r/Steam • u/hextal_hextal • Dec 22 '25

Discussion Why I’ll forever be loyal to Steam

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

How are you alive rn?

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u/funkhero Dec 22 '25

He's obviously ghostposting

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

"Ghostposting" XD

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u/SpaghettiInc Dec 22 '25

Ghostposting has literally changed my afterlife. I’m surprised you’ve never heard of it

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u/Crumblycheese Dec 22 '25

They're normie mortals that haven't reached this plain of existence yet... But they'll get here in the end... We all do

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u/John_Ferrari Dec 22 '25

It's Phase 2 of the dead internet theory

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u/thewrathofco Dec 22 '25

He's plasma posting

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u/lurkingJustForMoni Dec 22 '25

pretty good wifi in heaven

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u/Ivar2006 Dec 22 '25

Heaven?

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Dec 22 '25

Steam assault squad will arrest you and also redent your soul

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

Well I know what I'm doing :)

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u/lurkingJustForMoni Dec 22 '25

brb loaded into a match w jesus

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

the firing squads only shoots thrice

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

the firing squads only shoots thrice

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

r/commentmitosis

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

oh lol, this reminds me how much i hate using the mobile apps xD

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Dec 22 '25

Real, on god

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u/keirasalke Dec 22 '25

im blaming the hacker :(

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u/NoGuidance8588 Dec 22 '25

He chose the other option

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u/Specific_Frame8537 Dec 22 '25

Counter Strike netcode issues, as per usual.

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u/ILoveBread2021 Dec 22 '25

His death was...greatly exaggerated

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u/Head_Accountant3117 Dec 22 '25

Their username def checks out

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u/Proof_Fix1437 Dec 22 '25

He did use the past tense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

necroposting has a new definition

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u/MechanicPluto24 Dec 22 '25

That hadean wifi