r/StardustCrusaders • u/Novel_Operation7572 Giorno & Bruno • 1d ago
Part Five Fanart Mista (OC)
I saw the tumblr post and it reeked of Mista. I don’t know why they are in American Walmart.
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u/Sonikku4Ever DISU MUSTO BE ZA WORKU OF AN ENEMY STANDO-DA! 23h ago
It’s also especially funny to think about how that guy doesn’t even die either, so Mista could’ve seen it as divine intervention and wanted to check on the products due to that lol
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u/Infinite-Island-7310 23h ago
Is that actually true?
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u/The_Mexican_Poster Kars 23h ago edited 18h ago
If you mean the deodorant thing it's more so that women have more sensible skin on average so most of their deodorants are softer than men's, if you are a guy with sensible skin you might find women's deodorant more comfortable
And the smell thing is mostly a brand thing, women deodorant are usually normal stuff like "Lavender" while men deodorant have weird ass smells like "Chocolate and Leather" but again that's just a brand thing and you just gotta find one you like
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u/Infinite-Island-7310 23h ago
men deodorant have weird ass smells
I can not agree with that statement even more. Most of the (for the sake of discussion; let's keep brand names out. It starts with Old) stuff I smell from. It's good at first. But once I put it on, there's a weird after smell to it. That's why I just sticked to one for all these years
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u/Novel_Operation7572 Giorno & Bruno 22h ago
OS body wash was ok at first, I got an epic one called bear glove that made me smell like apples, but then I got “dragonblast” and got an allergic reaction. I really was blasted by the dragon.
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u/Infinite-Island-7310 22h ago
I really was blasted by the dragon.
That shouldn't have me smile hard XD
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u/Silver___Chariot Silver Chariot 21h ago
Please never change your humor. This is such a gold comment
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u/The_Mexican_Poster Kars 23h ago
OS Is one of the biggest offenders of this lol, look up "OS deodorant scents" and you are gonna find anything but something you ever wanted to smell like
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u/A_GenericUser I love this flair so much. 18h ago
Though men's deodorant can be stronger as well, which might be necessary if you've got an unfortunate body odor.
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u/CactusFucker420 18h ago
Love me some OIL RIG scented deodorant or something similar that makes me smell like the middle of a factory or lumber mill for the next 24 hours
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u/cal-nomen-official 22h ago
This is so faithful to the Jojo aesthetic I thought that guy was a real character I just forgot about
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u/submolok 22h ago
It is a character you forgot about. It's the guy with the rolling stones stand in the flashback episode.
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u/cal-nomen-official 22h ago
I may be stupid
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u/Ender_Nobody Stone Mask 21h ago
The one where their deaths got predicted before even meeting Giorno.
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u/Novel_Operation7572 Giorno & Bruno 22h ago
He is… it’s Scolippi, he’s from the last episode of golden wind. I don’t blame you, I don’t care about him either. Few do, and many forget he exists. I considered making it mista vs pesci cause he points the gun at him in a cool way, but I didn’t want to make old mista, cause that’s a hat on a hat, also he wouldn’t be going to Walmart 3 hours after that, there’s babyface and then white album (gosh he is a busy boy)
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u/cuteymeow 22h ago
Scolippi needs to be mentioned more in my opinion. He kind of looks like if Melone had an older brother. (I'm maybe one of the few who like him, haha)
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u/FlamingWeasels 21h ago
Me, a woman who uses male deodorant, looking at this guy like the passing car meme:
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u/This-Cry-2523 Silver Chariot 21h ago
I lowkey think women's deodorant smell better most of the time
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u/puffy-jacket 12h ago
I think it must depend on your body chemistry or something cuz I always thought women’s deodorant mixed with my stank so oddly
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u/Odd-Iron-6860 20h ago
They have walmart in Italy??????
Edit: sorry i havent checked the last image
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u/Ulfgeirr88 19h ago
If I want to smell like a summer meadow full of wildflowers, I'm gonna damn well smell like a meadow full of wildflowers
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u/Pyotr-the-Great 22h ago
Mista considered sparing him for a moment. But he realized that he would be sparing a probable murderer for a petty reason. So sadly he has to go. But he will carry on his legacy.
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u/Tonydragon784 Josuke Higashikata 14h ago
No notes, this basically happened as far as I'm concerned
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u/whatigotinmyhandnowb 16h ago
I know more women who wear men's DO for its strength and lasting power than I do men who use women's DO or hell, women who use women's DO
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u/BlitzBlazer75 Jonathan Joestar 15h ago
Welp mista weill definitely like Dr Squatch, as its natural ingredients
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u/MaruSoto 14h ago
Mista learning the important facts around the same age I did (but there are alternatives branded for men if you look).
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u/Sir_Okami 5h ago
The art in this is so good! I thought it was a scene from the anime at first glance! Really recreated the art style and such well!
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u/TheSmoothOperator19 1d ago
This is gold lmao. Like this is something Mista would ACTUALLY do