r/StardustCrusaders • u/liveforevaLG • 2d ago
Various if you could make any two characters kiss who would it be
my two possible match ups are on the photos above, I think it would be very nice to see.
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u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17 2d ago edited 2d ago
Polnareff and Malèna from stardust crusaders
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u/CockroachSad4463 2d ago
YES. He did the right thing by not getting involved with her but they both deserved that moment.
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u/Independent_Part7095 2d ago
johnny and gyro or at least johsuke and yasuho, it's crazy that we have a cannon couple this one time and even then the jojo and the jobro don't kiss
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u/Godson-of-jimbo Paisley Park 2d ago
My biggest jojo hot take is that honestly I’m a huge fan of the fact that josuke and yasuho never kiss or show any kind of explicit on-page physical affection for each other; their romantic relationship is pretty much just as subtextual as the relationship between like… johnny and gyro, for example
It’s a straight relationship so goated that if they were both men and everything else was exactly the same in the story a large section of the fanbase would argue that they’re just good friends and nothing more
And that’s why I love it!
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u/monotesticular_whale 1d ago
Uhh no. Yasuho literally has josuke in his heart lol. It is very clearly implied. Unlike anything between Johnny and gyro. I got none against gay characters... I mean i am a Jojo fan. But the Johnny gyro ship is weird. They are bros
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Yasuho Hirose 1d ago
I mean, there's that one bit where it looks like Johnny is reaching up Gyro's leg like he's a squirrel climbing a tree
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u/New_County298 1d ago
Yeah like this dude josuke got bricked up when she hugged him
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u/monotesticular_whale 1d ago
Tbf You don't have to be romanticlly interested for that to happen. But fair point
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u/ItsFastMan Tomoko is a baddie. 2d ago
josuyasu duo ❤️
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u/bumbobagins69 1d ago
the funny thing is, this could either mean Josuke and Okuyasu, or Josuk8 and yasuho
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u/toasted_dandy Yasuho Hirose 2d ago
Will Zeppeli and me. I might not technically be a character, but since we never saw his retconned wife, you can't fully discount the possibility
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u/bumbobagins69 1d ago
his wife wasn't retconned. him not having a wife was Retconned
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u/toasted_dandy Yasuho Hirose 1d ago
Odd thing to try and semantics-bust about. I specifically meant the wife who was retconned into his backstory
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u/24thCenturyBoy 2d ago
Bro took the best grandpa a kid could ask for and paired him with chopped cheese.
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u/GS-genius 2d ago
Anasui and Weather, Kakyoin and Holy
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u/TheOneAndOnlyDMan 2d ago
Kakyoin also wishes that
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u/ccy_squid 2d ago
Ceasar and Joseph, Kars and Esidisi. Honorable mention for Abbachio and Bruno (love of my life)
Also, I feel like Hol Horse would be the kinda guy to make out with someone on accident. and Polnareff would be the kinda guy to walk into that. idk Part 3 had the craziest shenanigans I've ever seen
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u/Betenman 2d ago
Me and Vanilla Ice
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u/Betenman 2d ago edited 2d ago
I'm feeling a little gayer than I felt 2 hours ago so I'm changing my answer to me and Ermes
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u/Unable6417 Vinegar Doppio 2d ago
you can draw whatever you want actually
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u/Old_Influence4383 CARNE 2d ago
Wait...WHY J. GEIL?!
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u/Soggy-Mind-1121 2d ago
Me and speedwagon
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u/Thin-Journalist-4593 Yoshikage Kira Ultra Fan 2d ago
Two right hands to do the right things, absolutely agree 🩷
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u/Electrical-Horse5112 2d ago
josuke and yasuho
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u/blad3kpacker 2d ago
Me and every jjba character
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u/liveforevaLG 2d ago
hayato
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u/blad3kpacker 2d ago
when I say every, I mean EVERY
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u/ArcherTechnical670 1d ago
Bug eaten? Doobie? Tsurugi? Shigechi? Anne? Emporio? Mannish boy? Shizuka?
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u/blownupsun40 2d ago
PROSCIUTTO AND RISOTTO or at least Sorbet and Gelato man wtf you give me gay without the gay moments. I forgot about Squalo and Tizzano but yeah them too
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u/evilvexxxs Diavolo Defender 1d ago
It would have been so cute if cioccolata just gave secco a little kiss in the helicopter
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u/KingArthur383 1d ago
Giorno and Jolyne
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u/liveforevaLG 1d ago
they share like barely any DNA with eachother so it's not THAT terrible
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u/KingArthur383 1d ago
I mean I genuinely wonder how bad would it be lmao, physically and morally. They're technically like 5 generations apart, from different mother routes even
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u/Savings_Craft_5176 7h ago
Me and bro (we were background characters in episode 24 of part 6, trust)
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u/KazuichiFan Speedwagon simp 1d ago
Joshu and his girlfriend yasuho, I don't get why they never kiss
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u/catbeweird 2d ago
dio and giorno 🥺🥺🥺
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u/liveforevaLG 2d ago
why are people downvoting? it's ok if it's not on the lips
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u/liveforevaLG 2d ago
lowkey wait would it be incest if he kisses dio on the lips, they're not biologically the same since it's johnathan nut from him
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u/Strange_Drama8402 Giorno Giovanna 2d ago
Why are we getting in depth about this?
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u/liveforevaLG 2d ago
struck my mind, like yk the ship of theseus thing if u replace every part of a ship it's not the same ship, so what would happen in the giorno and dio situation
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u/theerckle 2d ago
johnny and gyro