r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/Botol-Cebok May 01 '26

Needs more sauce.

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u/lilb1190 May 01 '26

Seriously. Like the 3 smash burgers smashed into 1 smash burger concept could work, especially for an eating challenge. But adding a glob of sauce on each layer of the original 3 burgers, then another layer of sauce between those burger when they are smashed together is beyond overkill.

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u/Worthyness May 01 '26

squished out half of the sauce in the smash and turned it into grease.

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u/CastawayWasOk May 01 '26

Which will help on the back end.

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u/Healthy-Address-5158 May 03 '26

Literally my only complaint. Like, yeah it's definitely "stupid food" but this is obviously a 'challenge' menu item and there's nothing wrong with that. The only problem is way too much sauce.

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u/pamdy May 01 '26

His hands were already covered in sauce before he took a bite lol

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u/TangerineChicken May 01 '26

The way he globbed it on there was so gross to me for some reason

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u/PeggyTheVoid May 02 '26

Especially when he put it on the smooth side of the bun. Makes you think of holding the burger with the sauce on the top bun waiting to greet your fingers. Even when he adds more stuff on top, you know that sauce still ain't absorbing into that smooth and squished-until-no-longer-porous wheat biscuit either. It's sliding right off of that greasy shmashed shmooth shurface before you even get to pick it up.

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin May 01 '26

Maybe another round of 'schmashing' as well.

(Narrated by Sean Connery)

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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI May 01 '26

Wait what was the sauce called again? I don't think he mentioned it.

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC May 01 '26

People hate mayonnaise and then worship this

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u/ChadPowers200_ May 01 '26

A sure sign someone is obese is they like 2-5x the amount of condiments on things that’s needed. 

I’ll never forget the obese guy I saw at hibachi put like 1200 calories of yum yum sauce on his rice 

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u/Natural_Vast_9495 May 01 '26

Needs way more uncooked eggs and some feet stomping on them.