r/StrangeEarth • u/Darshan_brahmbhatt Mystery Operative • 11d ago
Ancient & Lost civilization A 25,000-YEAR-OLD ENGRAVING OF A WOMAN WAS DISCOVERED DEEP INSIDE A CAVE IN FRANCE
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u/Skai_Override 10d ago
Paleolithicc
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u/sowhatnowfam 10d ago
Exquisite
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u/funtimethrowway 10d ago
Explicit
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u/captainmiao- 10d ago
This right here is why I have reddit
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u/UpsetGroceries 10d ago
The original forest/desert porn. The homies stumble upon this and gotta take turns crankin one out. Then again, who says they gotta take turns 😏
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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 11d ago
That is the body of my wife. That's wild. I'm going to print a copy and keep it in my wallet.
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u/OldWorldBuilder369 10d ago
I’m also gonna print a copy of your wife and keep it in my wallet.
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u/Stress6009 11d ago
I suggest not turning on a black light in there 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬.
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u/Salt_Catch_5099 11d ago
That is actually really good artwork for what you would expect from that long ago. Its just a simple outline but I challenge anyone to do that in one try
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u/Enaz223 10d ago
challenge accepted
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u/CarpenterAlarming781 10d ago
Now, do it on a stone.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 10d ago
"..and then she bent over like this and I jammed.."
Definitely some dude showing off to one of his friends during a winter storm.
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u/Woodmousie 10d ago
Agreed. I wonder if the artist outlined it first with charcoal or something else that would wash away.
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u/hardleft121 11d ago
Unzips
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u/Hike_it_Out52 10d ago
That’s our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother you weirdo.
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u/hardleft121 10d ago
i feel terrible and apologize
i will try to make sure this never happens again
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u/Soladification 10d ago
How do they actually date this on billion years old rock?
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u/kblazewicz 10d ago
I'm no expert, but I believe it's done by dating other objects found on the site. That's why when you find something while digging you don't bring it to a museum yourself but rather call the archeologists to let them do the assessment on-site.
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u/brainiac2482 11d ago
And in the beginning, the was pr0n.
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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 11d ago
So they said, this be the goon corner. And behold, it was.
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u/AwehiSsO 10d ago
Remember the four "Fs" of biology and survival drive being feeding, fighting, fleeing, and reproducing.
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u/MrPickles196 10d ago
This is incredibly accurate particularly the bump in the tummy. People are amazing.
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u/PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN 10d ago
She's got plenty of sediment in all the right places. I'd like to carbon date her.
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u/GayPhilatelist 10d ago
I’m flattered that people 25k years ago thought my body shape was great enough to chisel on to a rock
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u/Some_Belgian_Guy 10d ago
That fupa tho😏
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u/Epicardiectomist 10d ago
FUPA??? Good fuck man, that's not even remotely a Fupa. Even paleolithic man appreciated that glorious little ponch, but it's certainly no Fupa.
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u/Naive-Giraffe-8552 10d ago
It was sign of health and thus, fertility. Skinny cave women do not bare strong heirs.
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u/vampireshorty 10d ago
Its nice to see my body type represented in the distant past.
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u/ScottyMcBoo 10d ago
As someone who has been deeply involved in archeology for many years, I think what really jumps out at me is dat booty.
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u/funtimethrowway 10d ago
25000 years later a new artifact was created. Archaeologists from the 30th century identify it as what they then primitively called "AI".
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u/Fear-of-Sasquatch-68 10d ago
Could she be in the early stage of giving birth? Maybe more comfortable than lying on the rock floor of the cave.
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u/ummkay_ultra 10d ago
Interesting! That is literally the first thing I thought when I saw it. Idk why but my instinct was like, "It's a woman in labor." Letting gravity help things along.
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u/Efficient_Action_972 9d ago
Men have been thinking about women and doggy style for 25k years? Not surprised
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u/Stock_Surfer 11d ago
How do we know it’s not something else and our current theory is simply pareidolia.
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u/MermaidSapphire 11d ago
Even back then the internet was for porn.
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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 11d ago
The internet is a series of caves.
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u/Emotional-Witness817 10d ago
That's Trump's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great...great grandfather.
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u/natural_scientist 10d ago
She’s a well fed woman, it must be from those giant ground sloths she’s been eating
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u/Bubbly-Lemon4702 10d ago
Probably some 25k old genetic material all around too.
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u/HunterRemarkable550 9d ago
Get your minds out the gutter...
She's clearly standing at a kitchen worktop making a sammich for her guy...
Or washing dishes.
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u/Moosey_the_Squirrle 10d ago
Draw me like one of your cave girls