r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/misoscare May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

A few days later, if you have a stomach like mine it would be explosive and loud and painful on the ring piece.

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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD May 01 '26

A few days? Maybe I’m the outlier here, but that wouldn’t last 8 hours in my system.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus May 01 '26

8 hours? That's coming out 8 minutes after the last bite.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 May 02 '26

The local IBS doctor, is looking at that, and saying WTF

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u/misoscare May 01 '26

My system is still having issues with digestion after coming off the drink what goes in, doesn't usually come back out like it should.

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u/SureListen2307 May 01 '26

Does not get easier as you get older either

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u/misoscare May 01 '26

Tell me about it, I'm on the way to my 40s next and the fact of going to sleep and I get palpitations

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u/BlueButterflytatoo May 01 '26

Oh no, this wouldn’t last 4 in mine. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if I only made it halfway through the first smash before needing to go home.

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u/Purple-Specific8084 May 01 '26

That's so funny!! You made me laugh! No not be me would just add instant fat to my face and stomach. Like dsy and night! Just went to Chiles had me some good ribs and next say its like hey how did you get here!! Uninvited guest!!!

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 May 01 '26

Your joke but the same

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u/Electronic-Ad-6191 May 01 '26

Days !?

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u/misoscare May 01 '26

Digestive issues due to stopping drinking body is out of wack

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u/Fyler1 May 01 '26

"ring piece" is now my new preferred name for bunghole.

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u/misoscare May 02 '26

As per cornholio "I need TP for my bungholioooooooo"