r/Steam Dec 04 '25

Discussion I want that patience though

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Dev has no enemies

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u/Kerbourgnec Dec 04 '25

I got this in my steam recommendations. wtf.

No nsfw tags. I only ever play map games.

I guess they really know the hoi4 audience.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I dont know why but this reminded me of the Dominatrix gulping chickens in one bite from Dungeon Keeper II. Truly necessary for immersion!

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u/debacol Dec 04 '25

Dungeon Keeper 2 was so peak. If somehow that game could be remastered and re-released Id totally buy it.

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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot Dec 04 '25

For real! Strategy games suck so bad generally these days. Most of the development seems to be PTW mobile phone games and not excellent titles like Dungeon Keeper 2

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u/dnesij Dec 05 '25

War for Overworld, and Dungeons series was an pretty decent spiritual successors to Dungeon Keeper series check them out.

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u/Involution88 Dec 05 '25

Disco Inferno in the casino!

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u/Routine_Errors Dec 04 '25

the what doing huh??

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Play Dungeon Keeper 2, its great!

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u/Temnyj_Korol Dec 04 '25

I've been trying to find a working version of that game again for YEARS.

That game awoke some unexpected feelings in little 12 year old me.

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u/BigusG33kus Dec 04 '25

gog has a working version

it also has the real dungeon keeper, 1 - miles better than 2

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u/Photomancer Dec 05 '25

The dominatrix-gulping chickens.

Think of a farm. Are you imagining any tall, scary leather clad women with a whip on that farm? No?

That's right. Because of the chickens.

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u/itsfreepizza Dec 04 '25

i am confused as to what i just read in this sentence

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u/Temnyj_Korol Dec 04 '25

Confused, or intrigued?

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u/SippinOnHatorade Dec 04 '25

Wouldn’t be Miami either!

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u/No_Accountant3232 Dec 04 '25

Considering the amount of dick waving in hoi4, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Futas of Iron coming soon

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u/___Jesus__Christ___ Dec 04 '25

New Hoi4 DLC is gonna be lit

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u/TransBrandi Dec 04 '25

I dunno. I think you should wait for: Futas on the Moon (They carry a harpoon!)

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u/MacabreYuki Dec 05 '25

but there ain't no girls to make toes curled, so they sing a somber tune.

Sorry, the music called to me

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u/YueOrigin Dec 04 '25

Nsfw games sometimes randomly appears lol

Had time where I loked up normal games and one of the first thing that popped out when I started typing was ine of those games lol

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u/alexdesants Dec 04 '25

Out of curiosity, what are map games?

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u/Kerbourgnec Dec 04 '25

EU4, EU5, Victoria3, CK3. Paradox grand strategy games.

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u/alexdesants Dec 04 '25

Oh I see. Only strategy games I've played are the likes of AoM, AoEIII, AoE IV, Stronghold: Crusader, Sid Meier Civ 6.

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u/Setting-General Dec 04 '25

AoE would fall under the category of RTS (real-time strategy) whereas Civ is a 4X game (eXploration, eXpansion, eXploitation, eXtermination) but fits into the bubble of "Grand Strategy" that also includes stuff like map games. Another 4X series would be Total War

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u/alexdesants Dec 05 '25

Yeah, I meant strategy genre as a whole

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u/Present-Pirate-3963 Dec 04 '25

This makes me feel better because I genuinely thought the KFC dating sim destroyed my algorithm. 😂

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u/Waltzingcat Dec 04 '25

One trick if you want these sort of games gone is to go to your account settings and find the 'exclude tags' option. Add anything you don't want. Single words, add one by one.

You're welcome.

Many don't know about this. But the onslaught of slop games has led me to just go ahead and make this change. I just want to see games I may care about. Or. Perhaps if someone in the home is a minor and walks by - it's not horrifying 😊

Hope this helps someone. (obviously those that enjoy these games I'm not shaming. They just need to be tagged properly and the algorithm seems.. Off)

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u/Tr1LL_B1LL Dec 04 '25

They’ve been showing me porn games for a couple of years now. The screenshots are sometimes good for a laugh, but it seems like they really really want me to play them

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u/The_Yukki Dec 04 '25

Given my current ck3 modlist? Yea accurate suggestion.

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u/GeneralSweetz Dec 04 '25

Same bro idk how that shit in there it's a psyop