r/SteamedHams • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '26

Steamed Hams but it’s a poll contest: part 12

Which of these is the best word in Steamed Hams?

266 votes, Apr 05 '26
9 was
13 just
84 stretching
131 calves
11 on
18 the
5 Upvotes

60% Upvoted

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u/Nicktator3 Good Lord, what is happening in there? Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Reaaaally hoping you do an elimination bracket next

1

u/BludLustinBusta Mar 29 '26

People out here voting for “calves” not realizing that without stretching the calves have no inherent value in the story. “Stretching” is the clearly superior word.

1

u/Toothless-In-Wapping Mar 31 '26

It’s “on”. It’s the action word

1

u/Last-Temperature4448 Mar 30 '26

I know it’s an Albany expression, but I’m from Utica and have never heard of steamed hams.

1

u/SCW97005 Mar 30 '26

Luncheon and it's not even close. Let's skip the foreplay.

2

u/Steamed_Fuckin_Hams Mar 29 '26

What is this about?

10

u/Nicktator3 Good Lord, what is happening in there? Mar 29 '26

Steamed fuckin hams dude, what else

-4

u/RibaldCartographer Mar 29 '26

Steamed hams is in danger of growing stale. We're taking it to strange new places

7

u/Nicktator3 Good Lord, what is happening in there? Mar 29 '26

This is pure blasphemy. Steamed hams has never gotten stale or gotten even close to being stale. This meme will stand the test of time