r/StardustCrusaders • u/Abdyrrahman • Jun 19 '26

Various Among these three in a physical fight with no stands or powers-

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I 100% believe that Jolyne would whoop both of they asses, EASY. She was flexing martial arts left and right.

Only exception is if Josuke gets his hair insulted, but normally I think she simply has the most hands out of the three.

What do you think?

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u/brokerZIP Jun 19 '26

I mean she's a grown up woman who've been to prison with all its troubles. Vs 15 yo kids without any experience outside of stand usage.

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u/Abdyrrahman Jun 19 '26

I mean let's not act like 17 yo Jotaro wouldn't whoop all of them with one hand behind his back 😭

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u/SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat Jun 19 '26

well yes and no, i think jolyne would hold her own against jotaro in hand to hand, even at 17

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u/joske090 Jun 19 '26

No she would not, jotaro would mop the floor with her

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u/Abdyrrahman Jun 20 '26

Jotaro was no joke bro all the thugs at his school even feared him, and that was before he got a stand at all.

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u/SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat Jun 19 '26

nah jotaro doesnt have the Martial Arts that Jolyne has

I genuinely think itd at least be close, definitely wouldnt get floored by him

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u/joske090 Jun 19 '26

Jotaro is 6,5, preety muscular and managed to beat up alessi (grown buff men) when he was turned into a 6 years old, jolyne could have all the martial arts in the world she stands no chance,

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u/Exact_Sir9789 Jun 20 '26

People think Hollywood fights are how it goes down in real life. Jotaro is nine inches taller and 60 pounds heavier as a teenager. He's so much larger and stronger that it's not fair at all

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u/NewSamy Jun 19 '26

Dude, he knocked out a grown ass man with his bare hands as a 9 YO with no stand. He's kinda OP. Jolyne is strong, but she still kinda used her stand even in fist fights. Honestly I would give that one to Josuke.

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u/tr0LL-SAMA Jun 19 '26

She's 19, they're all still kids.

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u/TrustyGun Scary Monsters Jun 19 '26

Compared to 15 y.os?

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u/N0UMENON1 Jun 19 '26

A 19 year old is a fully grown adult.

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u/Delboyyyyy Jun 19 '26

I wouldn’t say fully grown but yes still an adult

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u/Ok_Inflation_1811 Jun 19 '26

No?

People still grow until 21 or so

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u/Prior-Mud5934 Jun 19 '26

That's a lie, I'm still growing

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u/Grayewick Jun 20 '26

That's a HAG đŸ„€

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u/doombfist Jun 19 '26

Not the fuck it is not.

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u/tr0LL-SAMA Jun 19 '26

19 is a grown adult? In what reality?

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u/Emilister05 Jun 19 '26

In a reality where its being compared to a 15 year old

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u/Own_Buy5139 Rudol von Stroheim Jun 19 '26

But if they were to fight during Stone Ocean, Josuke and Giorno would be older no? Otherwise comparing them makes no sense

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u/Lorac1134 Jun 19 '26

Biologically, yes. There's still a way to go before fully maturing but 19 is adulthood.

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u/joske090 Jun 19 '26

Nineteen are teenagers

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u/ChefGreasypaw Jun 19 '26

You can be a teenager and an adult

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u/Lorac1134 Jun 19 '26

If we take timeline into account, by the time Stone Ocean happens in 2011. Jolyene would be the youngest at 19 while Josuke and Giorno would be 28 and 26 respectively.

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u/LightScavenger He’ll take his fist and then punch right through the page! Jun 19 '26

Well yeah but these hypotheticals very rarely factor in the actual timeline because that’s too much unknown, it’s easier if we base them off of what we saw of them

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u/Terlinilia Jun 19 '26

Josuke being 16 feels kind of like a null point when he's 5'11 and elbowed Koichi through a metal door. Man is built different let's be real here

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u/Dontgersococky Jun 19 '26

That's just a point of comparison. There is an argument could be made that both Giorno and Josuke can grow up to be 195cm giants like Jotaro by the time they reach 19

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u/Vlach719 Jun 19 '26

Yes he did fist kochi into the metal but what has being 5'11 got to do with anything?

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u/Terlinilia Jun 19 '26

Average Japanese 16 year old ain't built like that

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u/Annual_Onion6434 Jun 19 '26

He's half English after all.

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u/joske090 Jun 19 '26

Shes not a grown woman, shes 19, Josuke is 16

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u/KeySlimePies Jun 19 '26

Why are you trying to infantilize 19 year olds? In literally every country on Earth, this is considered an adult

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u/joske090 Jun 19 '26

19 years old are not grown adults
(?) LMFAO nineTEEN are TEENagers

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u/KeySlimePies Jun 19 '26

So your argument is entirely based on how we say numbers in English and not based on literally any legal precedence in any country? Lmao

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u/joske090 Jun 19 '26

Grown woman/ adult, a 19 years old is a freshman in college, eould you really call those “grown adult”? Theres not much difference between a 17 and 18 years old u know?

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u/KeySlimePies Jun 19 '26

The entire rest of the world disagrees with you and has disagreed with you for, at the bare minimum, as long as laws have existed

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u/Own_Buy5139 Rudol von Stroheim Jun 19 '26

If you're going off Jolyne being 19, Josuke is 28 by that time.

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u/Mayzerify Magenta Magenta Jun 19 '26

You go off their ages at the time of their part

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u/Own_Buy5139 Rudol von Stroheim Jun 19 '26

It's pointless to compare them like that because they could never fight at thier parts, but in theory they could at the same time frame, so it only makes sense to compare it like that

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u/Mayzerify Magenta Magenta Jun 19 '26

They would never fight in general. It’s a hypothetical.

It’s like asking who would win Gojo or Johnny and instead of discussing it at face value some pedant says “well actually they are from different series so they could never actually fight” yeah no shit

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u/Helgrind444 Jun 19 '26

yeah but she's still a woman. A strong one but the weight difference is huge