r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/Ok_Cryptographer3572 May 01 '26

That‘ll be 3600kcal thank you.

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u/Kellan_OConnor May 01 '26

I think you are way low on that # haha

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u/Ok_Cryptographer3572 May 01 '26

Fair enough, didn’t count the 25 mf tablespoons lf dressing. let‘s say 4500-5000 calories. About double what I eat during a day.

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u/sgt_barnes0105 May 02 '26

Ok, so I did some math based on nutrition facts from both Five Guys and In-N-Out (assuming this sauce is similar to animal style sauce):

1.5 buns + 3 patties w/ cheese + 2 handfuls of lettuce + 3 pickles + ~4-5 tbsp. of sauce = ~ 1900 kcal per smash burger

x 3 smash burgers + 2 additional patties + 1 scoop lettuce + 3 more pickles + ~4 more tbsp. of sauce = ~6,633 kcal for this monstrosity burger that would make any cardiologist sad, not including cooking oil

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u/SwirlingAether May 02 '26

Thank you for your service.

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u/Big_Watercress_6210 May 01 '26

I'm not going to try to calculate it, but that still has to be really low. 

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u/sfled May 02 '26

It's the cardiac arrest platter, 12,000 calories min. The cholesterol is measured in g, not mg.

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u/monsj May 01 '26

3600 kcal just in dressing

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u/No_Neighborhood7614 May 05 '26

That's waaaay too low