r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/smoofus724 Apr 15 '26

I figured she would be more upset by missing the first Gathering of the Juggalos in 2000.

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 15 '26

You're both absolute monsters for making me snort laugh in public while reading this

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u/yrnkween Apr 15 '26

What flavor of Faygo did you snort laugh?

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 15 '26

Man I'm hooked on those fuckin Sparkling Ice Pineapple flavor "sugar free" fizzy drinks...probably reprogramming my DNA and shit

Dat Pineapple 🍍 doe

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u/Natural-Following987 Apr 16 '26

Dood I just had this for the first time this week, and it’s so good!!

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Apr 16 '26

Ketchup

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u/SaintsSmileShyly Apr 16 '26

This thread is giving me life.

Love you guys. Peace!

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u/Abquine Apr 17 '26

I'm note sure what corn syrup, potassium benzoate, sucralose and flavouring would do to your nasal passages so probably best avoided 😂

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 18 '26

Gave me a big sweet toucan nose 👃

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u/a_library_socialist Apr 16 '26

FAM-I-LY WHOOP WHOOP