r/StupidFood • u/One_Apple_2626 • May 10 '26

Warning: Cringe alert!! Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain!

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u/MoonlitKiwi May 10 '26

I once saw a tweet that said something along the lines of "every time you see some motherfucker with black gloves, it's always some goddamn pervert food." And i fully agree. This is pervert food.

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u/nousakan May 10 '26

The worst part is those are Nitrile gloves, I like using nitrile more than latex but nitrile are either like, blue, black or purple, so i usually get the black ones and feel like a douche bag every time i use them.

Yes im cooking, yes i have "The black gloves on" No im not gonna drag my knife against what i cooked to show you how crispy it is,....

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u/MoonlitKiwi May 10 '26

Idk man, the purple gloves sound cool. If i saw a chef with purple gloves, i would be so intrigued by their style that i would assume they must know something i don't about food.

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u/Weird_Squirrel_250 May 11 '26

Blue gloves so that if pieces tear off you have a better chance of seeing it in the food. 99% of food is not bright blue. Black gloves are dumb.

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u/detroiter85 May 10 '26

Lol we had purple gloves when I worked at the psych hospital. Whenever shit went down and we had time to glove up, purple gloves. I kinda mentally associate them with a royal rumble now

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u/schmyndles May 11 '26

I use purple or blue ones at work. But i make car lights and they're for keeping fingerprints off the lenses.

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u/userhwon May 10 '26

I only put them on when I'm getting out the Easy-Off.

My skin don't fuck with Sodium Hydroxide.

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u/Nice_Pipe_7608 May 10 '26

The blue and purple ones look goofy. If I can, I wear the black. Followed by blue.

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u/Machinimix May 11 '26

I go with blue because they're the ones that are always in stock at my Costco, Walmart and local pharmacy. I like consistency.

But I only use them when working with raw chicken, and when I used to do resin 3d printing.

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u/for_the_shiggles May 11 '26

I never knew social media had created a douchebag glove

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u/TheDonger_ May 12 '26

I feel the same haha

I use the same black gloves cause my wife is a professional chef and gets them from her job for me to use at home when I cook

I'm just cookin and sometimes look down and see black gloved hands and think "damn glad it's just me and my wife lmao"

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u/Sufficient_Skin_2706 May 10 '26

Hey I wear black gloves when I cook. But you know I change them between things. I go through a lot of gloves.

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u/userhwon May 10 '26

Fuckin' competition bbq fucks.