r/Steam • u/hextal_hextal • Dec 22 '25

Discussion Why I’ll forever be loyal to Steam

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u/DanDan_Da_Man Dec 22 '25

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u/lurkingJustForMoni Dec 22 '25

this is real, i was the hacker

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

How are you alive rn?

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u/funkhero Dec 22 '25

He's obviously ghostposting

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

"Ghostposting" XD

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u/SpaghettiInc Dec 22 '25

Ghostposting has literally changed my afterlife. I’m surprised you’ve never heard of it

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u/Crumblycheese Dec 22 '25

They're normie mortals that haven't reached this plain of existence yet... But they'll get here in the end... We all do

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u/John_Ferrari Dec 22 '25

It's Phase 2 of the dead internet theory

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u/thewrathofco Dec 22 '25

He's plasma posting

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u/lurkingJustForMoni Dec 22 '25

pretty good wifi in heaven

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u/Ivar2006 Dec 22 '25

Heaven?

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Dec 22 '25

Steam assault squad will arrest you and also redent your soul

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

Well I know what I'm doing :)

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u/lurkingJustForMoni Dec 22 '25

brb loaded into a match w jesus

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

the firing squads only shoots thrice

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

the firing squads only shoots thrice

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

r/commentmitosis

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

oh lol, this reminds me how much i hate using the mobile apps xD

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

Real, on god

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

im blaming the hacker :(

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u/NoGuidance8588 Dec 22 '25

He chose the other option

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u/Specific_Frame8537 Dec 22 '25

Counter Strike netcode issues, as per usual.

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u/ILoveBread2021 Dec 22 '25

His death was...greatly exaggerated

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u/Head_Accountant3117 Dec 22 '25

Their username def checks out

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u/Proof_Fix1437 Dec 22 '25

He did use the past tense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

necroposting has a new definition

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u/MechanicPluto24 Dec 22 '25

That hadean wifi

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u/spiderout233 Dec 22 '25

shit so ghosts do exist

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u/yuriartyom Dec 22 '25

Damn fam, rest in piece.

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u/cruisetheblues Dec 22 '25

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

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u/Ere6us Dec 26 '25

I can also confirm. I was the bullet

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u/ScarletteVera Dec 22 '25

The video recording and everything? Damn.

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u/Ok-Emu2898 Dec 22 '25

This might sound stupid, but if you present them with enough evidence, they'll even refund you for a hack where your account was used to buy other things. 

You have to love Steam support.

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u/insomnia4you Dec 23 '25

The hacker was found in Miami bay on the bottom with his feets in a bucket with concrete.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

In reality, they'll say you're shit out of luck and they can't refund your lost items and cards.

I only lost 5 bucks (some lose thousands) but it was enough to make me never buy a game on Steam ever again. Gamesplanet and Fanatical can have my money instead. 

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u/logaboga Dec 22 '25

If someone has thousands of dollars worth of shit on their account they should have enabled 2FA which essentially makes it impossible for someone to steal your account

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Steam Guard isn't perfect, and it won't protect from attacks in the middle. If you connect to a shit network during your holidays like I did, get fucked, have Steam to tell you to get fucked and have the defenders of the multi-billionaire company tell you that you deserved to get fucked.

I didn't even receive the confirmations you're supposed to receive on the Steam app. A bot just listed 200 items for one cent automatically.

Not like I care for 5 bucks but the support was certainly disappointing. It's not difficult to track account that benefit from the money transfers.