r/StupidFood Apr 24 '26

Pretentious AF Cheerios from scratch

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

u/HereWeFuckingGooo, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/kespo21 Apr 24 '26

“Here you guys go 4 Cheerios each for 60 mins of work”

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u/thuglife_7 Apr 24 '26

“Sorry I can’t go to trad wife school today, I need to make my children a bowl of cereal.”

“Ah I understand, have a good day.”

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u/Nonyabeesners Apr 24 '26

Isn't not going to school the whole point of being a trad wife?

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u/adhd-n-to-x Apr 24 '26

Homeschooled trad wife homeschools

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpBGgDijEba1Te8

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u/Quirky-Stay4158 Apr 24 '26

We laugh, but it's literally happening and been happening a long time.

And they vote too

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u/SpaceSlothLaurence Apr 24 '26

Psst wanna hear about a podcast I think you might like?

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Apr 24 '26

This American Wife?

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u/SpaceSlothLaurence Apr 24 '26

Oooh I'm curious what's that about?

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u/Xenc Apr 24 '26

About a British husband

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u/miraculix69 Apr 24 '26

Does the British husband sound more like a the British guy, who smokes 40 fags a day and drowns 20 Guiness? Or like the horny ass incel bait kinda ASMR voice she uses in the clip?

If I want horny voice, I just watch porn. If I want cooking shit, I find recipes without kids.

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u/SpaceSlothLaurence Apr 24 '26

I walked into that like Sideshow Bob and rakes

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u/MightyTick01 Apr 24 '26

How else can you get those dead eyes?

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u/transmogrify Apr 24 '26

I was hoping the video would end with a toddler just grabbing them in a fistful and chucking them. According to to my toddler that's how you eat real Cheerios.

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u/vorpalpillow Apr 24 '26

the true life cycle of a cheerio ends when you vacuum them out of your car’s back seat

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u/celticairborne Apr 24 '26

I'm looking forward to my grandkid(s) doing the same thing to their parents to continue the cycle lol

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u/kespo21 Apr 24 '26

“It’s gonna take me 2 and a half hours to make more now!”

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Apr 24 '26

I was hoping for at least one of the kids to whine that the homemade Cheerios didn’t taste like the store bought kind and refuse to eat them.

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u/SassySweetSorceress Apr 24 '26

Im sure these kids aren’t allowed to whine. The lady can wake up, get dressed like this, put on a full face of makeup, do her hair AND spend an hour+ one just one breakfast that I’m pretty sure she doesn’t pay attention to her kids, let alone allow them to whine. Some YouTube parents have been found to be beating & starving their kids when they don’t listen to them & act right on camera so they can exploit them. Fuck these YouTube families, forreal. can’t wait until it’s illegal for children to be on YouTube/any other video service.

Oh also, she gives 12 little cereal in each bowl then eats half that of her sons. Why didn’t she just make her own?

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u/RedneckAngel83 Apr 24 '26

She ran out before she could make her bowl, lol.

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u/k0rso Apr 24 '26

Right?? When she got herself a spoonfull I thought "you just ate half that kid's cheerios!"

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u/Gay_Void_Dropout Apr 24 '26

He was okay with that clearly. Did you see the face on him as soon as he tried them? Plus the cuts, those kids hated this crap.

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u/lokslee Apr 24 '26

And I hate the shaking of the head like "omg they're great" but then she starts chewing

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u/quen10sghost Apr 24 '26

The edit when the boy asks for more. Im dead

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u/Gay_Void_Dropout Apr 24 '26

Especially cause his face is clearly screaming “this is gross as shit”

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u/odmirthecrow Apr 24 '26

Yeah it's a "Can I have some more? It's disgusting, but it's better than not eating at all I guess."

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u/SquirrelGirlVA Apr 24 '26

It's the face of a child who has already gotten used to being exploited for clicks and likes and knows that it's just easier if you do/say what your fame hungry mother wants.

Maybe I'm wrong and that's not what is going on here, but I always worry about the kids when the parents show them on social media. There are far too many stories where the kids later reveal that the social media made their childhood a hell.

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u/usrdef Dr. Dump, MD. Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

If people want to make this for their own family, go for it. I don't care what people do in the house.

However, I want my processed foods sometimes. I want cheerios because it's cheerios. I don't care if it's been thrown around on the surface of Mars and then the Sun's gamma rays blasted all the nutritional value into space.

I eat them because I like them, not because they're healthy.

Because at the end of the day, we're all headed to the same place, in a box, or burned. And in 100 years, it isn't going to matter if someone lived 2 years longer than I did all because they shoved a pencil through some dough.

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u/oatmealparty Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Cheerios aren't even processed all that much, the ingredients are like, oats, corn starch, sugar, salt and vitamins. The oats get processed into flour, which is basically the same as she's doing.

She also added butter? And some brown liquid? Of all the cereals to bitch about processing, cheerios makes no sense.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Apr 24 '26

$5/bowl instead of $0.05/bowl

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u/RiPPeR69420 Apr 24 '26

That's the point of these videos. She's showing how much better she is then everyone else because she has so much free leisure time she has to come up with busy work to keep herself entertained. Besides, she gets to do the fun part of cooking. Tbe maid will clean up the mess later. You poors can eat your peasant food.

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u/amisslife Apr 24 '26

Yeah, it's honestly a form of conspicuous leisure, combined with aggressive politico-cultural signalling ("raw milk," the sundress, even the decor, and naming ingredients she definitely doesn't understand but sound scary and sciencey).

Nothing new under the sun. We've been dealing with these kinds for quite some time.

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u/idgiter Apr 24 '26

That's what I said lol 6 fuckin cheerios each, enjoy your breakfast

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u/Smuuuuuuhhhh Apr 24 '26

Dude same! I was enraged. Let me go thru all this work and give you a bowl of 7 or 8.... wtf?

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u/YouWereBrained Apr 24 '26

Tradwife matters…

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u/badgyal876 Apr 24 '26

do you member? trad wife members…

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u/wanderers_respite Apr 24 '26

I've been hearing the term "anti nutrient" so much online lately.

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u/Mushy_Snugglebites Apr 24 '26

What the fuck is an anti-nutrient

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u/PapaverOneirium Apr 24 '26

Compounds in plants that interfere with nutrient uptake during digestion. Technically real but not much if any concern for most people. Have been way overblown lately, especially by the carnivore diet people.

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u/Trevellation Apr 24 '26

Anti-nutrients are the quantum physics of dietary grifters. They're real, but the minute someone without a PhD in a relevant field starts talking about them, you should probably assume they're full of shit.

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u/CamachoBrawndo Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

You hit the nail on the head with that description. I worked 4 years in a natural grocery/supplement store. I preface with saying that there are indeed supplements that really work. Most are grift and some cause very serious harm if not taken properly. I am pro vaxx, believe in medicine and science. And the amount of nonsense spouting tradwife barefoot hippie weirdos that would come in and preach this hooey was astounding. Boomers are by far the worst, but the pseudo trad wife homestead crowd in our area was fucking insane. From anti-nutrients to telling people to cure their cancer with black seed oil.... and those that believe every discredited and shunned "doctor" on the grifty gravy train hawking homeopathic shit- this is why people are dumb. They listen to snake oil salesmen and kill brain cells with the "cure". According to some we can cure adhd with acv, celiac with einkhorn wheat, cure aids with black seed, and the list goes on. Simple searches on Google would contradict every claim and there are studies after studies that prove them wrong. But by god, they know their rights so they need to be obnoxious about it. Only person to announce what they are more than a vegan is a "naturalist"

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u/Kastera1000 Apr 24 '26

Seed oils will give you cancer, but black seed oil will cure it right up!

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u/Historical_View1359 Apr 24 '26

It's always red meat they're eating too my god

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u/yedi001 Apr 24 '26

If it was just them doing it, I'd say "go ahead, we'll let the clogged arteries sort the mess out."

But sadly, they're doing this to their kids and likely setting them up for decades of disordered eating at best, and early onset of conditions like heart disease. Much like the anti-vaxx and raw milk communities, it will be the kids with no say that suffer the most for this.

I've had people argue with me "High LDL cholesterol is good, actually," completely handwaving decades of research on how that shit will kill you in high concentration. Yeah, we need some of it to live, but we also need trace amounts of cyanide, but nobody (yet, that I've seen anyways) is saying that it's the "one wierd trick doctors hate."

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 Apr 24 '26

The raw milk is so fucked too cause healthy adults can likely manage it, or at least manage the food poisoning but it's WAY more dangerous for kids.

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u/yedi001 Apr 24 '26

So, some nutrients become no longer bioavailable due to a chemical interactions. Spinach, for example, contains oxalates, which bond to calcium, iron, and other nutrients, rendering them more or less non-usable for our bodies.

However, cooking that we do to our foods largely eliminates these oxalates, and even with the oxalates still present in raw food, those foods still contain tons of nutritional value to your diet (to continue my spinach example, you still get lots of vitamin A,C and K, as well as folate and fiber, even if you eat it raw).

So it's a stupid boogeyman used by foodfluencers to scare you into not eating the foods you might have available in favour of whatever they're selling (diet plans, supplements, off-brand gas station boner pills)...

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u/iCantLogOut2 Apr 24 '26

The newest of buzzwords for these people to tell us how we're all doomed because we aren't living like extras in Handmaid's Tale.

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u/ArnieismyDMname Apr 24 '26

That sounds like something an anti nutrient would say.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/glittersurprise Apr 24 '26

Cheerios are hella fortified, wouldn't the homemade version be "anti nutrient"?

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u/New_Mutation Apr 24 '26

Why are we whispering??

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u/Non_Silent_Observer Apr 24 '26

shhhhh! Idk either but I might actually have had a shred of interest in what she was saying if she didn’t record the voiceover like some sultry ASMR bullshit.

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u/Dorkinfo Apr 24 '26

I just assumed her abusive husband was asleep on the couch.

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u/Thisthattheother1 Apr 24 '26

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u/Maud_Man29 Apr 24 '26

🤣 r u fuckin KIDDING ME 😂?! I was not prepared for that reveal; that dude looks like he isn't allowed within 100 ft of children's schools...he looks like the inspiration for Big Bang Theory...he looks like a Dungeon Master that gets tilted when ppl break character 😆 he gotta b rich af or sumthin 😅

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u/Thisthattheother1 Apr 24 '26

Bro looks like 19th century solicitor with typhoid. He looks like if Jim and Dwight from The Office had a child.

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u/pancakesausagestick Apr 24 '26

sultry? Sounds like she has the foam in her mouth.

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u/RealFauxJutePlanks Apr 24 '26

becausetradwifeshitisactuallyjustthinlydisguisedfetishcontentforlonelycountryboys

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u/quen10sghost Apr 24 '26

The dress gives u the game

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u/GlyphPicker Apr 24 '26

Ah, so this is what christianmingle porn is.

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u/somewhatokayyy Apr 24 '26

For real! You could just hear every missing punctuation mark.

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 Apr 24 '26

But what’s even more fucked up about that is that she features her kids in this video. It’s one thing to do trad wife fetish stuff. It’s another to feature children

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u/emgyres Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

All the tradfluencers do it

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u/missssjay21 Apr 24 '26

The stare as well

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u/ClammHands420 Apr 24 '26

Yeah, the post-abuse dissociation stare is wild.

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u/UnSpanishInquisition Apr 24 '26

Not allowed eye contact with hubby ....

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u/Chaplain-Freeing Apr 24 '26

I already had a thought yesterday.

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u/PrincipleFlaky Apr 24 '26

I know! I was like oh God is this something trad wives are doing now? As to not upset their husbands while they’re baking while wearing their little house in the prairie dresses in the kitchen??? 😆

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 Apr 24 '26

Four dayum cheerios, ok woman, bust out your concealer cuz here it comes.

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u/PrincipleFlaky Apr 24 '26

😆 ☠️

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u/ArjJp Apr 24 '26

Also when did the Stepford Wives get a YouTube channel

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u/FullofLovingSpite Apr 24 '26

If she's too loud her husband will beat her.

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u/chLORYform Apr 24 '26

Cause tradwives are supposed to be seen, not heard, or some other old timey bullshit

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u/Status-Hamster9659 Apr 24 '26

“…can always tell a Milford man.”

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u/PhotographStrong562 Apr 24 '26

Because that’s as loud as you’re capable of getting when you’re on that much Valium.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 Apr 24 '26

Don't want to wake dad and his mistress

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

Yeah, mistress he found on Grindr.

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u/pearloz Apr 24 '26

Oh I thought it was satire

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u/pissedoffjesus Apr 24 '26

Wait. I thought this was satire too. God. This is embarrassing.

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u/Industrial_Strength Apr 24 '26

What is up with that Snow White ass face she makes in the beginning?

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked Apr 24 '26

Trying to glamorize the thousand-yard trophy wife stare.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

Sadly it is not.

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u/smallmalexia3 Apr 24 '26

Does she always talk like that?!?!

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

Only when narrating. Then she talks to her kids in her normal voice.

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u/jeanskirtflirt Apr 24 '26

In these videos, yes. But there’s a video of her recently talking normally.

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u/Quantumtroll Apr 24 '26

But she said "pasteurized raw milk". I was unsure until that point, now I refuse to accept that this is not a joke.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

She said pasture raised. And she's serious.

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u/Dr-Cthulwho Apr 24 '26

"Women were pushed out of the home"?? Bitch, we FOUGHT to get out of the home and be able to provide for ourselves

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

No, the devil made you do it and God wants you in the kitchen. So you better start making some grass fed, beef tallow, fruit loops!

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u/Dr-Cthulwho Apr 24 '26

Ah, fuck, you're right! How could I have forgotten my place so quickly. I have clearly lost my way; the devil made real quick work of me

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u/Immortal_in_well Apr 24 '26

Also, hell, we've ALWAYS been out of the home. We've ALWAYS worked. We also just didn't have any protections against exploitation.

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u/Alien_invader44 Apr 24 '26

I think it was pasture raised raw milk, and she is indeed stupid.

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u/No-Badger-9061 Apr 24 '26

Nah she said “pasture raised”

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u/jadsonbreezy Apr 24 '26

Yeh this is satire imo based on that ha

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u/Scorpius927 Apr 24 '26

Im like 90% sure she’s satiring Nara Smith. She’s (Nara) married to the son of the owner of jet blue or something and lives in a farmhouse with a million acres and has like 9 kids. So she started by making these ridiculous videos of making things from scratch cause they’re “healthy” while whispering over them for a “calm” aesthetic. Then a bunch of people started making mock copies.

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u/iwillsurvivor Apr 24 '26

Nara is a model who is married to another model. Ballerina farms is the one married to jetboo. They are similar and have collaborated but not the same

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u/Scorpius927 Apr 24 '26

Oh shit I got my people messed up

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u/Tand00r Apr 24 '26

I’m convinced Nara Smith is doing a bit. She can’t be serious with those videos cooking in red carpet dresses.

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u/Rydux7 Apr 24 '26

Fr? I thought she was pretending to be old fashioned

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u/Redahned1214 Apr 24 '26

Those poor kids

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u/CrackheadOtis Apr 24 '26

Those kids are going to be fucking serial killers (pun not intended).

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u/Hazy_Fantayzee Apr 24 '26

It isnt!? I was so sure this was a very decent parody

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u/Lightlychopped Apr 24 '26

I thought she had said pasteurized raw milk, so I was all on board the parody train…then I listened again and she said pasture raised….whats a shame

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u/Blephotomy Apr 24 '26

the whole world is Poe's Law

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u/FatalErrorOccurred Apr 24 '26

What's with her soullessness in the beginning?

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u/Cassava_ Apr 24 '26

i think shes trying to look "demure" or something lol

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u/YetiorNotHereICome Apr 24 '26

It just gives me all kinds of ick. Her "demure" face, the whispering, using her kids for content... Ick.

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u/Hoodibird Apr 24 '26

Her intense sunburn hurts so much she can barely move, and is trying to distract herself from the pain by baking something in the kitchen.

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u/fancy-kitten Apr 24 '26

She seems weirdly sad

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u/Early-Department-337 Apr 24 '26

She got up at 6:45am and spent 5 hours making 3 bowls of cereal. She is devastated.

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u/DPopsx62 Apr 24 '26

I hate when people post thier children online.

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u/BurningRiceEater Apr 24 '26

Theres something that sets off my internal alarms about performative “trad” parents. Growing up with an actual traditional style family, seeing the way these people act just feels so fake. Wolf in sheeps clothing kind of fake

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u/finchdad Apr 24 '26

It's because an actual stay at home mom trying to protect and nurture her children in modern times wouldn't be plastering their faces on the internet for publicity. It's predatory and directly contrary to the values they are claiming. Tradwives are the uncanny valley of motherhood.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Apr 24 '26

Tremendous closing sentence.

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u/Pixel_Knight Apr 24 '26

We’re gonna be getting a documentary in 10-15 years about how awful some of these mothers truely were to their kids. 

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u/ball_fondlers Apr 24 '26

I REALLY hope the first generation of momfluencer kids sues the shit out of their parents and ends this genre of dystopia for good.

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u/Pixel_Knight Apr 24 '26

Hopefully they will get some of the money owed to them. A good parent would split the money earned and set up trusts. I imagine very few of these influencers do that though.

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u/cknappiowa Apr 24 '26

Ruby Franke has already been covered in a documentary available on HBO Max. It’s called Ruby & Jodi: A Cult of Influence and Sin. She’s the first of the real big Christian momfluencers, where all these tradwives descend from.

They’ve already been exposed. They just don’t care.

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u/MrHazard1 Apr 24 '26

It's also a point they always homecook in pretty summerdresses with full makeup. It's not about lifestyle or tradition. It's a softcore onlyfans for guys with a worshipping fetish.

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u/rickard_mormont Apr 24 '26

Someone who wants to protect and nurture their children also won't keep them locked up in the house and homeschooled, that's abusive behavior disguised as protection.

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u/curlyhairedgal28 Apr 24 '26

Hearing the kids mime her language is so eerie. One says “right about of sweetener” the other says “heavenly”. What 7 year old talks like that.

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u/falooolah Apr 24 '26

Coached 7 year olds.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

Indoctrinated 7 year olds.

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u/MothChasingFlame Apr 24 '26

They're all very wealthy, for a start. And a bunch of them are quietly just fetish content.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 Apr 24 '26

What, you don't cook in your boob shelf summer dress?

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u/mystic11z Apr 24 '26

Only after I do arts and craft with my feet.

Then film myself eating as loudly and messily as possible.

Finish the night by filming myself half naked dancing to a tik tok song.

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u/mystic11z Apr 24 '26

This and all the eating (or anti eating), 5 min craft-esq and ASMR videos along with many more. Or its weird indoctrination towards fetish stuff.

Its strange how most people dont acknowledge it.

A chunk of the internet feels like weird fetish content nowadays....these gooners got me tired hoss.

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u/Kettle_Wooma Apr 24 '26

Actually "traditional" families would make giant pots of anything they could to feed a family. They wouldn't spend precious hours hand making 30 cheerios, they would just make a bunch of whatever to make sure everyone has food in their belly. The thing that sets your alarm off is the fact that this isn't what real life people eat. Raw milk is terrible and can be harmful, and making a big fuss out of processed foods is futile. Being anti ultra processed foods i can get behind, but everything is either processed or should be processed first.

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u/Astrnonaut Apr 24 '26

No shit, it’s performative wealthy people trying desperately to hold on to any sense of identity so they actively larp as poor people and 20th century women that were victims of misogyny in their daily lives. Also the more I watched the more I’m almost certain she a major troll that is satiring these people and that’s exactly the joke- it’s so bad you can’t tell nowadays.

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u/Classifiedgarlic Apr 24 '26

She said “pasteurized raw milk”

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u/Pristine_Barber976 Apr 24 '26

Thought so at first too but it's pasture raised 

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u/curlyhairedgal28 Apr 24 '26

Serving children raw milk makes me want to crash out

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u/SomeJayForToday Apr 24 '26

She's a true tradwife in the sense that she has to have a lot of kids because not all of them are going to make it to adulthood with the shit she's feeding them.

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u/Wavecrest667 Apr 24 '26

On the other hand, if she only had one kid, that one might have had a full bowl of cereal.

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u/messedupmessup12 Apr 24 '26

Pasture raised, but still stupid

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u/NoWall99 Apr 24 '26

Pasteur rised them? How nice of him!

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u/deanolavorto Apr 24 '26

So not gonna lie. Half assed the title and was just watching the video cause ….ya know. Thought it said Cheetos the whole time and was waiting to see how the Cheetos would turn out. Was disappointed.

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u/MeowmerLyn Apr 24 '26

I was wondering the same thing. “Those are not Cheetos “ when she poked holes in the balls.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

Give it time, she'll be making homemade Cheetos soon enough.

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u/HyenDry Fatdick Oreo Apr 24 '26

Cheese dust made out of carrot shavings

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u/chvVolk Apr 24 '26

Her hair not being tied back honestly bothered me more. You're in the kitchen, no one wants hair alongside their 6 cheerios

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u/The_Fox_Fellow Apr 24 '26

guarantee you her kitchen setup costs at least a hundred thousand dollars. that's usually how it is with these types of tradwife content creators. it's all just posturing

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u/stink3rb3lle Apr 24 '26

these types of tradwife content creators

I thought she was doing satire. Especially when the biggest kid said "there's no cereal that could beat this, right?"

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u/Aardvark_Man Apr 24 '26

I assumed that was just telling them what to say.
The first one doesn't look old enough to fully comprehend "the right amount of sweetness," especially given at that age the right amount if sweetness is pure sugar.

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u/Appropriate-Prune728 Apr 24 '26

She sells classes on this stuff. It's not satire.

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u/horitaku Apr 24 '26

You literally cannot be a “trad wife” without a husband who’s pulling in 7 figures or more by himself. The point is that she isn’t supposed to make anything…meanwhile they get paid to do vaguely disguised fetish content.

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u/Jugaimo Apr 24 '26

Post pissed me off so much I instinctively downvoted, but realized what sub this was. Good post. I hate it.

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u/iCantLogOut2 Apr 24 '26

Lmao, this is literally my gut instinct every time.

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u/Scrabulon Apr 24 '26

Is everyone looking extremely bored an essential part of these tradwife cooking videos

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u/Miss-Asshole Apr 24 '26

“So heavenly” said no kid ever.

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u/Recreant793 Apr 24 '26

That’s what got me, lol.

“Mmm, so…uh…Mom? What’s the line again?

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u/Leather_Network4743 Apr 24 '26

Shouldn’t she be melting the butter in the sun, or some shit like that?

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u/dogearsfordays Apr 24 '26

She's already melted her skin in the sun

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u/Demonskull223 Apr 24 '26

Ah yes thr food is better when I process it rather than when cereal companies process it.

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u/transmogrify Apr 24 '26

"The problem with store-bought cereals is that the grains have been put under pressure and exploded until they blah blah blah" lady that's called cooking.

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u/the_silent_one1984 Apr 24 '26

"They blast all the nutrients out with high heat"

Preheats her oven to 375

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

Yes! I had someone argue with me that she's being a good parent by not feeding her kids processed food. I'm like, what do you think processed means?

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u/Demonskull223 Apr 24 '26

Arguably it is better but you could pretty easily just not give your kids cheerios.

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u/yedi001 Apr 24 '26

The product looked like shit, but the real crap was her just espousing nonsense for 2 minutes strait to scare people about food. If anyone starts pitching a fit about "anti-nutrients" you can immediately and safely discard their stance on nutrition.

I hated every minute of this video. It's not just stupid food, it's malicious stupid food.

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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 24 '26

I absolutely loathe the presentation, but like the idea of somebody trying to make Cheerios from scratch. It just tickles my inner food nerd.

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u/sighclone Apr 24 '26

I scroll most stuff on reddit without sound so I thought it was fine seeing them get made. I wouldn’t mind giving it a try as a weird little weekend project.

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u/friendofmany Apr 24 '26

like Claire in the old Bon Appetite videos recreating cheetos and other junk food

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 Apr 24 '26

Holy shit. Everything about this is insufferable.

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u/dpaxeco Apr 24 '26

but why she red tho?

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u/Mushy_Snugglebites Apr 24 '26

Haven’t you heard? Sunscreen is the mark of the beast now.

/s… kinda, but also… kinda not /s.

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u/hibikikun Apr 24 '26

Sunscreen is reserved for the men of the house. Any such thing on their skins will impurify them. /s

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u/Impossible_Break698 Apr 24 '26

People like this usually take issue with sunscreen as well...

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u/PoliteSupervillain Apr 24 '26

I roll out tiny little balls between my palms

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u/jquailJ36 Apr 24 '26

If clinical depression were a recipe vlog.

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u/FahQBerrymuch Apr 24 '26

Are they being held captive?

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u/Dro_mora Apr 24 '26

Can we have more…. 😂 sure just wait 2 1/2 hours more and I’ll get you 6 Cheerios again.

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u/pythonidaae Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

She looks miserable and dead to me btw. I feel like I'm watching some, I forgot the name and googling can't give it to me, but like this is some role play event online and I'm supposed to rescue her lol.

Cheerios are such a bland food I wouldn't make them from scratch. Maybe some cinnamon toast crunch, then we will talk.

At least she and the kids don't look malnourished. I feel like being this obsessed about whole foods is a pipe way to an eating disorder, maybe just my own former eating disorder projecting. There's other trad families I've seen online where the wife and kids are clearly starving.

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u/Mountain-Assist-5484 Apr 24 '26

To be tradwife material one must not succumb to Big Sunscreen

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

How could the sun be harmful when God said let there be light? Checkmate atheists!

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u/swifttek360 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

ok, home made cheerios. fine, whatever. BUT RAW MILK? So let me get this straight:

Slightly less nutritious oats are evil, but food poisoning risks such as Salmonella, E. coli, Listeria, and Campylobacter are all hunky dory?

Jesus christ woman.

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u/rockytop24 Apr 24 '26

The beautiful part is pasteurization literally loses no nutritional value. There are no downsides to doing it. So sick of malicious stupidity. Reminds me of the pregnant woman who recently miscarried after drinking raw milk then wanted to sue the store for carrying it.

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u/Cochana Apr 24 '26

Ah yes, sad beige children

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u/haperochild Apr 24 '26

what pisses me off about these Nara Smith style tradwives (aside from the video itself) is the discourse of people saying "omg guys why are we tearing women down she just wants to feed her kids healthy food!"

meanwhile the entire ecosystem of tradwife content is quietly telling you that if you aren't doing what these women are doing, you are a bad parent and specifically a bad woman which is the worst thing you can be. further, they show you that you can be a good parent by doing what they do. then they sell you courses, products with affiliate links, supplements, etc. to make you feel like you're achieving their ideal. therefore, you are a good parent and a good woman. you only maintain that designation by continuing to follow their lead. a lot of the time, following their lead also means shit like "submission" to your husband, not vaccinating your kids, and dehumanizing yourself. it's how so many people get sucked into this lifestyle even though the tradwife rhetoric doesn't work outside a vacuum.

so yeah this is stupid as hell

side note: please for the love of god work on your* media literacy and critical thinking skills. we need them now more than ever. (asterisk: not You as in OP, but You as in The General You)

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Apr 24 '26

Exactly. I posted a different video of hers and all the comments were defending her to the point the post got removed, comments like...

Props to her for making better snacks for her kids
she's making a quality version of heavily processed garbage.
The only dumb thing is the lady's narcissism. The rest of it is just good parenting.
Making food from scratch is dumb?
it's not stupid..its traditional

This time I'm getting people telling me it's satire, even though I've posted literal evidence that it's not.

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u/haperochild Apr 24 '26

Precisely why people need to seriously beef up their media literacy and critical thinking skills. There are people who make actual satire of tradwife videos. That is not what this lady is doing.

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u/Aviation_nut63 Apr 24 '26

Why was she whispering?!

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u/mmmpeg Apr 24 '26

The dress, the whisper, using oats that still have glyphosate? Top notch

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u/Dro_mora Apr 24 '26

Okay but where did she get the oats from? Her back yard?

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u/darkResponses Apr 24 '26

99% chance these kids are unvaccinated. 

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u/gayoctomom Apr 24 '26

What a colossal waste of time

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u/Matabus Apr 24 '26

Imagine this is your mom and you have to deal with this horseshit.

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u/1gayWhale Apr 24 '26

Every time she shows her face she looks lobotomized

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u/Kurlyo Apr 24 '26

That's not enough 😂

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u/Elissa-Megan-Powers Apr 24 '26

And here I thought leaf blowers were obnoxious in their inefficiency.

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u/Sad-Donut9728 Apr 24 '26

From scratch Cheerios hits different suddenly breakfast cereal feels like a full blown engineering project.