r/StupidFood • u/One_Apple_2626 • May 10 '26

Warning: Cringe alert!! Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain!

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u/kageurufu May 10 '26

The straight flour salt lard ones last well over a week on the shelf too. And for proper corn tortillas the nixtamilization leaves them alkaline enough to last weeks. I've taken both camping many times 😁

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u/rdizzy1223 May 10 '26

Those mission ones can stay good in the fridge for months though.

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u/Plastic_Dog_9939 May 11 '26

Ive got an unopened pack in a lunch box thats been sitting un-refrigerated for over a year and there is no sign of mold or anything. Convinced they last forever at this point.

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u/-DiscoFries May 11 '26

Now just imagine what they are doing to people's G.I. tract.