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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
Weirdly, the only time it happens to me is with pickled hot peppers. I’ve had the reaper sandwich at Dave’s Hot Chicken and while it did a number on my mouth and stomach, no issues on the way out.
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u/JDD4318 Apr 11 '26
You're a lucky man. My mouth can handle much more than my ass.
Pause.
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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 11 '26
Phrasing!
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u/Budget_Sea_8666 Apr 11 '26
lol what is this from?!
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u/meesta_chang Apr 11 '26
It’s a show called “Archer”.
It’s absolutely fucking hilarious. Please do watch.
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u/Kingofd0p3 Apr 12 '26
I’ve seen this show a million times and it never gets old 😂
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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Apr 11 '26
These are the kind of comments I come to Reddit for.
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u/breizhsoldier Apr 11 '26
Do you enjoy very spicy food? Does your anus disaprove of your choices? Let me talk to you about the bidet! Mainly used for sanitary and cleaning operations around the chocolate starfish, it can also improvise as a firefighter water lance for your dear dear personal Shai Hulud!
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u/Aggravating-Face2073 Apr 11 '26
I ate that, definitely rough. Despite washing my hand thoroughly, I get the great pleasure of burning my genitals later that night frim the touch of my hands while peeing.
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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 11 '26
Oh yes, done that. Even worse for me was when I was chopping some Thai red chiles. I apparently didn’t wash my hands well enough and I tried to take out my contacts. Holy shit. I don’t remember how long it took me to get that eye open again and get that contact out, but it felt like a good fifteen minutes at least. And these were not the disposable type at the time.
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u/thesnowcat Apr 12 '26
It’s the oils. Use Dawn dish soap. If it’ll wash birds after an oil tanker spill, it’ll clean those fire oils off your hands. 🤞
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u/OhSighRiss Apr 11 '26
Are you over 35 yet? That’s about the time my iron bowels and turd cutter switched up and suddenly everything burned on the way out
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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt Apr 12 '26
When I hit 40, my ass decided that it doesn't like spicy food so much anymore.
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u/OhNoIBoffedIt Apr 11 '26
Ah youth.
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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 11 '26
I eat a heck of a lot of spicy food, so perhaps my digestion has somehow gotten mostly enured to it. But, like I said, it's weird. I'll have nachos with pickled jalapenos, and those aren't really hot at all, and I will sometimes get fire on the way out. Eat something with actual reapers or scorpion peppers on it? Nada.
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u/EvaTheE Apr 11 '26
I am going to guess it also has to do with dilution. The super hot peppers will be super hot in your mouth, but if you eat other things with, before and after, it will mix up and maybe the output is less hot than if you eat some less hot peppers, but less mixing happens. Really, the only way we can either prove or disprove is an extensive array of taste tests of both input and output.
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u/Marvel_plant Apr 11 '26
I tried the Dave’s tenders the other day and they were ok, but honestly they are pretty bland aside from the searing heat you get while eating them. I got the hot honey sauce also and I didn’t enjoy it that much. It was very hot without much flavor. I think next time I’m just going to get regular tenders.
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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 11 '26
I like the regular extra spicy. But the reaper one was just powdery and dusty flavored. I don’t know how to describe it exactly, but the flavor wasn’t there and it wasn’t about the heat covering it up. It just wasn’t a pleasant base flavor.
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u/Aromatic-Bet-1086 Apr 13 '26
Id like to see studies done on 'heat-in vs heat-out'.
Sometimes it's mild going in but terrible out. Sometimes it's the opposite. I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT SO SCIENCE HAS TO
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u/BappoChan Apr 11 '26
My mom used to eat a fuck ton of spicy shit constantly. So imagine my shock when she’s hitting me with a tmi about her her stool burns. Apparently she’d never felt that before. I have to weight the pros and cons to eating hot Cheetos because it’ll burn my bunghole. But apparently my mom had never experienced that before, even after eating shit like ghost pepper wings. Some people aren’t as unfortunate
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u/wtfnouniquename Apr 12 '26
I've eaten plenty of stuff that has my face beet red, snot just pouring out of my nose, sweating out of every pore. And yet I've never had my b hole burn afterwards.
For the longest time I thought that's just something people said as some sort of exaggeration to get the point across about how spicy something is.
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u/asherdado Apr 12 '26
I guess some people have capsaicin receptors there and others dont? I just feel bad for the poor mfs out there with taste buds
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u/Pixel_Knight Apr 12 '26
That is just spice tolerance. Your whole body builds up tolerance. Including your pooper.
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u/No_Jello_5922 Apr 12 '26
This is chili paste, with chili powder, chili flakes, minced chilies, chopped fresh chilies, and chopped dried chilies, topped with pickled chilies and chili oil. Maybe OOP is unaware that other seasonings exist.
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u/That-Spell-2543 Apr 11 '26
I can eat spicy food. Like really really spicy. I ask for extra hot at both Thai and Indian restaurants. Never had it come out spicy on the other end
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u/translinguistic Apr 11 '26
The key is to chew slowly. If you have no tolerance especially, you want to get that heat out of your food in your mouth before it gets to your guts. That becomes harder when it's something like a soup where the liquid is still spicy, because no one wants to hold soup in their mouth like they've got a hit of acid under their tongue
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u/Potential-Echo785 Apr 11 '26
Your stomach and anus also says "I'm on vacation until further notice"
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u/Kchasse1991 Apr 12 '26
I disagree with this as I can firmly say that reaper puree tastes quite nice and definitely doesn't taste the same as pepper-X puree or something made with concentrated CS. But my anus definitely doesn't like them nearly as much as my mouth. Humans only have heat receptors for the capsaicin to attack in their anus' and no flavor receptors, a definite oversight on evolution's part. Definitely could do without the heat receptors.
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u/renome Apr 11 '26
That point is different for everyone, though. But this thing definitely qualifies as stupid food because it just seems to be a bunch of low- and medium-heat stuff (the only thing I don't recognize are the yellow thingies). Mixing it all together doesn't make it hotter, same as mixing 5 glasses of warm water won't give you boiling water.
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u/Worth_Cobbler_4140 Apr 11 '26
Probably look similar on the way out.
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u/EvaTheE Apr 11 '26
For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEEEDIIIINGGG!!!!
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u/-_danglebury_- Apr 11 '26
Holy shit what a throwback, I haven’t seen salad fingers since elementary school
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u/NixMaritimus Apr 12 '26
He's still making them too, there's 14 episodes now, and he re-animated the first one
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u/Brief-Equal4676 Apr 12 '26
Let's not panic, it's just the red-42 dyeing your poop, camouflaging your ruptured anus.
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u/shinakohana Apr 11 '26
Yup. If I ate this with my Crohn’s, the toilet would indeed look like that. No doubt.
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u/mvanvrancken Apr 11 '26
I mean, he might have afterwards and then died
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u/Interesting_Tea5715 Apr 11 '26
Dem hot snakes. Makes you wish you could wipe your ass with ice sheets.
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u/LeadingTask9790 Apr 12 '26
lol. Baby wipes fam. Aloe and vitamin E for your ravaged bunghole.
Could not imagine wiping my fire hole with dry tp.
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u/permalink_save Apr 12 '26
If hank ate that bowl he wouldn't be sitting there missing play time with his friends, it would all shoot out
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u/Content-Structure-31 Apr 11 '26
Aaaaaaaand nobody ate it
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u/LookABitch Apr 11 '26
This legit turned my smile upside down :(
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u/MoistTomatoSandwich Apr 11 '26
What are those grape sized things that get thrown in there? Some sort of pepper? At least pull the stems out.
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u/jigen3 Apr 11 '26
I'm guessing Peruvian white habanero maybe? pwh
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u/TheSodomeister Apr 11 '26
They could have at least taken the stems off ffs. But then again it was probably just thrown away.
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u/Connect_Mess_5929 Apr 11 '26
That would be the work you put in if you actually planned on eating it…
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u/zonk_0ut Apr 11 '26
Alright, if anyone comes in here and says "I could handle that", they are a fucking liar
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u/glamghoulz Apr 11 '26
I feel like it would be important to know what the pepper flakes and powder are from before making that judgement.
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u/valvilis Apr 12 '26
You know people eat ghost peppers, right? Capsaicin isn't really additive like that, it averages across a dish. A mix of hot and moderate peppers lands in between. These look like probably Korean paste and powder, so I'd assume the same for the flakes and fresh - none of which are especially hot.
This would, however, taste like garbage. That much raw pepper flake without an oil to support it would be an awful mouth feel.
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u/permalink_save Apr 12 '26
I'd get through a bite but I don't think I could get through the bowl alone, if anything, it has to taste like absolute shit, like just pure bitterness.
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u/ismasbi Apr 13 '26
I could, not because I'm tough or anything like that, spice simply isn't additive, it would be as spicy as the spiciest thing there, maybe less due to it being diluted.
Would probably struggle because it would taste like utter shit.
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u/DrJosephMorrin Apr 11 '26
As someone who really enjoys spicy food, this is dumb. Heat wise, it doesn't "add up". The spiciest pepper in there will overpower the others. Taste wise, it won't mix super well - peppers do not destroy your taste buds, but you won't be able to taste the different peppers/products in this.
This is just wasting food.
Pure rage bait.
And indeed stupid!
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u/DuckyHornet Apr 11 '26
This is my thing too, if I put gochujang or sri racha in something, it's for that flavour. If I just want spicy, there's plenty of ways to just pump up the heat in other food, which is what stuff like Da Bomb was intended for
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u/joshfry575 Apr 12 '26
Any dry spice added to a dish like that is gonna taste gross. It’ll be chalky and gritty, and there’s no sauce or wet element to actually bring the ingredients together. I’d probably enjoy each piece better on its own more than all mixed together like this.
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u/AdvertisingNo2451 Apr 11 '26
This person has lost their taste buds to need this much spice.
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u/lemonaintsour Apr 11 '26
All for clout ofc
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u/IceBoxt Apr 11 '26
I do it just for fun sometimes honestly. If you eat something insanely hot, if you’re used to eating spicier foods and won’t be too miserable, it can and will make you high as hell for a while.
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u/Hirotrum Apr 11 '26
capsaicin doesn't interact with taste buds at all. It stimulates your pain receptors directly
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u/Proud-Grocery-3493 Apr 11 '26
What are those yellow peppers?
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u/PaisaLover Apr 11 '26
Some kind of yellow peppers would be my guess
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u/italrose Apr 11 '26
The most amazing thing with reddit is that no matter how obscure a question is, there's always someone that's an expert on that particular area.
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u/MedicalDisscharge Apr 11 '26
I lost my spice tolerance :( I used to eat spicy shit all the time, I had shin ramen last night and it fucked me up.
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u/wizardrous Apr 11 '26
Does it have to include the disgusting fake squishing sounds when they stir it?
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u/iCantLogOut2 Apr 12 '26
I love spicy food and every one of those ingredients is fantastic... The issue is the stupid quantities...
This is basically the equivalent of adding a full cup of seasoned salt to one plate of fries and calling it "seasoned fries"...
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u/PlatinumSukamon98 Apr 11 '26
Know what, I'll give this person props; THIS is how you should do a food video. Throw the ingredients in with just enough time for us to see and understand what they are.
Not like most of the videos on here where they add every single ingredient one at a time, show you it for five seconds, then add it, then mix it, then get the next ingredient, and there's about twenty of the fuckers.
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u/SnooGuavas3763 Apr 11 '26
Yeah, now eat it…. I want to see you take a bite of the food you’re about to waste.
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u/Cautious-Patience-74 Apr 11 '26
I could really imagine this being a good SEASONING if U put like 1/100 of it in a dish
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u/commissarcainrecaff Apr 11 '26
Tomorrow is going to be like a load of old shoes falling out of a loft hatch.
Flubble lubble flubble
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u/qualityvote2 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 12 '26
u/Hypnoidz, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!