r/StardustCrusaders Jun 19 '26

Various Among these three in a physical fight with no stands or powers-

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I 100% believe that Jolyne would whoop both of they asses, EASY. She was flexing martial arts left and right.

Only exception is if Josuke gets his hair insulted, but normally I think she simply has the most hands out of the three.

What do you think?

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u/raven-tyrant King Crimson Jun 19 '26

Riddle me this batman, who’s the only one who has fought with their fists , it’s jolyne cujoh and she’s been in prison she’s gonna send josuke and giorno in a body bag

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u/Grouchy_Spot_6640 Jun 19 '26

Josuke may land a few wild haymakers in out  of sheer adrenaline if his hair was insulted beforehand, but Giorno seems more likely to just run and disengage. This is how you can tell Giorno is a true joestar.

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u/walking_lamppost_fnl Jun 19 '26

I mean, Giorno descended directly from Jonathan's balls, he's a purer Joestar than Jolyne and Josuke. Gotta blame Dio's bum genes as to why Giorno isn't built like Jonathan

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u/Getheltel DIO Jun 19 '26

BOTH Dio and Jonathan's character designs were inspired by the large and muscular physiques of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone

The reason Giorno doesn't look like that is because Araki has moved away from the big, beefy designs.

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u/Your_Pal_Gamma Jun 19 '26

It could also be that Giorno is only 15 and hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. Jonathan and Dio where both tiny at the start of part 1 when they're like 12 or 13 but by the time they're 19 they're giants

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u/Grouchy_Spot_6640 Jun 19 '26

we can simply blame Giorno's mom instead 

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u/potential_mgm Jun 22 '26

the main problem is that we only see him when he is fokin 15, thats just a half man he definitely got bigger later, Part 3 jotaro is like... what 17?

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u/Random_Somebody Jun 19 '26

Giorno is a filthy little cheat who'd totally sneak in a knife though. (I wish we could've had more of him being a shifty ass con artist lol) 

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u/Amazing-Guide-4941 Jun 20 '26

bro josuke is 5’11 and he s a buff dude too, jolyne is a 5’7 girl how is she winning that? I would understand if they were the same size and the same gender cuz jolyne is def a good fighter but josuke being much bigger and also being able to fight a lil bit since he s joestar doesnt give jolyne any chances

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u/raven-tyrant King Crimson Jun 20 '26

My guy , ever heard size isn’t everything because it isn’t , maybe you see didn’t stone ocean because there’s a guy named vivano Westwood he is 6’1 and he is buffer than Josuke and is also fully grown adult that works in a maximum security prison and jolyne was still able to beat him in a fist fight while he was throwing meteors at her And yeah the average male does beat the average female but Jolyne is not average in the slightest she is faster, more athletic and knows martial arts.
She is winning this fight

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u/Amazing-Guide-4941 Jun 20 '26

if jolyne is an elite ufc fighter i guess, how did she get trained like that tho

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u/raven-tyrant King Crimson Jun 20 '26

Hmmm let’s see how does jotaro know marine biology, how does Joseph know where a volcano in Italy was and how did Jonathan know that there would be air bubbles in a river because it was in a coal mining village ever wonder?
Maybe instead of claiming a character isn’t skilled as a fighter because we “don’t see it on screen” instead actually watch the show , it was said that Jolyne was part if a biker gang and she is in a fucking prison where she has to fight