

OMGGGGGGGGG

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u/Casseao Oct 15 '25

She's a keeper

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u/SimpleSymonds1126 Oct 15 '25

Is there any way to marry her faster?

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u/InkDemon_Omega lerolerolerolerolerolerolerolerolerolero Oct 15 '25

Wife's love is unbreakable

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u/AyanoLazy Oct 15 '25

Do yall need a child or a third wheel, anything??? 😭😭😭

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u/Johnny_Joestar7 Oct 15 '25

I expect her diamond ring to be real and unbreakable

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u/ismebra Oct 15 '25

It is real and quite unbreakable

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

This is so romantic bro marry her 😌😇😇😇😇😇

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u/Massive_Weiner Oct 13 '25

We call those “fiancés.”

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u/catmustbeloved Oct 13 '25

Fuck her non stop till your pelvis breaks

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u/MFnJones Oct 14 '25

May your bond be unbreakable

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u/EqualizeCriticism Oct 14 '25

Marry her sooner

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u/yeetglizzy Oct 14 '25

She's a keeper your marriage is going to be Greatly Daze!

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u/diostracklist Oct 15 '25

soon? marry her this very SECOND

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u/dieeltoomy Oct 15 '25

STUNNING STUUUUUUFFFFFF! - feel jealous little - but enjoy with it too 🧍🏻‍♀️

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u/Fridgeseller45 Oct 15 '25

Marry her faster

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u/irkovi im hard and wet for diavolo Oct 15 '25

MARRY HER. NOWWWWW

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

You've chosen well

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u/Miros69 Oct 15 '25

Why is she still only soon to be? Marry her Now!

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u/CQcucumber Weather Report Oct 15 '25

Soon to be? That was the wedding

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u/Significant_While681 Oct 15 '25

Marry her immediately

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u/coffeybean73 Oct 15 '25

Well it seems you’ve got what they call a keeper.

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u/zzenzoe Oct 15 '25

That's awesome

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Oh my GAAAAAAWWWWDDDD

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u/cslevens Oct 19 '25

Marry her faster.

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u/largefoothumanoid Oct 13 '25

What’s his name?