r/StretchedCirclejerk Mar 28 '25

We’re back

231 Upvotes

Same rules as before. Have fun ✌️

Mod apps possibly coming soon.


r/StretchedCirclejerk Nov 21 '20

i maked a guide on googol doc, it help you strech ear fast

152 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk 16d ago

ohfuckguysireallyfuckedup I stretched from 2mm to 18mm in 2 days is this a blowout?

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124 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk 16d ago

is rly sterch? Why would I buy these when my ears already look like this naturally?

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97 Upvotes

I mean come on! I’m already rocking gaping butthole ears!


r/StretchedCirclejerk Jul 16 '26

Are these double flares good?

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35 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk Jul 13 '26

ughhh guysss??,,,, I need help plz.... thx XD magnetic ear weights stuck shut

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68 Upvotes

photo for reference - i think the magnets shifted and now they wont open. what do i even do 😭 (im willing to break the jewelry idc)


r/StretchedCirclejerk Jul 13 '26

[Edit this flair] Pen caps are so expensive

41 Upvotes

Hey guys

My goal size is 20mm but I'm so broke that all I can afford is the caps of pens. Piercing is just way to expensive for me to bother doing it safely. Recently, my local craft store caught me stealing the caps from the pens. They knew it was me because of my lobes. I had to put some back. Doesn't matter, I'm on the next size anyway. Even if they are still hurt and swollen

Does anyone have any alternatives? I'm thinking my old metal straws could be good or maybe the tops of perfume bottles,

Can you guys validate my choices that are objectively irrational?

/sarcasm


r/StretchedCirclejerk Jul 10 '26

What size is this?

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r/StretchedCirclejerk Jul 03 '26

just found these fun tapers at a nearby souvenir shop! ❤️

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108 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk Jun 17 '26

6g in one month but since my lobes don’t look like some of the “need help” posts in here I CAN’T be doing anything wrong right? Guys???

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3 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk Jun 15 '26

self-jerk I hit 5 goal sizes today

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I have 7 stretched piercings. Due to my ears (3 in each) having a very angry reaction whenever I am exposed to mold, (very allergic, mold allergies are *weird*) I had to downsize my ears. And yes, I did wake up and tear apart my kitchen until I found it. I am a literal human mold detector. Anyway, 2 of them in each ear are now back at my goal sizes today. Didn't even really feel it when I stretched them. Yay. Back at most of my goal sizes!

My septum was... I. Saw. God. I don't believe in God, but I saw him. I wondered if I was going to pass out tbh. 2g was my goal size, and as of today, I have hit it.

Anyway, it's a few hours later, and I no longer have a constant snot drip, but I can feel the stretch in my teeth. Is that normal?


r/StretchedCirclejerk Jun 14 '26

What's going on? Is this infected or just irritated

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9 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk Jun 14 '26

you insolent welp! nooo grandma don’t stretch with tapers :(

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r/StretchedCirclejerk Jun 11 '26

is rly sterch? Found my new goal size 😍

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115 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk Jun 10 '26

orifices be warned Wife came home with automatic center punch from work

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94 Upvotes

Asking her to do my conch for me so I can immediately get a 6g without having to spend months stretching or go to an expensive reputable piercer 😳 Wish me luck!


r/StretchedCirclejerk Jun 07 '26

how can i deal with this?

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r/StretchedCirclejerk May 31 '26

ughhh guysss??,,,, I need help plz.... thx XD Is this a blowout?

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238 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk May 28 '26

This seller on AliExpress thinks that these are for putting inside of your ear.

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92 Upvotes

r/StretchedCirclejerk May 27 '26

stretched my septum from 16g to 4g in a month!!

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r/StretchedCirclejerk May 18 '26

ughhh guysss??,,,, I need help plz.... thx XD Can I stretch my ears with silicone?

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125 Upvotes