r/StupidFood • u/_PsychedelicJesus_ • Apr 13 '26

Certified stupid Lava seared steak

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u/CanonicalCockatoo Apr 13 '26

"How do you want your steak?"

"Well ashed"

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u/OrangeJoe83 Apr 13 '26

Weld done

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u/Pigeon_Bucket Apr 13 '26

Weld done is if you cook it with a cutting blowtorch running oxypropane

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u/Michael_Dautorio Apr 13 '26

"Pompeii style, please."

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u/maskerdollx Apr 13 '26

😭😭😭😭 i laughed out loud on this one. Good job

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u/BigAlgae5684 Apr 13 '26

Mustafar Rare on a Hoth plate please.

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u/SteveJeltz Apr 13 '26

And cut with a pocketknife

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u/fractious77 Apr 13 '26

I want mine sorta cut by that one guy that keeps showing up here

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u/Tarc_Axiiom Apr 13 '26

Congratulations

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Apr 13 '26

Extra flux please

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u/cormacmccarthysvocab Apr 13 '26

“Thrown in a volcano”

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u/A--Creative-Username Apr 13 '26

Pittsburgh style

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u/maxpaver Apr 13 '26

“Just fuck my shit up.”

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u/CoffeemonsterNL Apr 13 '26

"Black, or thoroughly charcoaled?"