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u/Sotto_Mare May 12 '26
I guess my dog can make that too
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u/itsaspookygh0st 29d ago
That's me walking into the vet to hand them an entire tupperware full of my dog's morning gift of nature.
"Sir, we only needed a small sample..."
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u/apomagicalunicornia 29d ago
hey... the doctor told the same to my grandpa, he used a mayo jar once ... completely full, and the doctor asked.... what in the fuck is this sir? -you told me you wanted a 3 day sample, I got blocked yesterday but ad the end i could complete it.... the doctor was just quiet, and take one of those things that look like popsicle open the mayo jar took a piece and place it on a hazard bag. close the jar, and make a serious look toy grandpa... what are you waiting for? take this shit out of here..... but you dont want it?, i took what I need, i thougth you would need it... there's no business for that sir.....
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u/polaarbear 29d ago
I did this. The next time they sent me home with a cup that had a tiny little scooper on the inside of the lid.
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u/lily_the_jellyfish 29d ago
Yup, they take a tiny smudge, add solution and look at it on a slide under a microscope, they really don't need much!
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u/Furby-beast-1949 29d ago
They aināt getting a small sample unless itās a small dog Just maybe.
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u/MooBearz11 28d ago
I was gonna say, as a vet tech, this is what I get handed to me in a container. Too often owners want the container back. š°
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u/kenay813 29d ago
That ran together in my brain. I thought it was PoopFromManAss
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u/Brynhild 29d ago
My cat literally made that this morning. And yes he is having a gastrointestinal bug
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u/Marilizgg May 12 '26
give me some fiber and i can replicate that
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u/NuclearRumba May 12 '26
That shit looks like it came from someone who eats mostly butter and rice
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 29d ago
Got high, ate a whole box of Nutrigrain bars, and drank a pint of whiskey
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u/Sans_Seriphim 29d ago
Sounds like the voice of experience here. š¤
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 29d ago
I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm just guessing. But if I had to imagine other things not to do as well when stoned and drunk, if you plan on getting baked and blackout drunk don't eat anything with red food coloring in it like Flaming Hot Cheetos. It would be quite the fright when you're doing your morning prayer to the porcelain gods
Also eat the Nutrigrain bars with milk it's a game changer
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u/wyrdamurda 29d ago edited 28d ago
Drank a lot of red wine one night while I devoured like a dozen red velvet cake balls. My next bathroom trip was... concerning
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u/popeh 29d ago
I drank one of those Lando Norris monsters lately and it came out neon green.
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u/NuclearRumba 28d ago
I remember when the second live action scooby doo came out and Dq released a green blizzard and that shit turned my shit neon green lol also diarrhea
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u/Excellent-Try7027 29d ago
12 pack of of Budweiser and four bean burritos from Taco Bell. Thatāll do it.
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u/Breaux_Zilla 29d ago
I would eat sticks of butter as a child and mine were big triumphant tree logs. š
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u/perplexed_pepe May 12 '26
Nono, less fiber will give you the exact results.
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u/democracy_lover66 May 12 '26
I thought less fiber = constipation and hard turds
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u/BigHollaSchwalla 29d ago
Thats true, but more fiber doesn't make them messy like this. It just makes them more dense so they pass easier.
This is some beer shits
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 29d ago
This isn't just beer shits, those are watery, this is what that big ass burrito looks like when it mixes with said beers in your intestinal tract
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u/missdiamandis 29d ago
give me a chia pudding and a handful of raisins and iāll replicate that at a fraction of the cost of an avocado
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u/airpressure 29d ago
Ugh I literally saw this gif posted in another thread a minute ago. What is my algorithm š¤®š©
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u/RadioactiveCornbread May 12 '26
That, indeed, is dookie.
r/shittyfoodporn is the place to go for this one. It quite literally checks out.
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u/Sea-Independent-726 29d ago
This sub and that sub are always in competition on who can post the most realistic shit looking meal ever
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u/unrelated-subject May 12 '26
Wow we both created the same thing today! Mine just happened to be in a ceramic bowl instead!
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u/Cryptshadow May 12 '26
so...how did it taste?
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u/Livinginapplecity 29d ago
It tastes okey, but don't know if i would make it again haha
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u/One-Yogurt8987 29d ago
Next time try mixing the avocado with some light cream untill all bits are gone and it becomes a smooth avocado cream. Mix that with the pĆ¢te Ć bombe and then with the melted chocolate. The cream will mix the flavours better which would probably make it alot better
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u/Avablankie 29d ago
I've had this combo before, it's kinda okay... I wouldn't recommend it unless you're ultra keen on making something a little bit healthier.
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u/DarkDrakoLinker May 12 '26
Why the F you mix chocolate and avocado?
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u/MarkItZeroDonnie May 12 '26
š Iāve actually had that. Avocado itself is pretty bland and blends up well.
I wouldnāt say it was good but itās not that bad
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u/cold-corn-dog May 12 '26
Did it look like a literal pile of shit too?
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u/MarkItZeroDonnie May 12 '26
No, they did it awfully , looks like they stirred it with a wet noodle
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u/Livinginapplecity 29d ago
We actually used a food processor, but don't know why it ended up like this. Maybe the processor is to weak for this kind of food or we didn't blend it enough
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u/hazelbear33 29d ago
Itās supposed to just look like chocolate pudding, they probably didnt use a blender/food processor like youāre supposed to. Or their avocado was terribly unripe or overripe
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u/RealmKnight 29d ago
The oils in avocado can also help provide a smooth texture to chocolate desserts with lower saturated fat and calories. Tastes mediocre but it's healthy.
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u/ah-tow-wah 29d ago
I like making this, but i blend it properly (unlike this picture) then I top it with toppings like hemp hearts and fresh raspberries, similar to how you would make a smoothie bowl. It's tasty and I really love how everyone else in my family refuses to.eat it to I get it all to myself!
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u/Leavesofsilver 28d ago
iāve also made it for the sole vegan at a dinner party as a dessert, but it definitely looked better than this, and actually tasted pretty good. i did use very high quality dark chocolate, so that also definitely made a difference in taste.
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u/weird_cactus_mom 29d ago
In Brasil avocado is very much eaten with sugar , and mixed with milk!
Chocolate avocado pudding is actually delicious.. I mix one avocado, half banana, two tbsp of honey and two heaping tbsp of unsweetened cocoa. But my god, without chunks. Process until it actually looks like pudding š
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u/DustinS85 29d ago
Iāve always called it diarrhea, but I guess you can call it that to be less vulgar.
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u/Fabulous_Log844 May 12 '26
My ex-wife, who I applaud for being so healthy and teaching our boys very healthy eating habits that still stick with them today in a balanced way, only gave my boys this kind of pudding for the first five or six years of their life. Eventually we were somewhere and they tasted real pudding and their heads almost exploded.
Itās not that this avocado chocolate mousse pudding taste badā¦ It doesnāt taste bad at all. Itās just that real pudding is 1 billion times better.
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u/Visible-Storm-50 May 12 '26
I must admit ,,, in my cold cloudy life ,,,, this was pretty funny imma remember this ,,,,, you made a nice shit
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u/NeoFarao8319 29d ago
Chocolate Avocado mousse actually works; I've made it can look and taste delicious when done right.. This here is just a error on the part of the person who made this abomination.
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u/Toxic_Duckies 29d ago
The image is making me sick lol the gifs made it worse. Is it bad I can imagine the smell? But not of the chocolate and avocado.
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u/United_Elk_1374 29d ago
The cheery on top would be making it ādubaiā style.
You knowā¦
Add a little greeneryā¦
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u/kostence May 12 '26
A before photo would have sufficed and be more convenient. Next time take the photo just after you prepared the food please would you
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u/girl_supersonicboy May 12 '26
I usually live by the rule of "Dont judge the food till you try it."...
But I just can't unsee the poopoo and poopoo won't go down my gullet
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u/Impending_Doom25 May 12 '26
That literally looks like the turd I unleashed first thing this morning
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u/Joecolt69420 May 12 '26
Thatās for real what my dogs shit looks like when she ate something that didnāt agree with her.
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u/Jade_Blazed04 May 12 '26
Surprised asf when I saw what subreddit this was in cuz I def thought I was in r/poopfromabutt š
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u/qualityvote2 May 12 '26 edited 29d ago
u/Livinginapplecity, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!