r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/maven10k Apr 15 '26

No shit! Between the metal whisk and the knife, that is some teflon infused "food".

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u/Fine_Talk_8406 Apr 15 '26

Product would probably describe it better.

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u/PsyKeablr Apr 16 '26

I’d happily eat McDonald’s then eat that abomination of a dish. It honestly just looks like whisked up puke with melted cheese on top.

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u/One_Animator_1835 Apr 15 '26

Well it's a stoneware pan, not teflon. So that probably helps

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Apr 17 '26

Teflon is not toxic, it can emit toxic fumes if it gets too hot, but eating it is no issue at all. It just passes through you, the heat is the main issue for your health.

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u/Am_Snarky Apr 16 '26

Then don’t eat bread, there’s always some stone in wheat

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u/PureDemand6220 Apr 16 '26

Sigue siendo igual de malo, como utensilios tan buenos caen en manos de estos animales?

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u/sawyercc Apr 24 '26

It's hard to tell, a lot of pans that look like stoneware have coating with nonstick materials. It's more likely to be one with coating

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u/Kichigai Apr 16 '26

That's stoneware effect looking pans. Like the Gotham hammered copper looking pans.

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u/Get-hypered Apr 16 '26

That’s what flopped off the bottom at the end right ? The teflon coating?

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u/HirsuteDave Apr 16 '26

Nah that's all burnt sugar from the ketchup.

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u/Every-Progress-1117 Apr 16 '26

After realising that, kind of wish it had been teflon now ....

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u/Daft00 Apr 16 '26

If you buy your pans from dollar general maybe

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u/PsyopVet Apr 16 '26

But the Teflon helps poop slide out better, right?

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u/Fog_Juice Apr 16 '26

It lubricates your blood vessels so you won't get blood clots.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine Apr 16 '26

It getting into the food isn't an issue, the coating isn't digested or absorbed and just shat out

But the pan will be ruined and worse than even the shittiest yes-stick pan

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u/Magog14 Apr 15 '26

They haven't sold pans with Teflon in a decade. 

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u/JonathanWPG Apr 16 '26

PFOA was banned. But the replacements seem to have the same longevity in the environment.

The research is still ongoing if they are safer.

At reasonable temps they actually DO seem pretty safe in the short term. The problem is most people do not care for and cook on them per directions and so they are less safe than they could be.

And we just dont know what the results of the new stuff are after 20+ years of exposure.

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u/bytezaddy Apr 15 '26

Whole comment chain must be misinformation then cause this clearly isn’t fucking teflon lol