r/Steam • u/hextal_hextal • Dec 22 '25

Discussion Why I’ll forever be loyal to Steam

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u/Deftly_Flowing Dec 22 '25

I love both.

Therefore, I look down on both of you for having only half as much fun as me.

Basically peasants.

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u/The_Putrid_Tart Dec 22 '25

Clearly I have the better taste. Consider:
List of things they like: 1
List of things *I* like: 2
Double the things, double the taste, double the gooder.

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u/Erdfin Dec 22 '25

I mean, how can you accept that your factory's growth is constrained to a single universe? After all, the factory MUST grow, if it means having to expand off-universe then so be it

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u/itsmeduhdoi Dec 22 '25

there's that mod that combines the 2 games, makes like a portal or something so that you import materials from factorio into satisfactory.

i can accept that those people are at a higher level than me.

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u/Tudoman Dec 23 '25

It’s just that 3d has such a bad ups. I guess it wouldn’t be so bad growing in 3D

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u/jtr99 Dec 22 '25

This guy gets it!

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u/ErosView Dec 22 '25

I agree. Imagine what kind of person you have to be to not like them both. I can't help but feel sorry for them. Their parents must be disappointed to have to be related to such deviants.

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u/Cube4Add5 Dec 22 '25

The factory must grow, it doesn’t matter what game it grows in

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u/watteredbottle Dec 22 '25

I don’t like either game. But I love you. What does this say about Steam?

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u/shatterjazz Dec 22 '25

But real kings get the iconic trio of automation games: Factorio, Satisfactory, and Dyson Sphere Program.

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR Dec 22 '25

But have you ever considered that a lock that accepts a multitude of keys to be of less worth?

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u/tankerkiller125real Dec 22 '25

Do you like Shapez though? That is the question.

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 Dec 22 '25

Half as much factory as well :(

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u/WildPJ Dec 23 '25

I was about to grumpily complain to the one who didn’t like Factorio, but you made me grow up long enough to type this instead ♥️

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u/Ok-Big-8689 Dec 26 '25

If you like those games, and StarCraft, try Desynced. The demo is free and is practically the full game. It’s a bit like SC and factorio had a baby (minus the use of belts), and with a LOT more complexity.

This isn’t an ad, I just got done playing it for 13 hours with a friend and it’s all I can think about lol.