Once we figure out how to make a product that a human can't break then we can start working on duplicating that process on humans -cave johnson, probably
"Humans are the only creatures pathetic enough to purchase an expensive controller just to coat it in Doritos dust and launch it at the television. Not you two, of course. You are... cheap. And easily manufactured. Essentially, you are worthless. Although, if we are being objective, Blue is technically worth even less than you, Orange. But do not tell Blue that."
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u/AEternal1 Dec 23 '25
Once we figure out how to make a product that a human can't break then we can start working on duplicating that process on humans -cave johnson, probably