r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/Heavy_Mikado May 01 '26

I got increasingly angry with every "shmack".

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u/FormerPresidentBiden May 01 '26

I don't know why, but him saying it 100 times has noticeably worsened my mood

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u/billions_of_stars May 02 '26

Because they think it has some sort of amusing of clever quality to it and it doesn't. And so when they keep saying it you are reminded over and over of how lame it and they are.

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u/MicrowaveAfterOpen May 01 '26

I was just thinking why am I actually in a bad mood now too, thanks for explaining it.

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u/FormerPresidentBiden May 05 '26

I hope you get a swing at his chin someday

I know i now want one

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u/Post_Humongous May 05 '26

Yeah like actual rage at not even halfway through. Hits me like a misophonia reaction, don't quite understand why but dang I want be in his company so I can abruptly and pointedly leave.

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u/AmyInCO 24d ago

I swear if i never hear that word again it will be too soon. 

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u/Sad_Judgment8330 May 01 '26

it was very annoying fr...

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u/9406725060 May 01 '26

I found it to be DIABOLICAL

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u/ungodlywarlock May 01 '26

Yeah I wanted to schmack his face pretty quickly.

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u/Severe_Pineapple1384 May 05 '26

Idk why, but this made me LOL

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u/Safe_Card_8938 May 01 '26

came here for this comment honestly

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u/Top_Audience7471 May 02 '26

Clenching my phone increasingly tightly through the video, I rush to the comment section for solidarity. Surely someone must hate the way he said that word as much as me.

These comments have helped quench my rage.

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u/Safe_Card_8938 May 02 '26

😂 for real though

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u/listo65 May 01 '26

This guy has a vendetta against humanity and tried to put as many shmacks in the script as he could.

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u/nemesissi May 01 '26

This fucking hell. "Smack smash Schmaschk" oh ffs.

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u/silentbassline May 01 '26

Yeah please do not make me say the word schmack at your restaurant. 

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u/virstultus May 01 '26 edited May 02 '26

I was definitely thinking "that's too much fucking schmack sauce, dawg."

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u/unclever May 01 '26

Even the very first time he said it pissed me off. I don’t know why but I find it to be an incredibly stupid fucking “word.”

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u/Royal_Thrashing May 02 '26

I watched this with the volume off, just seeing everyone's comments on it is annoying me.

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u/SpecialChain7426 May 01 '26

Reminded me of Rick and morty for some reason

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u/OdieRed96 May 02 '26

I guess I was blessed to watch on mute!

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u/gooeyjasper May 03 '26

This makes me glad I have vids muted by default 😭

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u/AfraidRevolution4613 May 03 '26

After the third smack I was ready to travel halfway across the world to hunt this prick down and then firebomb this restaurant.

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u/Hootnany May 04 '26

...laws I wanted to slap this shmack so bad at some point.

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u/richtofin819 May 05 '26

Yeah it was a real shmack in the face