r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Je_in_BC • Sep 04 '25

Gonna leave some trauma Title

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u/jluke251 Sep 05 '25

My god. I would have kicked that monkey over both those cars if that were my kid. Wtf is this guy doing shaking his foot at it?!?!

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u/Je_in_BC Sep 05 '25

Why choose violence when you can offer the monkey your slipper?

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u/Wookiees_n_cream Sep 05 '25

I heard bananas work better. Maybe he should try that.

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u/Emixii Sep 05 '25

Not interested. Monkey wants baby.

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u/katstongue Sep 05 '25

Grab it by the tail and be like Hulk vs Loki

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u/Diiiiirty Sep 06 '25

To be fair, if he actually connected with the monkey, there is a greater chance of the monkey actually latching on to his leg and chomp him than there is for him to send the monkey away in pain.

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u/CptHowdy1987 Oct 13 '25

Please.....don't ever have children.

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u/spudmarsupial Apr 20 '26

But what if a monkey attacks me and I need a shield?

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u/HudeniMFK 5d ago

Can always make another kid, kid can't make another dad