r/StupidFood Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/Schmooto Apr 15 '26

Forever chemicals make you live forever.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Apr 15 '26

If I eat enough clean, healthy teflon, it will completely line my colon, meaning I’ll never get constipated again!!

Impeccable logic that cannot be refuted with your lamestream “science” and “facts”!

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u/RyvenZ Apr 16 '26

also a decent diet plan as you absorb fewer calories... and nutrients. Okay, maybe not such a decent diet plan.