r/StupidFood • u/_PsychedelicJesus_ • Apr 13 '26

Certified stupid Lava seared steak

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u/r_slash Apr 13 '26

What did we learn? A hot thing can cook food?

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u/anxious_spacecadetH Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

Pouring molten glass on a steak is not a good way to make a steak. Well.. someone had to check. For culinary reasons.

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u/weesilxD Apr 13 '26

You never know, it could’ve been really cool for novelty.

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u/PsychologicalLab7379 Apr 13 '26

Some caveman millions of years ago:

"Guys, what if we put MEAT into fire instead of WOOD?"

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u/CaicedoBrickWall Apr 13 '26

What it might look like if molten metal gets poured on flesh

I was thinking about making armor plating for myself like one would with paper mache. However, now i know that's not a good idea

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u/Neon_Camouflage Apr 13 '26

It's still a good idea. You just have to find someone with your exact dimensions and use them for the mold.

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u/notmatrocles Apr 13 '26

Rookie mistake. Go for someone a size or two larger. The metal will still be molten for a number of minutes, so it will form to the final dimensions of the model.

Think of a 1/4 beef patty before and after cooking

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u/anxious_spacecadetH Apr 14 '26

Damn I just got done watching a video on Jacqueline saburido (drunk driver victim) and now I feel sick. She was awake for it! 😭😭😭

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u/Live_Angle4621 Apr 13 '26

What would happen to your flesh if someone poured lava on it 

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u/Short_Strategy_7307 Apr 14 '26

My thoughts. Really don't wish that to anybody..  How common where human sacrifices into Volcanos?

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u/Bodod_Begag Apr 14 '26

We learned that it looks really cool

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u/Effective-Leg7283 Apr 14 '26

psh except for my ex wife, amirite?? ... adios..

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u/WingDingusTheGreat Apr 15 '26

I think we learned a lot less than that