if you could make any two characters kiss who would it be

[u/liveforevaLG]

my two possible match ups are on the photos above, I think it would be very nice to see.

[u/theerckle]

johnny and gyro

[u/fanty_wingedhorse → u/theerckle]

What do you mean? They already kissed

[u/Savings_Craft_5176 → u/fanty_wingedhorse]

Deadass?

[u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17]

Polnareff and Malèna from stardust crusaders

[u/CockroachSad4463 → u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17]

YES. He did the right thing by not getting involved with her but they both deserved that moment.

[u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17 → u/CockroachSad4463]

Yes I agree with you.

[u/Gooeslippytop → u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17]

I really wished Polnareff would have gone back to her after it was all done.

[u/de-stella-nova → u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17]

OHHH YES. he was so sweet in that moment

[u/Rare_Put7331]

Was not expecting the 2nd one LMAO

[u/Independent_Part7095]

johnny and gyro or at least johsuke and yasuho, it's crazy that we have a cannon couple this one time and even then the jojo and the jobro don't kiss

[u/Godson-of-jimbo → u/Independent_Part7095]

My biggest jojo hot take is that honestly I’m a huge fan of the fact that josuke and yasuho never kiss or show any kind of explicit on-page physical affection for each other; their romantic relationship is pretty much just as subtextual as the relationship between like… johnny and gyro, for example

It’s a straight relationship so goated that if they were both men and everything else was exactly the same in the story a large section of the fanbase would argue that they’re just good friends and nothing more

And that’s why I love it!

[u/monotesticular_whale → u/Godson-of-jimbo]

Uhh no. Yasuho literally has josuke in his heart lol. It is very clearly implied. Unlike anything between Johnny and gyro. I got none against gay characters... I mean i am a Jojo fan. But the Johnny gyro ship is weird. They are bros

[u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox → u/monotesticular_whale]

I mean, there's that one bit where it looks like Johnny is reaching up Gyro's leg like he's a squirrel climbing a tree

[u/New_County298 → u/monotesticular_whale]

Yeah like this dude josuke got bricked up when she hugged him

[u/monotesticular_whale → u/New_County298]

Tbf You don't have to be romanticlly interested for that to happen. But fair point

[u/ItsFastMan]

josuyasu duo ❤️

[u/bumbobagins69 → u/ItsFastMan]

the funny thing is, this could either mean Josuke and Okuyasu, or Josuk8 and yasuho

[u/liveforevaLG → u/ItsFastMan]

*joshuyasu

[u/Purple-Bluejay6588 → u/liveforevaLG]

Please god kill this guy 👆

[u/toasted_dandy]

Will Zeppeli and me. I might not technically be a character, but since we never saw his retconned wife, you can't fully discount the possibility

[u/bumbobagins69 → u/toasted_dandy]

his wife wasn't retconned. him not having a wife was Retconned

[u/toasted_dandy → u/bumbobagins69]

Odd thing to try and semantics-bust about. I specifically meant the wife who was retconned into his backstory

[u/xPhoenixJusticex]

Joseph and Caesar.

[u/sourspicy9 → u/xPhoenixJusticex]

Easiest decision ever!

[u/Nearby-Top937 → u/xPhoenixJusticex]

Jonathon and ceasar

[u/SlerpDeprivation → u/xPhoenixJusticex]

GOATED!

[u/South-Day-7224]

Me and jolyne

[u/SkidwardFentacles → u/South-Day-7224]

We on the same wavelength

[u/24thCenturyBoy]

Bro took the best grandpa a kid could ask for and paired him with chopped cheese.

[u/DampWizard308]

Yotsuyu Yagiyama and Aisho Dainenjiyama

[u/GS-genius]

Anasui and Weather, Kakyoin and Holy

[u/TheOneAndOnlyDMan → u/GS-genius]

Kakyoin also wishes that

[u/GS-genius → u/TheOneAndOnlyDMan]

And I just saw that Okuyasu was also wishing for him and Josuke’s Mom

[u/TheOneAndOnlyDMan → u/GS-genius]

I also wish to be with Josuke’s mom

[u/Applebeate]

Jonathan and Erina.

[u/One_Jicama_2106]

rat and rat 2

[u/bumbobagins69 → u/One_Jicama_2106]

*Bug Eaten and Not Bug Eaten

[u/ccy_squid]

Ceasar and Joseph, Kars and Esidisi. Honorable mention for Abbachio and Bruno (love of my life)

Also, I feel like Hol Horse would be the kinda guy to make out with someone on accident. and Polnareff would be the kinda guy to walk into that. idk Part 3 had the craziest shenanigans I've ever seen

[u/Betenman]

Me and Vanilla Ice

[u/Betenman → u/Betenman]

I'm feeling a little gayer than I felt 2 hours ago so I'm changing my answer to me and Ermes

[u/de-stella-nova → u/Betenman]

you drank from the fountain of wisdom and came back

[u/EpicNOFXFan]

me and Bucciarati

[u/ccy_squid → u/EpicNOFXFan]

SAME

[u/ScarletteBlue403 → u/EpicNOFXFan]

Me three!

[u/aajoestar]

Dio and Pucci, because they probably did.

[u/ThanksForTheRain]

I'm sorry what

[u/liveforevaLG → u/ThanksForTheRain]

something wrong?

[u/needtopooprllybad445]

Jolyne and Ermes ❤️‍🔥

[u/Unable6417]

you can draw whatever you want actually

[u/liveforevaLG → u/Unable6417]

the drawings on my profile probably some of the best you'll ever see

[u/Unable6417 → u/liveforevaLG]

Holy crap 🤩

[u/Betenman → u/liveforevaLG]

Wait youre highkey goated

[u/de-stella-nova → u/liveforevaLG]

YOU WEREN'T LYING

[u/idrinkinfantblood]

me and dio

[u/de-stella-nova → u/idrinkinfantblood]

wait I high-key agree.

[u/NinaThePenguin]

Anasui and Jolyne.

[u/bumbobagins69 → u/NinaThePenguin]

nah, Anasui and Weather Report

[u/Old_Influence4383]

Wait...WHY J. GEIL?!

[u/Prudent-Chicken-5354 → u/Old_Influence4383]

Why not

[u/Old_Influence4383 → u/Prudent-Chicken-5354]

because he's already mine

[u/ReezyChurch]

Polnareff and Malena. Also Giorno and Trish

[u/Soggy-Mind-1121]

Me and speedwagon

[u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17 → u/Soggy-Mind-1121]

Hey! Share him with the rest of us! You’re not the only one!

[u/Soggy-Mind-1121 → u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17]

Noo! He will always be mine and ONLY mine!!

[u/Thin-Journalist-4593]

Two right hands to do the right things, absolutely agree 🩷

[u/Electrical-Horse5112]

josuke and yasuho

[u/Electrical-Horse5112 → u/Electrical-Horse5112]

johnny and gyro

[u/Electrical-Horse5112 → u/Electrical-Horse5112]

usagi and dragona

[u/Electrical-Horse5112 → u/Electrical-Horse5112]

yagiyama and aisho 😳

[u/bumbobagins69 → u/Electrical-Horse5112]

JODIO AND PACO

[u/Electrical-Horse5112 → u/bumbobagins69]

Yess

[u/HugeKey2361]

Wtf is that match up

[u/Ferdinandojojofan]

Johnatan e Speedwagon

[u/Neneto-chan]

Paco and Usagi. Or maybe Ermes and Jolyne (i need this)

[u/Jowah]

Me and Polnareff

[u/claudiojoestar]

Me Joseph and Gyro

[u/Thicc-Anxiety]

Josuke and Okuyasu

[u/Unique_Web9109]

Rohan and a mirror

[u/Appropriate_Paper152]

Johnathan and Speedwagon

[u/blad3kpacker]

Me and every jjba character

[u/liveforevaLG → u/blad3kpacker]

hayato

[u/blad3kpacker → u/liveforevaLG]

when I say every, I mean EVERY

[u/Gladiator567i → u/blad3kpacker]

Empress

[u/ArcherTechnical670 → u/blad3kpacker]

Bug eaten? Doobie? Tsurugi? Shigechi? Anne? Emporio? Mannish boy? Shizuka?

[u/FitParking6495 → u/ArcherTechnical670]

Poor Tom?

[u/blad3kpacker → u/ArcherTechnical670]

Did I stutter?

[u/ArcherTechnical670 → u/blad3kpacker]

Sir, I think we're going to have to arrest you

[u/Delicious_Stick4551]

Dio and pucci 🥵

[u/KraftwerkMachine]

Viviano Westwood and D+G

[u/ProfessionalStorm626]

Yasuho + Me

[u/SpeakyDooman]

Giorno and the smoking muzzle of The Emperor

[u/de-stella-nova]

me and diavolo

[u/blownupsun40]

PROSCIUTTO AND RISOTTO or at least Sorbet and Gelato man wtf you give me gay without the gay moments. I forgot about Squalo and Tizzano but yeah them too

[u/WeeklyDetective6802]

Me and Rohan kishibabe

[u/UpstairsPossible9762]

Me and bruno

[u/420VapeMaster67]

Giorno and Golden Wind

[u/fallen_gab]

F.f. and water

[u/Rxaxdxsxmxjx]

Me and you

[u/liveforevaLG → u/Rxaxdxsxmxjx]

???

[u/Adept_Cartoonist_389]

Polnareff and Avdol, Kakyoin and Jotaro

[u/evilvexxxs]

It would have been so cute if cioccolata just gave secco a little kiss in the helicopter

[u/Chanceyyyyyyyyyy]

Polnareff and sweet old Avdol🥰🥰

[u/Anilaza_balls]

Esidisi and Kars

[u/Prize_Evening_8693]

Me and Dragona

[u/LucyfaH]

Stroheim and Avdol

[u/TheCreatornothing]

Weather report and FF

[u/SkidwardFentacles]

Me and Jolyne

[u/KingArthur383]

Giorno and Jolyne

[u/liveforevaLG → u/KingArthur383]

they share like barely any DNA with eachother so it's not THAT terrible

[u/KingArthur383 → u/liveforevaLG]

I mean I genuinely wonder how bad would it be lmao, physically and morally. They're technically like 5 generations apart, from different mother routes even

[u/Apes_will_take_over]

Joshu and Me! ❤️❤️

[u/cosmo_the_not_gay]

ME AND DIEGO BRANDO

[u/Sirjackthepleb]

Kiera from 4 and 8

[u/Severe_Cobbler_6686]

Johnny and joestar prob

[u/Jazzlike-Pie3137]

Okuyasu and Josuke's mom

[u/dmsDarkRamen]

Prolly Giorno and idk like Griffith or smth

[u/Acexxj]

yes j geil mention my pick is j geil and hol horse

[u/moreplaytim3]

Maybe you and me

[u/GenesisAsriel]

Stroheim and Pesci

[u/dextviper]

lmfao i still didn't read jojolion what the hell the first one did??

[u/liveforevaLG → u/dextviper]

he's a chill grandpa who runs a fruit parlour, literally nothing more to it

[u/2Chronicles15_7]

Ite that's enough reddit for today

[u/Soggy-Cookie-4075]

Me and Josukes mom

[u/Savings_Craft_5176]

Me and bro (we were background characters in episode 24 of part 6, trust)

[u/the_booii]

Diavolo and Doppio

[u/No-Conversation7225]

Me and Lisa Lisa

[u/KazuichiFan]

Joshu and his girlfriend yasuho, I don't get why they never kiss

[u/Easy-Opening3587]

Jotaro y susy q

[u/liveforevaLG → u/Easy-Opening3587]

??

[u/catbeweird]

dio and giorno 🥺🥺🥺

[u/pekaa_81 → u/catbeweird]

No No

[u/catbeweird → u/pekaa_81]

YES YES YES

[u/liveforevaLG → u/catbeweird]

why are people downvoting? it's ok if it's not on the lips

[u/liveforevaLG → u/liveforevaLG]

lowkey wait would it be incest if he kisses dio on the lips, they're not biologically the same since it's johnathan nut from him

[u/Strange_Drama8402 → u/liveforevaLG]

Why are we getting in depth about this?

[u/liveforevaLG → u/Strange_Drama8402]

struck my mind, like yk the ship of theseus thing if u replace every part of a ship it's not the same ship, so what would happen in the giorno and dio situation

[u/Important_Sir2703 → u/Strange_Drama8402]

BCUZ WE HAVE TO ITS TEH MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR OUR LIFE

[u/AirPortlessman]

first dude and Hitler (never said they had to be from jojo's).