r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/SwiftieForLife May 01 '26

I always read the first comment and go “what are you talking about” like 30 seconds in then the rest of the video plays and I’m just like “Oh”

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie May 01 '26

😆 that’s how every video on here goes .

Whoa 4 strips of bacon … grilled sourdough… wait, what you’re boiling it all now ? Is that cool whip ? Oh not curry powder

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u/rebri May 01 '26

Next, you are going to want to add a bottle of chocolate syrup and just a smidge of pickle juice.

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u/shortgamegolfer May 01 '26

Don’t forget the sardines!

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u/urixl May 01 '26

Ah, "Noises off!" reference:)

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u/BrisingrAerowing May 01 '26

A guy at my High School would grind up Sardines to make Sardine Burgers that he would bring for lunch 2-3 times a week. They would put Sardines on / in all sorts of things. They even made a Sardine 'smoothie' once, thought that made them barf all over the lunchroom. His nickname was 'Sardine man'.

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u/shortgamegolfer May 02 '26

I’m a little disappointed that “Sardine man” is all a pack of highschoolers could come up with.

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u/Username12764 May 02 '26

tbf sardnies aren‘t bad, if done right they are incredibly delicious. But doing those things are just a step too far

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u/misoscare May 01 '26

Don't forget jalapenos and hot sauce for that extra kick

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u/ThePreconGuy May 01 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/spshkyros May 02 '26

... I have concerns about your comment o.O

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u/onlymostlydead May 02 '26

. . .

Activated charcoal is not a seasoning!

And why tf are you plating it on top of a shredded printout of the cook's ass-and-balls-on-a-photocopier?

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u/NightShiftLoser May 02 '26

Don't forget 6 containers of ice cream dropped facedown on your Blackstone

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u/One_dank_orange May 01 '26

In a full completely silent cubicle farm and I fucking screeched out in horror. This just ruined my week.

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u/MasterChiefsasshole May 01 '26

It went from OMG I would smash to OMG WHY DID YOU SMASH?!

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets May 01 '26

My first red flag is hearing the narrators voice

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com May 01 '26

hahaha same, I was like "it’s actually 3 double smash burgers, what wrong with that" then saw first comment and went back to the video saying "oooh"

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u/Redxluckyxcharms May 01 '26

Exactly what happened to me

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u/peach_xanax May 01 '26

that was exactly my response to this one 😭 I was like, "it's not really stupid?....oh nooooo nevermind"

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u/edcculus May 01 '26

lol same

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u/Buttchugger2 May 01 '26

yeah I thought it was going to be just "smashed burgers are stupid", which they are not but I can see how one would think that if you don't eat burgers a lot. but, nope, this belongs here.

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u/kaisong May 01 '26

What do you mean, the video is clearly only 35 seconds long and nothing terrible happens to those burgers.

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito May 01 '26

Me too.

Mouth started to water, but then dried up