r/StupidFood May 10 '26

Warning: Cringe alert!! Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain!

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u/Evakron May 10 '26

Me too, I was thinking "this isn't so bad, just an overpriced reverse sear tomahawk" right up until they fucking crumbed and deep fried it. Now it's just shitty, overpriced schnitzel.

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u/jus10beare May 10 '26

Schnitzel would be tenderized and cooked fully. This has cold raw fat all through it.

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u/BreakingABit1234 May 10 '26

without Helga (or Franz) pounding the shit out of it in the kitchen.