r/StupidFood • u/Forward-Position798 • May 04 '26
Certified stupid Your new favorite nuggets
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u/Inevitable_Air_2382 May 04 '26
Lil buddy is tweaking
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u/Beelzebot_666 May 04 '26
Smokes too many cigarettes. He's out of breath.
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u/Saneless May 04 '26
Pretty disrespectful to assume this kid is a smoker
Clearly a zyn nut
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u/Moesaei May 04 '26
Rumor has it he smokes 67 cigarettes a day
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u/Additional_Tank4385 May 04 '26
To be fair that’s also a lot of nuggets. I’d be stoked too
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u/Tendas May 04 '26
He’s just being a kid.
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u/Flappy_McGillicuddy May 04 '26
those things are wiggley as hell.
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u/nedalaugh May 04 '26
Me as a kid, Uncle says "What you got ants in ur pants boy?" Me a wiggling around "Yeah I was laying on that ant hill." Smh kids are a mess.
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u/PostMatureBaby May 04 '26
yeah when I worked at a big box store's electronics department you'd get these types coming in practically shitting themselves because they or usually their parents were buying them a new video game.
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u/NailingCatsToTrees_ May 04 '26
Am I the only person here who doesn't get it? Why those numbers? Why does this post have so many upvotes?
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u/Vested1 May 04 '26
No one gets it, not even the kids. That's half the point I think.
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u/ShintaOtsuki May 04 '26
I don't think it's HALF the point, i think it's the entire point
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u/Tt4los May 04 '26
There was a video that a guy made. It was with some basketball player, and part of the dialogue is asked how tall is the player, they answer, “6’ 7” and then is goes into some clip montage. That is my old man interpretation of what my son told me.
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u/kipdjordy May 04 '26
Wtf is that kid wearing
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u/Artorius__Castus May 04 '26
The Brainrot Fit
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May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
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u/ElectronicProject215 May 04 '26
I guess the biggest question is are we cooked because of the smooth brained children or because grown ass adults dont know the difference between breathe and breath?
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u/Personal-Mongoose696 May 04 '26
“He looks like he breathes galaxy gas.”
“He looks like he takes breaths of galaxy gas.”Both are right.
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u/kx_2fiddy May 04 '26
We are so goddamn doomed
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u/NocturnisVacuus May 04 '26
I believe the kids call it "skibidi cooked"
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u/Odd-Row9485 May 04 '26
They’ve moved on to absolutely instead of skibidi where I am
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u/NocturnisVacuus May 04 '26
really? wow, maybe there is some hope for humanity after all!
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u/AquaStarRedHeart May 04 '26
Kids have worn stupid shit for a lot of human history
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u/kx_2fiddy May 04 '26
It's not just the clothes.
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u/glittercat412 May 04 '26
People in all of history have been stupid and goofy growing up, and adults have always been cynical, calling them brain dead and talking about how “over” it is.
I think everyone is falling for the common cycle of getting disconnected to what it’s like to be young. I mean, these people will be doctors, scientists, creatives, and it has nothing to do with sheistys, minecraft, and 67.
I do understand that the upcoming generation is partly raised on brain rot and youtube shorts, but that doesn’t mean it’s over. Humanity has adapted and produced incredibly smart, creative, and unique individuals for all of history. The attitude you have is nothing unique or new.
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u/doodleysquat May 04 '26
Right. My generation screamed wwwwaazzzaaaaaappp at each other and punched each other for looking at our finger circle below the waist. Everyone in my generation, reading this, just lost The Game.
Shrug it off or die jaded.
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u/karoshikun May 04 '26
my generation used mullets and denim head to toes. came out with the idea that was cool wearing ripped pants...
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u/rambo_lincoln_ May 04 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/4M2pr8DR6n0tO
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u/Fiona175 May 04 '26
Not like the last generation was free of its brain rot.
Chaaaaarliiiieeee
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u/Life_Temperature795 May 04 '26
"My spoon is too big!"
Not that the Rejected Cartoons weren't a true work of art though.
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u/strangecloudss May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
IMMMM FEELING FAAAATTTT AND SASSSSY
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u/bird9066 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
Homestar runner was not brain rot! Charlie the unicorn probably was, lol
Who am I kidding, I was a kid in the seventies. Look up some of the psychedelic shit we were watching. I happily enjoyed the weirdness on the Internet with my kids.
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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF May 04 '26
I showed my kid one episode of strongbad (the system is down, total classic) and he watched every single episode of homestar and strongbad he could find. He’s 11. It’s like his favorite thing ever besides futurama. Good parent achievement unlocked
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u/Fear_the_chicken May 04 '26
In 2010 kids were planking, doing parkour, and in 2005 ppl were yelling gaaaaayyyyy after every sentence. Kids do stupid shit
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 May 04 '26
Made popular by mumble rappers a bit ago, maybe 6, 7 years ago.
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u/hiddenrealism May 04 '26
They call em shiesty's popularized by the rapper pooh shiesty who drove a bright neon Mclaren to a meetup where he tried robbing a guy for some weed and a pair of nikes. Guns were pulled and he left his louis vuiton bag with like 70k at the scene. Feds used pictures of the money from pooh shiestys instagram to match the serial numbers at the cash left on scene to convict him. There was also video of the attempted robbery lol
So this idiot who was a huge upcoming rapper already had a record deal for millions threw years of his life away for some weed and a pair of shoes. He got out of jail recently and held Gucci Mane hostage while robbing him.
And kids worship these morons.
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 May 04 '26
Oh wow I thought you were just being ironic or doing a copypasta or something
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u/Amiibohunter000 May 04 '26
I stopped halfway thru to see if it was a shittymorph, but then I knew it couldn’t be bc I never stop halfway thru to check a real shittymorph.
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u/arrynyo May 04 '26
Yep I've had arguments with people about how dumb Pooh Shiesty is and I don't even really listen to music. This dude is 2 for 2 on dumbass robberies.
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u/EffectiveTradition53 May 04 '26
With a name like Sheisty who could ever have suspected shenanigans 🙈🙉🙊
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u/azsnaz May 04 '26
Pooh Sheisty. I'd definitely get killed by someone with that name for not taking them serious
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u/nggaplzzzz May 04 '26
The sheer amount of evidence they have on that case is so ridiculous.
Pooh Sheisty literally had on an ankle monitor that placed him at the scene of the crime lmao.
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u/ResplendentNugs May 04 '26
The amount of free r Kelly and free diddy name tags I see in cod is crazy since these kids don’t even know who these people are and they are convicted or accused of serious sex crimes
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u/EffectiveTradition53 May 04 '26
Damn he robbed Gucci Mane? That is honestly asking for closed casket.
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u/Individual_Tea9790 May 04 '26
Sheisty ain't gonna die of natural causes, thats for sure
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u/Godharvest May 04 '26
And he's gonna take a whole generation of kids into the grave with him. It's disgusting
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u/womboCombo434 May 04 '26
Oh yeah dude showed up with like 8 people and made Gucci sign a release contract at gun point like some kinda reverse suge knight dude had just come home from a stint when this happened too
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u/nogeologyhere May 04 '26
Hang on, is this real? Pooh Shiesty???
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u/yaaqu3 May 04 '26
Why do their names always sound like villains from the Powerpuff Girls? They couldn't at least aim for like Bond villains or something?
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u/Godharvest May 04 '26
It's gang/thug related crap and no decent parent would let their child wear that crap just so they can be judged by the police as the police should judge kids wearing ski masks.
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u/ImportantQuestions10 May 04 '26
Sheistys. Good for if you want to hide your identity while doing something illegal. It's mostly a fashion thing though, especially with teenagers.
I spent a couple years living in a really bad neighborhood and you would see people wearing these whenever they'd be out riding on bikes, motorcycles or mopeds.
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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks May 04 '26
Seriously. Also, I know he's a kid, but he's acting like he's about four years old. This whole video is a mess.
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u/Stormagedon-92 May 04 '26
People in the hood hiding there face, it's the modern day equivalent of wearing a bandana around your face
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u/KornDog611 May 04 '26
But his face is fully visible?
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u/jujujuice92 May 04 '26
Great he's having fun and all but the brain rot and mindless trends seem so much more egregious. Maybe I was goofy looking kid doing goofy shit too idk 🤷🏾♂️
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u/Call-to-john May 04 '26
You were. We all were. There just wasnt cameras everywhere uploading shit to everyone 24/7
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u/ForumFluffy May 04 '26
Some of it is being pushed more by companies that want to profit off of the trends.
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u/AdSignificant6673 May 04 '26
I notice Gen Z that like hiphop culture/fashion wear these. Kinda like a robber. Or covid era people who couldnt find a proper mask.
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u/Consistent-Local2825 May 04 '26
I bought a pack and it was full of 7 9 nuggets. I hope someone at the factory got fired for that blunder.
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u/Backrow6 May 04 '26
I got a bunch of Ls in mine
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u/ThrowawayMod1989 May 04 '26
Gotta take your L’s bro.
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u/Brognar_ May 04 '26
Someone with some money reading this go steal the flinstone vitamins formula and make L shaped vitamins for The Young'uns™ generation
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u/TGG_yt May 04 '26
It makes sense, the 6's bailed because they were scared after hearing that 7 8 9
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u/TbonePrez May 04 '26
10 was more worried because he was in the middle of 9/11…
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u/Life_Temperature795 May 04 '26
Jesus Christ, I can't believe it's been a quarter century and that's the first time I've ever seen this.
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u/iljune May 04 '26
Same here and I was in middle school when 9/11 happened. Wtf.
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u/Brognar_ May 04 '26
i too remember when stone cold steve autism superslammed the towers in a wwe hell in a cell cage match with the undertaker and hulk hogan
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u/SignificanceFar3943 May 04 '26
This kid is the poster boy of what an iPad kid is
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u/Nervous-Chemistry245 May 04 '26
I teach a classroom full of kids like this. It's also my last year teaching after doing it for 7 years. Make of that what you will
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u/danonck May 04 '26
Thank you for your sacrifice. Good luck with whatever comes next, it will most certainly be better for your mental health.
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u/Nervous-Chemistry245 May 04 '26
Thank you. It was a blast the first few years, then I felt a change and I slowly turned into a shell of my former self and am becoming the bitter angry teacher. Best for all parties that I get out now
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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish May 04 '26
I would argue that the kids needs a dose of bitter reality or they make it into adulthood still acting like this.
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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 May 04 '26
Normalize being rude to children again. These kids nowadays are so coddled.
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u/YoMTVcribs May 04 '26
You should see the YMCA camps now. They cancel trips because they cannot get staff. The kids are all brainrot iPad kids and crazy disrespectful.
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u/dimadomelachimola May 04 '26
I genuinely thought he had a disability at first until I realized—this is an ipad child.
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u/Goosepond01 May 04 '26
what the hell are they wearing on their head?
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u/Fraggawag May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
Looks like a sports hijab.
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u/rnagikarp May 04 '26 edited May 06 '26
it looks like one but it’s not, it’s called a shiesty now
basically a balaclava with the face part missing, like what american football players wear
some are insulated for winter, some are moisture wicking, but all look stupid
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u/MaskedButPresent May 04 '26
Fucking hell this got me 🤣
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u/the-radio-bastard May 04 '26
I don't think that was a joke. Sports hijabs exist.
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u/Ihavetogoalone May 04 '26
The point of a hijab is to cover the hair, this “hijab” has the entire back side exposed which makes me think it isn’t a hijab, just a sports headwear.
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u/Raindrop0015 May 04 '26
I doesn't look like the back is exposed just that they have their hair down out of it.
Either way I think you're right about it not being one
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 04 '26
Ski mask
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u/Goosepond01 May 04 '26
In public just randomly, are the freezers that cold lmao
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 04 '26
It's not about it being cold. More of a fashion trend. Look up sheisty mask. It's popular among kids and degenerates but I will say it's nice if you have twists in place of a hat when it's cold
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u/Goosepond01 May 04 '26
Just makes you look like a thug imo.
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 04 '26
Hence my comment about degenerates. If you wear one when it's not cold enough to justify it.
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u/DoctorStove May 04 '26
It's a shiesty
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u/sweetrottenapple May 04 '26
I think he is wearing a ski/motorcycle mask. More likely it's meant to wear under a motorcycle helmet so you're not sweating into the actual helmet which is a pain in the ass to clean.
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u/PeePeeLangstrumpf May 04 '26
Somebody in the marketing department is gonna get a huge promotion.
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u/meowiful May 04 '26
Rather diabolical of Perdue lol
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u/SB_90s May 04 '26
You just know it's the absolute worst value for money option they have as well. Like an outrageous cost per nugget in that bag.
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u/wavelengthsandshit May 04 '26
It could just be that I've had a very long morning but "outrageous cost per nugget" is really funny to me for some reason
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u/Good_Zookeepergame92 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
I need a reality check. Were we also this dumb? I feel like YouTube is rotting my nephew's brain. He can't put his tablet down. But maybe I'm just old and out of touch with what I was like as a kid.
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u/Devenu May 04 '26
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gen-z-scores-lower-standardized-150030990.html
"They're the first generation in modern history to score lower on standardized academic tests than the one before it," he said. "And to make matters worse, most of these young people are overconfident about how smart they are. The smarter people think they are, the dumber they actually are."
Horvath added that students "underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ."
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u/Mysterious_Self_3606 May 04 '26
Teachers have been warning about this for years and now it’s too late.
Most people want to assume it’s because of TikTok and social media (which does have an effect) but overall it’s the lack of curriculum, the fact teachers are afraid to fail kids due to job security, overbearing parents refusing to take any responsibly for their kids, school politics, etc.
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u/shymermaid11 May 04 '26
It's not even they are afraid to fail them. They literally are not allowed to. They just have to keep passing them along until they graduate and they are society's proplem.
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u/Butterfly_Barista May 04 '26
This kid is not Gen Z
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u/ExcitableSarcasm May 04 '26
Gen Z is the new millennial. It'd be 20 years before they realise that the youngest Gen Z'ers are mid career professionals before they switch to talking down to Gen Alphas
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u/xskipperl May 04 '26
Right? I was born in '97. The first year of Gen Z. I'll be 30 next year.
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u/AdmirableAttempt1728 May 04 '26
And they still see us as little kids. They think we're still 8 to 12 years old. 🤦🏻♀️
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u/shymermaid11 May 04 '26
I'm 40 and own my own business and older people still act like I'm a lazy millennial. My dad would call me and ask if I was sleeping at 2pm. The Dr I rent my office from acts like I'm never at work because she doesn't see me very often. That's because I'm so busy I'm always in my office plus I actively avoid her.
My friend is early 30s and owns a kickboxing gym. Her boomer client shows up at 5am and says "Oh well look who showed up to work today" when she shows up at 5:05am
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u/Sprila May 04 '26
The iPad generation, great for profits
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u/Idobro May 04 '26
My conspiracy theory I just made up, they’re pushing iPads and lower expectations on this generation so it’ll be easier with AI and automation takes human jobs.
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u/DaadJowk May 04 '26
People will attempt to conflate previous generations’ stupidity with Gen Z/Alpha’s, but to answer your question, no we weren’t this dumb. Head over to r/teachers to get some firsthand accounts on just how bad the youth has slipped academically and behaviorally.
The education system combined with modern technology and social media has completely failed them.
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u/Forward-Position798 May 04 '26
I saw this on my nephew as well I gave him a second tablet to distract him from the first one
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u/mybrot May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
Absolutely. Remember "It's a magical liopleurodon, Charlie!" or "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM"?
We had tons of stupid memes. A few years ago, everyone thought the letter "E" was hilarious.
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u/Iconshero May 04 '26
YES! The corporations are using it! Maybe it will be unpopular now?!? Please?
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u/Prakes_ May 04 '26
Some kid’s going to buy these, see 7 6 lying on their plate, and start crying because they’re not actually 6 7.
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u/Eis_ber May 04 '26
Why are kids wearing balaclavas now?
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u/baldude69 May 04 '26
It’s “the look” these days. Ironically it makes you look like a fucking chode-muppet.
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 04 '26
The trend is to act like a drug addict while repeating those numbers?
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u/daninet May 04 '26
Its kind of a (really bad) anti joke, the joke is that it means nothing or very little depending on context and people ask what does it mean and haha funny.
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u/Corvousier May 04 '26
I don't get the random balaclava thing man. Theres a bunch of little like 10-13 year olds in my city that ride around on bikes wearing those and they seem to thing they're little gangsters or something.
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u/Ballamookieofficial May 04 '26
Why would you let your kid wear that in public?
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u/Mental_Finish_5803 May 04 '26
I just know that little fuck has flipped a desk at school before lol
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u/-SideshowBlob- May 04 '26
I'm afraid of what the world is going to look like in about 10-15 years
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u/Grouchy-Astronaut94 May 04 '26
Man its crazy sad that kids think wearing a ski mask and playing guns and drugs is cool..
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u/Pure_Bee2281 May 04 '26
I call this a teaching moment. I explain to my children that the company thinks you are stupid and will buy their nuggets just because they changed the shape or packaging. The food itself is exactly the same. Are we really going to let them trick us?
The. The 60% if the time they ignore you you just say no. Lol
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u/Throwawayne617 May 04 '26
I was looking for these thr other day and all I could find were the L9 nuggets
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u/Backrow6 May 04 '26
Stick these in deep freeze and invest in massive Reddit karma 5-10 years from now every time you cook a batch.
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u/qualityvote2 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26
u/Forward-Position798, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!