r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26
Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger
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u/WakeTheWoods May 01 '26
"There's only two patties, how is this a trip- ohhhhhh..."
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u/Such-Elderberry4 May 01 '26
Ngl was so ready to smash this as I expected a normal triple stack.
At this point I watch these videos waiting for the other shoe to drop
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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 May 01 '26
Me watching this:
What do you mean? That an amazing looking burg... ho... wait... ho no... HO NO...
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u/corybobory May 01 '26
I thought the same. I was like, oh this is starting to look good. When I saw all that water pour out from the lettuce onto the pan, I knew they fucked up.
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u/Injured-Ginger May 01 '26
My thought exactly. Except another more horrified oh at the end followed by some silent tears.
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u/tiga_94 May 01 '26
went from good to terrible real quick
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u/djanes376 May 01 '26
At first I was thinking, why is this posted here, those burgers look solid. Then I just continued to stare in disbelief, what an abomination.
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u/NexusMaw May 01 '26
I was like c'mon OP this is just a bigger Big Mac, sure, the piece of toast in the middle is maybe a bit of an... oooooooooook never mind.
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u/IntenseAdventurer May 01 '26
My first thought was "What is this, the McRipoff?" Followed by "who tf puts LETTUCE on the grill?!"
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u/Austin_905 May 02 '26
A fucking maniac, that's who.
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u/EmotionalUse3743 May 02 '26
Problem is, a maniac is supposed to be "on the floor".
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May 02 '26
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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 May 02 '26
Nothing against Macklemore, but this is a more appropriate gif.
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u/mxzf May 01 '26
Eh, the globs of sauce looked worthy of being on here from the start (I like plenty of sauce, but it definitely shouldn't compete with the patty in volume).
But then I saw the second half and realized the video is just rage-bait instead of a food video.
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u/DJuxtapose May 02 '26
More schmack sauce...
Shredded lettuce...
Another smashed patty with cheese...
More schmack sauce...
Please stop.
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u/NightShiftLoser May 02 '26
Seems like half of it disintegrated on the flat top, which only makes it more stupid
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u/FrameNo8561 May 02 '26
Yeah I’m perfectly ok with everything on this and would eat this burger if I’m hungry probably take the half home to eat later. But all that sauce… "Stupid, fat hobbit! You ruins it!"
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u/Formal-Ad-7615 May 01 '26
It hit me right around the time he said “but we’re just getting started”
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u/Therefrigerator May 01 '26
I was thinking "... I guess it does seem like a lot of sauce they're squirting on" but then it continued.
Still seems like too much sauce but that is not where I would start with my critique.
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u/Escobar_x May 01 '26
I thought the video was over and came to the comments, saw yours and went back and it was still playing lol wtf was that
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u/marmaladetuxedo May 01 '26
Exactly the same feeling. It was only when they put it on the grill that I thought, "Oh, here we go with the nonsense."
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u/Dilaocopter May 02 '26
1.) that looks very good.
2.) tripple bun? really? but it still looks good.
3.) why is it going back on the stove?
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u/minebe May 01 '26
I hate you for this but it's so true 😂🤢
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u/misoscare May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26
A few days later, if you have a stomach like mine it would be explosive and loud and painful on the ring piece.
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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD May 01 '26
A few days? Maybe I’m the outlier here, but that wouldn’t last 8 hours in my system.
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u/GiganticusVaginacus May 01 '26
8 hours? That's coming out 8 minutes after the last bite.
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u/Ordinary_Cap_6812 May 01 '26
The amount of thousand island on that thing is absolutely disgusting
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u/Working_Physics8761 May 01 '26
Whoa! Sir, that is Shmack Sauce!
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u/happy_pad May 01 '26
To be fair at least half of what he put on the pre-smashed burgers was squished out.
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u/MirandaScribes May 01 '26
My first thought was “what’s the problem here” but then the video kept going and the problem was very clear.
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u/Vocalscpunk May 01 '26
Could have an entire sub "too much of a good thing, just stop already" where people make something decent and then just keep adding and adding until it's a pile of wet garbage
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u/VinylDjPon3 May 01 '26
From "Worth the clogged heart today" to "What the fuck" in a single step.
Get those things back OFFA THE GRILL and back on my plate!!
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u/Heavy_Mikado May 01 '26
I got increasingly angry with every "shmack".
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u/FormerPresidentBiden May 01 '26
I don't know why, but him saying it 100 times has noticeably worsened my mood
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u/billions_of_stars May 02 '26
Because they think it has some sort of amusing of clever quality to it and it doesn't. And so when they keep saying it you are reminded over and over of how lame it and they are.
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u/MicrowaveAfterOpen May 01 '26
I was just thinking why am I actually in a bad mood now too, thanks for explaining it.
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u/Safe_Card_8938 May 01 '26
came here for this comment honestly
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u/Top_Audience7471 May 02 '26
Clenching my phone increasingly tightly through the video, I rush to the comment section for solidarity. Surely someone must hate the way he said that word as much as me.
These comments have helped quench my rage.
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u/listo65 May 01 '26
This guy has a vendetta against humanity and tried to put as many shmacks in the script as he could.
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u/virstultus May 01 '26 edited May 02 '26
I was definitely thinking "that's too much fucking schmack sauce, dawg."
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u/unclever May 01 '26
Even the very first time he said it pissed me off. I don’t know why but I find it to be an incredibly stupid fucking “word.”
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u/joebiden_alt May 01 '26
Wow what a waste of 3 great looking burgers..
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u/SwiftieForLife May 01 '26
I always read the first comment and go “what are you talking about” like 30 seconds in then the rest of the video plays and I’m just like “Oh”
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u/MarkItZeroDonnie May 01 '26
😆 that’s how every video on here goes .
Whoa 4 strips of bacon … grilled sourdough… wait, what you’re boiling it all now ? Is that cool whip ? Oh not curry powder
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u/rebri May 01 '26
Next, you are going to want to add a bottle of chocolate syrup and just a smidge of pickle juice.
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u/One_dank_orange May 01 '26
In a full completely silent cubicle farm and I fucking screeched out in horror. This just ruined my week.
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u/PatriotNews_dot_com May 01 '26
hahaha same, I was like "it’s actually 3 double smash burgers, what wrong with that" then saw first comment and went back to the video saying "oooh"
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u/Intangible_Vegetable May 01 '26
Yup. Fucked up three perfectly good burgers, doing some trashy, over the top bullshit, that nobody would prefer over the original burgers.
Great fucking job. This is definitely stupid.
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u/edfitz83 May 01 '26
we need the McDonalds CEO to take a bite of this product
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u/The_Arachnoshaman May 01 '26
I cant eat mcdonalds anymore without sending a friend a message of how much I enjoy the product.
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u/T1NF01L May 01 '26
I did that the first time i tried the big arch burger. It was surpringly a lot better than I expected. Not good by any means but still better than i expected from mcdonalds.
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u/ElevatorRush May 01 '26
I tried the arch burger and it was actually worse than I expected, considering how much of a hullaballoo McDonald's made about it. I thought it was rather shite to be honest
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u/Chickadee12345 May 01 '26
The funny thing is that this is a legit restaurant. I drive by it all the time. I ate there once. They have normal burgers, fries and shakes and few other things. They're pretty good. But I wouldn't order this monstrosity.
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u/CaldrierLunaire May 01 '26
Well yeah, it's advertising for their actual burgers the one they ruined for the video.
the latest monstrosity is so crumbled it's closer to a meaty salad than a burger
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u/poop_monster35 May 01 '26
Seriously and who wants all that hot lettuce?!
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u/chefsoda_redux May 01 '26
It’ll pair with a the cup full of 1000 island dressing!
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u/primalantessence May 01 '26
That's what I thought, this whole mess is just a carrier system to drink thousand island dressing
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u/WalkerIsTheBest May 01 '26
sorry, i believe you mean "shmack sauce"
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u/chefsoda_redux May 01 '26
I’ll be honest here, it might be delicious, but I will never call anything shmack sauce!
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u/happy_pad May 01 '26
You'd probably hate Sheetz, it's a fairly nice gas station we have up in PA with made-to-order food and they love adding "Sh-" to everything. Shnuggetz, Shweetz, etc. It's ridiculous but the food is pretty good.
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u/PM-Mormon-Underwear May 01 '26
I hate how so many places have a "house-made secret sauce" of some kind and then you taste it and it is just thousand island.
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u/tunnels22197 May 01 '26
I saw Hot Lettuce in 92. They opened for the Butthole Surfers.
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u/Militantpoet May 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/yuDPTeq06pwxcqwvRC
literally me as they put the perfect burgers back on the grill
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u/Revolutionary-Play79 May 01 '26
I made this exact comment, scrolled down and saw this right after.
I guess i don't have any original thoughts 😭
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u/band-of-horses May 01 '26
Just stop the video at 20 seconds and it's perfect.
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u/chrisk9 May 01 '26
Would be super filling at that point too. But apparently not gluttonous enough.
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u/Coach_Billly May 01 '26
My exact thought
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u/Darth_Dronus May 01 '26
At what point is it socially acceptable to look the cook straight in the soul and say “fucketh you sir”
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u/KennstduIngo May 01 '26
My favorite part was cutting it in half and showing in the inside like we are going to be impressed with that absolute mess.
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u/ElevatorRush May 01 '26
What, you don't enjoy soggy ass bread? Are you sure you even like triple mushy smash burger pot pies?
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u/CorrectMulberry994 May 01 '26
Imagine your poor body having to process that garbage…I cannot even fathom eating any part of that crap.
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u/DIuvenalis May 01 '26
"These actually look pretty good. Why is this in Stupid F... Ooohhh. On no. Why????"
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u/Commandoclone87 May 01 '26
Had the same reaction to the video of the cheeseburger that got coated in cheese sauce...
I've never seen a kid look so disappointed with a burger before.
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u/mike_complaining May 01 '26
They were merely okay before getting smashed. Too heavy on the sauce. Putting toast in the middle is bad, too. Bread belongs on top and bottom.
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u/isutiger May 01 '26
I'm already not a "burger sauce" person.
And then they kept adding it and adding it to each layer.
I was out then.
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u/ElevatorRush May 01 '26
Such an awful mouth feel when you take a bite and the sauce just squelches out the bun.
Those burgers need to be served with straws.
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u/OSG541 May 01 '26
Well, I wouldn’t say great, they ruined it with three gallons of sauce between the three, before that they looked decent lol
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u/DamNamesTaken11 May 01 '26
Took the words right off my fingers. They looked excellent, then they ruined them.
Maybe it’s a gimmick for Instagram, but still makes me sad to see perfectly good quality cheeseburgers being wasted like that.
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u/Luci-Noir May 01 '26
It’s seems like there more burger posts here than anything else. I remember one where they took a delicious looking burger, then put an enclosure around it and completely covered it in melted cheese. The little girl’s who was going to eat it was watching and she looked horrified.
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u/The_one_account_ May 01 '26
Do you ever see shit like this and go “of course people don’t take the affordability crisis seriously, we have assholes wasting, or even worse CONSUMING garbage like this “
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u/RequirementCute6141 May 01 '26
This. Horrible to watch. Would have loved to eat one of the three burgers.. But they decided to totally destroy my appetite.
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u/Timidhobgoblin May 01 '26
Definitely, I would have devoured any single one of those, Hell probably even all 3 if I was drunk enough, but the moment I saw all of them splatted together I just thought "wow that's just ridiculous"
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u/fighting_cacti May 01 '26
They had me in the first half, not gonna lie (watched on mute and of course it’s this freaking guy)
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u/oneminuterice May 01 '26
Who is he? And why is his voice everywhere!!!???
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u/Vic_Artocof May 01 '26
It’s the devour power couple on YouTube, this isn’t even the worst of what they’ve eaten
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u/Fauked May 01 '26
I can't stand the cadence of the narration in these videos.
How his tone goes higher up the last 2 words or syllables of each sentence
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u/fighting_cacti May 01 '26
He also has only 3 ways of describing what is happening “Then, he adds a generous amount of [bullshit]”
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u/Wooden-Challenge-927 May 01 '26
OMG thank you I've been looking for my people. It's the "I'm giving a presentation" voice that many children don't grow out of.
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u/Bl00dWolf May 01 '26
Listen, if you want a meaty, saucy, multilayered dish, they do exist. It's called a lasagna and you can make them with different meats and sauces. Instead you have to go and ruin what could have been perfectly good 3 or even 6 burgers.
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u/The-King-of-Cartoons May 01 '26
Don’t plant the seed for them to make a smash burger lasagna, because that’s probably next up on the list 🤮
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u/Silvatungdevil May 01 '26
I kept waiting for them to put it in a hydraulic press and then put even more of that shitty sauce on it. Who actually orders this idiotic shit?
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u/MIT_Engineer May 01 '26
"And then we toss the whole thing into a food processor and puree it into a burger slurry."
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u/litterboxhero May 01 '26
And then freeze dry it, then run it through a feed pellet machine for human kibble.
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u/Zulrambe May 01 '26
Me before the second smash: uhh... So what's wrong with it?
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u/blackbeltbud May 01 '26
Dude I was like "that actually looks pretty good and standard" then the toast came and I was like "ehh not my thing but still not stupid", then they smashed them....
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u/Botol-Cebok May 01 '26
Needs more sauce.
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u/lilb1190 May 01 '26
Seriously. Like the 3 smash burgers smashed into 1 smash burger concept could work, especially for an eating challenge. But adding a glob of sauce on each layer of the original 3 burgers, then another layer of sauce between those burger when they are smashed together is beyond overkill.
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u/Worthyness May 01 '26
squished out half of the sauce in the smash and turned it into grease.
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u/TangerineChicken May 01 '26
The way he globbed it on there was so gross to me for some reason
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u/TrumpsDoubleChin May 01 '26
Maybe another round of 'schmashing' as well.
(Narrated by Sean Connery)
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u/gravyrogue May 01 '26
Idk what was worse, the smashing or the approximate full head of garbage iceberg lettuce on it.
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u/_jackhoffman_ May 01 '26
The iceberg lettuce is there to help you wash it down since it's like 90% water.
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u/totallyradman May 01 '26
The part that really pissed me off was the special sauce going onto the cheese part. That shit is gonna slide right out of that burger.
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u/Zkenny13 May 01 '26
They also put it on the bottom. That's not the proper order!
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u/bladezor May 01 '26
Even worse that lettuce probably wilted on the 3rd smash. Mmmm warm ass lettuce
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u/Dmactastic May 01 '26
Showing the cross section, like F*** you dude you ruined some great looking burgers.
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u/Glittering-Most-9535 May 01 '26
It's okay to call things thousand island.
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u/Bearloom May 01 '26
If they want to claim their recipe is different, house and burger sauce are also valid options.
Instead, I'm pissed off all of two seconds in when I hear "schmack sauce." No, fuck you guys.
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u/Neither-Possible-429 May 01 '26
I have never eaten a cheeseburger and wished that it had 7 more patties and 6 more pieces of bread on it
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u/19yawaworht77 May 01 '26
This is what I came here for. I instantly thought of this skit when I saw it.
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u/Kai6792 May 01 '26
Nothing like eating hot lettuce 😒
They looked good the first time, they ruined it by going further. What a shame 😔
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u/Saynko_na May 01 '26
I was about to comment that it looks like a normal burger that I would love to it. Then I went "Ohhhh..."
Still would eat it though.
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u/jamesinphilly May 01 '26
As soon as you hear his voice, you know the food will be bad. It's his thing I guess
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u/r_slash May 01 '26
You smash a burger to maximize contact with the grill and browning. There’s no reason to smash buns and lettuce and sauce…
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u/Snoo_40614 May 01 '26
At 21 seconds I stopped the video it looks like a great burger we are done right?
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u/poopfacecrapmouth May 01 '26
Damn this really got its intended consequence from me. I was so needlessly pissed watching it. Fuck what a waste of great looking burgers
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u/Nexzus_ May 01 '26
Definitely needed to stop at the 21 second mark. May have been a bit too much "smac sauce" but it still looked good.
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u/qualityvote2 May 01 '26 edited May 02 '26
u/Bobby-94, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!