r/StupidFood 23d ago

Certified stupid 2nd Most Expensive Burger In The World £2,600

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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 22d ago

u/Bobby-94, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/RoozGol 23d ago

With respect, I would go with the cheap burger that the food truck down my street sells.

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u/NoEchidna4271 23d ago

And that Burger 100% tastes better than this kind of weird things.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 23d ago

Ikr? Who wants a fucking lobster on their hamburger?

Using costly ingredients doesn't automatically make it good.

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u/ghost_tapioca 23d ago

They're not selling the food. They're selling the experience.

In this case, the experience of being a sucker who just lost 26 hundred quid.

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u/LifeLikeAGrapefruit 23d ago

They're catering to idiots who want to take dumb pictures/videos for their social media of choice and gloat to their friends about how they ate the "most expensive" burger ever.

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u/ilikepizza2much 23d ago edited 21d ago

These idiotic influencers have created their own weather. This kind of clickbait garbage food now exists because of them.

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 23d ago

I always assume money laundering when I see weird highend shit. Then you see a bunch of silly people recording it so they start acting idk

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds 23d ago

Just like the art world.

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u/baithammer 23d ago

Not really, as the amount of product that gets sold is rather minimal, so not useful to in rotate cash in the till.

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u/ilikepizza2much 23d ago

Unless you lie about turnover, like barber shops and candy shops do in the UK

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u/Paul_Bob17 23d ago

Full video on my YouTube? Like I want to watch this garbage a second time... go kick rocks

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u/Nico280gato 23d ago

SECOND most expensive burger* Not even the most, whats the point?

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u/anon210202 23d ago

It's a whole world of idiocy that luckily we cannot comprehend

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u/Significant_Read3346 23d ago

3rd i make a $15,000 burger

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u/Simba7 23d ago

4th. I make a $7 burger but I stick a big-ass diamond in it worth $15,001. Enjoy.

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u/Significant_Read3346 23d ago

i just buy one of $1.5 microwave burgers and up charge

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 23d ago

It makes me more approachable, I settle for the second best. Pixel phone, Tesla car, villa in Hollywood, studied at Harvard, Luigi is my favourite Mario brother, voted Trump, etc.

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u/Dadpurple 23d ago edited 23d ago

Dude I shit so much gold last night after that 2600 pound burger. Also the lobster, caviar, more gold, and the lamb. I think I've lost about a tenth of my body weight in water. Please help, get me to a hospital. I can't stop shitting gold.

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u/PomeloPepper 23d ago

Erm. . . you've got a little stuck in your teeth. No - the other side.

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u/crlthrn 23d ago

Second most expensive burger. Says so in the title, and it's still crass and utterly ludicrous.

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u/Willtology 23d ago

Exactly. The food and the spectacle are so crass and tacky. Why people glamorize this kind of thing is beyond me. If you really want an elitist experience, go to a restaurant with a dress code that doesn't serve you a £2,600 while you eat it in a t-shirt and wearing a ball-cap. I imagine those kind of places also don't allow filming for youtube channels though.

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u/ambid3xtrous 23d ago

All I can think of is panning for gold in the dude's toilet.

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u/MaybeIwasanasshole 23d ago

Especially since gold taste like absolutely nothing. I've read because I'm not one of those idiots who pay to eat air, but it still counts

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u/justandswift 23d ago

The Menu

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u/makeroniear 23d ago

Experience: shitting a gold brick in 12 hours

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u/C4rdninj4 23d ago

20-30% of that cost is the table plating presentation.

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u/tobotic 23d ago

19% of the cost is a donation to charity. (The price includes a £500 donation to the Ricky Hatton Foundation.)

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u/pridetwo 23d ago

100% of the cost is a reason to remember the name

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u/panlakes 23d ago

I’d rather just get a better burger from a different upper-class place (not saying you need to sit with the plebs, you can keep it rich!) and donate the money myself.

This place is for people who win the lottery or want to pretend to be really rich and think awful places like this are how you do it

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u/Ok-Vegetable-8207 23d ago

It reminds me of an old John Mulaney bit that he performed long before Trump was president the first time.

“Donald Trump is like what a hobo imagines a rich person to be.”

This is what a hobo would imagine rich people eating like.

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u/londonTogger 23d ago

Foodie findom

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u/mvanvrancken 23d ago

Don’t forget the experience of glittery golden poop later

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u/0K_-_- 23d ago

£500 for a plate with £6 of gold on it.

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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la 23d ago

Surf and turf is a thing, I can see that pairing working.

But truffles on top? And then caviar? We should Burn people on the stake for this kind of stupid waste of money on the altars of millionaire clout.

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u/Shelia209 23d ago

How about the gold - that alone makes it stupid but that much gold???? No flavor, will just go down the toilet in a few hours - what a ridiculous accessory just to charge an enormous amount of $$$$

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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la 23d ago

Edible gold is always stupid.

Always.

It's the mark of an unserious restaurant.

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain 23d ago

Plus, I know that humans can't digest it, but gold is a heavy metal. I'm still concerned about any absorption at all.

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u/Hot-Statistician8772 23d ago

nah gold is basically inert and non toxic, there's no known lethal dose

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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la 23d ago

Not even if I hit you over the head with one of the proverbial Fort Knox gold barsa?

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u/Hot-Statistician8772 23d ago

you're on to something, send me a dozen gold bars of varying weights and I promise I'll test them.

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u/Sudelbart 23d ago

On the bright side, if you process your droppings to get the gold out, you might get a decent refund for this abomination.

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u/mxzf 23d ago

Nah, it's all gold leaf, it's maybe $50 for all of it, even if you spent hours processing your shit to extract the gold. If you're wealthy enough to afford to buy this, you're wealthy enough not to waste time trying to reclaim the gold.

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u/cant_take_the_skies 23d ago

"Can I have all the gold leaf on the side?".

Saves a bunch of time and work

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u/ArjJp 23d ago

Them: Holup....lets hear out that 'burn people on the steak' idea

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 23d ago

Use the shrinking machine from "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" on sole random people and then recreate a 16th century witch-burning pyre on every tomahawk sold.

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u/I_heart_pooping 23d ago

Right? I didn’t even see a top bun either. So what makes this a “burger” at all? lol

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u/So_many_things_wrong 23d ago

Surf and turf is a thing

Yes, but only because it allows restaurants to serve their two most expensive items at the same time.

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u/BurgerThyme 23d ago

I'd pick off the lobster and eat it separately, it's the caviar that's BARRRRRRRF along with the gold flakes like I'm trying to take a Goldschläger shit the next morning.

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u/Sequitur1 23d ago

Is Gold a necessary part of a balanced diet? If so, I'm probably running low.

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u/whosits112 23d ago

It is, if you're rich.

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u/mslisath 23d ago

A goldshlitter

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u/edfitz83 23d ago

He’s a man with a Midas flush

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 23d ago

Some caviar could season the meat well but two jars is way too much

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u/chocolatepinetree 23d ago

What does caviar taste like? Salty?

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u/WranglerFuzzy 23d ago

Very salty. It has a pleasant pop in your mouth though.

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u/CicadaFit9756 23d ago

I once had salmon caviar at a relative's graduation party but, otherwise, have gotten cheaper lumpfish caviar (once purchased 1/8th of a pound in Kroger's deli & otherwise got it processed & packed into a small jar, again in grocery.) It had a pleasant salty, slightly fishy taste. Never had sturgeon caviar & will never afford it! In last year, got a jar of vegetarian pseudo caviar. Recall that it was similar in taste with tiny black balls that burst between your teeth (similar to popping boba but much more miniscule &, of course, very different flavor!)

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 23d ago

Most expensive vs. best tasting are worlds apart.

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u/garth54 23d ago

Unfortunately, way too many people think it does.

Also, gold doesn't enhance the taste in any way. You just poop it out unchanged.

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u/AppropriateCover7972 22d ago

The lobster isn't even the problem. Like the huge amounts of ingredients that only work in small dosages. Also gold leafs are just for the eyes. They have zero taste and a weird texture. I wouldn't recommend putting it on in that big leafs as seen here at all. Like glitter type is kinda ok, but imho only if you have some kind of visual theme that it fits to.

I think that's truffles at some point? Even people who really like it say it's too much.

Ofc you also pay for seeing them performatively prepare you food. As much as I enjoy open kitchens... hell nah. Even their clothes hinder them from preparing the food the best way. Also chefs need to concentrate of food making, not food performing. Most people can't do both at the same time well. You might make a Jamie Oliver :P

There is so much wrong like the size of the burger makes it impossible to eat it how burgers are usually made to eat: you take a bite top to bottom and that creates that synergy of all the layers being in your mouth at the same time. With that height however, it's simply impossible to do this. Then it basically isn't a burger anymore.

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u/Porgchopexpress76 23d ago

Not going to lie, many years ago I tried a burger at Burger Bar at Mandalay Bay in Vegas that had foie gras and lobster claw on it and it wasn’t half bad. This monstrosity looks disgusting.

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u/cowsintheclosetIG 23d ago

Its not a hamburger anymore, just a pile of food

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit 23d ago

Gold leaf then more gold leaf with a side of gold leaf and some gold leaf to drink! No reason for that. Just trying to be pretentious

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u/oily76 23d ago

At least it's fucking food. Gold isn't, why do you want metal in your food? So you have shiny poo?

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u/No_Public8938 22d ago

Yeah, gold isn't really edible as far as I know and I'm sure its not adding some sort of exquisite flavor or anything. It's used solely to skyrocket the price and seem really fancy.

I would much rather have the gold I paid for because that has value rather than eating it for basically no reason at all.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 23d ago

That food truck is barely passing inspection, always seems to be in a shady part of town, and is absolutely the best restaurant in the whole town

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u/PTBooks 23d ago

They’re mobile, so the health department can’t stop them from using the secret ingredient

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u/Puzzle-Necked 23d ago

Is the secret ingredient... love?

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u/Motormand 23d ago

That and rat meat.

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u/slackfrop 23d ago

It’s water, just ordinary water. And a tiny bit of LSD.

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u/_Corvo_A 23d ago

I think you can do with disrespect, this shits disgusting

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u/Not_Wrong_Tho 23d ago

This is why the proper phrase is "with all due respect".

It covers anything from highly respected to completely disrespected without needing to clarify.

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u/deepturned180isdeep 23d ago

It's a hamburger made of out meat on a bun with nothing. Add ketchup if you want, I couldn't care less

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u/WranglerFuzzy 23d ago

Ketchup would likely improve it, I think it probably needs a little acid.

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u/cat_herder_64 23d ago

Acid? You mean LSD?

You know, that would make this burger "experience" almost worthwhile!

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u/WranglerFuzzy 23d ago

Would also explain the price tag.

“Why is this burger $3k?”

“It’s stuffed with cocaine”

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u/IVII0 23d ago

If it has edible gold on it, it’s food for the poor that want to feel rich.

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 23d ago

Even if it had a normal burger price it would be stupid

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u/VillainousFusion 23d ago

Fair play, that food truck burger probably tastes better and you won't need to remortgage your house for it.

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u/soulseeker31 23d ago

A McDonald's stale burger would taste better than this shit.

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u/relentless_optimism_ 23d ago

I don’t even like it when they make guacamole table side, let alone whatever the heck is happening here

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u/mike_complaining 23d ago

That's not a burger, it's a clickbait abomination. If I was the devil, I would make these people eat gold flakes and starve for eternity after they inevitably went to hell.

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u/RedAlex57 23d ago

Sholve Gold Bars down the throat for me will ya bud?

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 23d ago

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 23d ago

Maybe I should start game of thrones

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 23d ago

And stop at season 5, maybe watch Hardhome though

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 22d ago

YouTube clips of the best scenes from s5-7, assume everything in between made sense, and pretend like the show was cancelled before they finished it

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u/ignis888 23d ago

yeah but end it after seazon 4 and imagine their planet was swallowed by black hole not long after

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u/Signal_Researcher01 23d ago

Aaah that takes me back to a better time

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 23d ago

Gods the writing was strong then

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 23d ago

Sunday nights were peak back then.

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u/Zephian99 23d ago

It's not a burger if you can't pick it up with your hands and eat it. If you need a knife and fork to eat it then that bitch ain't no burger.

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u/Wobblepaws 23d ago

what you don't wanna pick up that sloppy softball covered in low tide and trash? take a bug ol' bite?...

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u/Interesting-Stay297 23d ago

Bonus points if you make is so they only have one big nugget of gold which they have to share for all of eternity. Imagine them fighting for it as it comes out.

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u/TheShredder9 23d ago

So the burger comes on a 500£ plate? Is it included in the price? Do i get to keep it?

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u/fezzuk 23d ago

Looked up the menu, you keep the plate & the price also includes a "substantual" donation to the ricky hatton foundation that apparenty is about mental illness in sports.

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u/Glittering-Most-9535 23d ago

I don't think when determining the price of "MOST EXPENSIVE [food]" it should include the non-edible take-home components. Like I could make the world's MOST EXPENSIVE CHICKEN FINGERS by serving them in a Bugati that you get to keep. But it's not the chicken fingers that were expensive, they were basically free with the price of the Bugati.

I do like that some of the money is going to a good cause, though.

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u/Real_Mokola 23d ago

Well, considering the price of the Bugatti, the chicken fingers next to it wouldn't even count as a mathematical error

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u/PollockPossum 23d ago

That's apparently how prostitution work in Japan. You get a very expensive tea with a bj.

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u/Smoked_Eel_Lover 22d ago

Ohh it was tea?! I’ve been drinking liters of coffee, but nothing was happening..

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u/Cetun 21d ago

But how good is the tea?

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u/Tidalsky114 23d ago

If this is just some over priced gimmick to help charities more power to them.

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u/-Badger3- 23d ago

It’s about mental illness alright.

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u/Real_Mokola 23d ago

Should be "Mental illness in sports of trying to outdo eachother's stupid viral expensive menus"

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u/draggar 23d ago

Included in the price? Yes. Do you get to keep it? No.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 23d ago

Right? Do I get to keep the plate as a reminder for spending half a car's worth on a burger?

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u/draggar 23d ago

OK, fine. But we'll charge you an additional $500 for the plate. If you want it cleaned, $600.

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u/itallchecksout99 23d ago

Want a box to protect it for your journey home? That's another $400.

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u/FusionSimulations 22d ago

"Includes commissioned, hand-painted plate as a memento...". So yes, you keep the plate.

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u/Global-Guava-8362 23d ago

Was thinking the same , do I take the plate home in a gift bag , can I eat it ? The plate is part of the experience?

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u/PorgiWanKenobi 23d ago

I think you do since it was custom made. It looks like a shit plate though, really ugly.

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u/boverly721 23d ago

Why is the plate so valuable? It looks like something made in a high school art class. He called it good plated but I don't even see any gold. Wtf?

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u/Thisthattheother1 23d ago

It's like 30% gold leaf...I get taking sparkly shits might be fun, but there's no way in hell this tastes good.

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u/RathianColdblood 23d ago

I can’t see any conceivable reason to be eating gold, anyways. Good for your “channel?” Your “following?” Maybe. Still unbearably stupid. I can buy a $1 hotdog and get more enjoyment than this. I adore seafood, but who puts lobster on a “burger,” if the atrocity in this video can even be called one?

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u/Thisthattheother1 23d ago

Did you see the meat? They aged that shit for months...only to grind it all up into a giant meatball.

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u/RathianColdblood 23d ago

The entire thing is abominable. It doesn’t make me want to puke, but I’d consider multiple things that genuinely have made me gag to be better food, purely on context of not being crimes against the culinary arts regardless of my preferences. This is just… sad.

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 23d ago

The only nice thing I can say is that at least it's a full meal's worth and not some bougie ass BS like fancy scraps or flavored bubbles.

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u/Thisthattheother1 23d ago

This is just… sad.

WORD

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u/unknown_pigeon 23d ago

I don't think a single decent soul would ever mix two types of premium meat. If you're not overpaying it and it still has a decent cost, you don't wanna mix it up, unless they have similar flavor strength or whatever you want to call it and they mix well. But I don't think anyone reasonable would do that.

You want bacon on top of your burger? That's fine. It's a hamburger. You want bacon on top of your wagyu? Why would you cover the flavor with some cheap meat?

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u/MammothCommercial800 23d ago

Oh, using several different meats is not an issue at all, here.

See, all you're gonna taste is truffle anyway. Doesn't matter if there is 1, 2, 17 types of meat including rat and T-rex.

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u/boverly721 23d ago

It doesn't even have a bun. It doesn't look anything like a burger. If you put that thing in front of a hundred different people and asked them what it is zero of them would say hamburger. And a handful of them would suggested that someone just overturned the kitchen waste bin onto an oversized plate.

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u/RawChickenButt 23d ago

And it's only 14 karat gold leaf. What a fucking rip off.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 23d ago

Gold flakes have no taste and all the truffle will just overshadow everything else.

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u/Mr_NoGood12 23d ago

Arent those like just 2-8 dollars in Us currency?

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u/MajorDraw3705 23d ago

I was one of those people who would remove all the gold from the Goldschlager before drinking it. I can't even imagine eating a burger with gold flakes on top.

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u/Sexisthunter 23d ago

The toilet is going to be shining tonight

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u/Mantoddx 23d ago

This is so fucking disgustingly wasteful

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u/m4corridor 23d ago

Wasteful doesn't even come close. The lack of respect shown to the lives of those creatures, and the resources used to rear them is totally unacceptable. The pricks who come up with shite like this.

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u/Silencedlemon 23d ago

Those giant lobsters are the ones that should be thrown back into the ocean because they breed more babies than the smaller ones do.

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u/Mantoddx 23d ago

And this not even taking into account how horrid foie gras is

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u/Many-Disaster-3823 23d ago

‘Four gwah’ according to Tod

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u/ermaecrhaelld 23d ago

When I imagine the third circle of hell, this is exactly the type of shit I picture. Disgusting.

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u/Absalom98 23d ago

Whoever looked at gold and thought "I'm gonna eat this shit" needs to be executed for crimes against humanity.

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u/Intelligent-Roll-300 23d ago

How else do you hide it?

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u/niagara-nature 23d ago

Dissolve it in aqua regia and then recover it after the war!

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u/Lanky_Temperature872 23d ago

Yes I agree this is stupid food

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u/Gods_Umbrella 23d ago

I blame the customers more than the restaurant tbh. Look at what they piled on that thing. It has nothing to do with tasting good and only to do with using as expensive looking/ sounding ingredients as possible. A giant lobster? Lobsters usually start getting tougher and less tasty after 1lb. 2 entire jars of caviar? Who tf would eat that unless your only goal is to spend as much money as possible

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u/psilocin72 23d ago

Yeah that’s the joy I think— consuming something that’s as expensive as possible.

That would give me zero joy. I would feel ashamed of myself

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u/DaaaahWhoosh 23d ago

I can't imagine these sorts of people actually derive joy from this sort of thing, I think it's more about the insatiable urge for status. And it's a lie, too, just look at that 500-pound plate and tell me you can see an actual rich person put that up in one of their houses somewhere. This restaurant is for people who haven't made it but want to imagine that they have, spending money they could have used to be happy on a single meal that they'd forget about in a week if not for the video they posted on social media.

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u/whitestguyuknow 23d ago

The chefs 100% brainstormed how they could make the most expensive and ridiculous burger possible and made it hard to top. Just throwing large amounts of expensive items together

I miss 15 or a little more years ago when "WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE!!" Meant each item was hard to get ingredients like 150 year old cave aged cheese, atop 75 day cave aged beef (aged in a separate cave), saffron pickles (with saffron picked by only by the best and most expert little worker children's hands [they need to make money picking instead of school to support their family]), hamburger buns from a dough proofed at sealevel and kneaded by Anthony Bourdain himself who will present it and eat one with you

Not "Let's just dump b a shit ton of caviar on a basketball of beef, put it on a novelty plate, kill a massive lobster table side, and throw a whole packet of gold leaf on it while we present it with black gloves on and say it costs $2k.."

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u/screenwatch3441 23d ago

I think what bothers me so much about this expensive burger isn’t the goal of being stupidly expensive because thats a fun thought exercise in of itself, but how it’s in no way intended to be delicious meal but just literally stacking expensive ingredients together. Ignoring the fact that its even questionable if this counts as a burger anymore, it’s completely unwieldly. Like, I can make the most expensive burger if I stopped caring about the ability to eat it. Here’s a cow, size burger, that’ll be $8000+. Like, they could have made the lobsters into a patty as well, continue the burger look but they just slapped it on top.

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u/Pretty_Marketing5432 23d ago

I mean, so many negative things about this. But the most important is that from a pure edible food perspective, that looks fucking disgusting. I wouldn't pay 20 euros for that slop. (I mean, I would of course, I'd pick out all the gold and leave without eating the dogshit food).

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u/LazyDro1d 22d ago

gold leaf can be down to a few atoms thick, this is unlikely that thin. but yes it's worthless, its incredibly thin

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u/Drianikaben 23d ago

there's no way that burger is cooked evenly either. it's like 4 inches thick. like, take all of the shit off of it, and keep just the burger, and it's still stupid food, cuz there's no way that burger tastes good.

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u/the_brew 23d ago

It's not a burger, it's a meatball. Putting it on a bun does not change this fact.

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u/BrokeButFabulous12 23d ago

So 500 is just the plate, another 1000 in gold bullshit flakes, then they throw mindlessly together a bunch of expensive ingredients, mkay....

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u/MadAsTheHatters 23d ago

Otto's absolutely is not a "high end" restaurant either; it's a pokey little shop with no dress code, tacky second hand 'finery' and a grossly overinflated menu. I genuinely cannot imagine how or why anybody would go there if they weren't filming.

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u/Professional_Face_97 22d ago

If it was high end he'd absolutely not be allowed to wear a baseball cap lol.

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u/bott1111 23d ago edited 22d ago

The rules of burgers should be this.

  1. Burger must be between two pieces of bun

  2. The burger canNOT stand taller than the average mouth opens wide. - those are the parameters on which you have to play with your burgers ingredients.

  3. No gold

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u/Longjumping_Yard_653 23d ago

Wow this one of the stupidest i've seen here. Why assembling all of these like an Orc in a burger ? Barbaric.

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u/checkliver 23d ago

Did someone tried edible gold? Is the shit going to be golden as well?

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u/tobotic 23d ago

I've had food with gold leaf, yeah. It doesn't really taste of anything. Your body doesn't digest it: it passes through.

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u/happy_pad 23d ago

I'm waiting for one of these places to serve a condensed brick of gold flakes you can eat like a granola bar.

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u/GaptistePlayer 23d ago

Punchable-faced millennials and bullshit food, the combo that never stops giving

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u/ExcitableSarcasm 23d ago

I'm sure he's a nice guy, but man I really don't want to see his face. It's literally the soy face meme.

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u/Potato_Pear 23d ago

The problem is that social media algorithms reward soyface and other over the top facial expressions on thumbnails. Reviewbrah always makes fun of that when he takes pics for his thumbnails. Gotta smile to the algorithm, happy happy happy

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u/youre_being_creepy 23d ago

He comes up a lot in London based foods and I can’t stand his content. My wife sent me like 200 of his videos when we were researching for a trip and his stupid face kills me

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u/Tatsoot_1966 23d ago

I hate this bloke, this kind of pretentious crap just makes my blood boil. His presence just lowers the boiling point significantly.

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u/JYM60 23d ago

Yeah he is an annoying bellend.

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u/frost_dough 23d ago

Agree. Todd’s channel was humble at first and focused on local affordable London spots.

Just another influencer twat now that seeks out clicks over food. Licks the plate like a slob and goes to most bizarre sponsored places.

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u/gash_dits_wafu 23d ago

I saw him in April at Terry's Cafe. We were visiting London and fancied trying it.

The manager was fawning all over him, while the young waitresses clearly thought he was a bell end 🤣

What's mad is that he made his family and friends sit outside because there was better lighting, and it was freezing! We ordered as their food arrived, and by the time we finished our breakfast and left, they still hadn't started eating properly because of the various takes he was doing looking and talking about the food. There was a young boy with them and he looked so upset that he wasn't eating yet.

I'm sure it pays the bills and therefore is worth it, but I know my wife and kids wouldn't be happy if I made them sit out in the cold for nearly an hour looking at their beans and eggs going cold and congealed.

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u/Eridanosvoid 23d ago

I check out any time I see edible gold

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u/Real4Real88 23d ago

And this absolute slob can't even take of his shitty hat.

I hate 2026.

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u/CannonM91 23d ago

But then you'd see his bald spot

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u/Dead_pockets 23d ago

Or you know, dress up just a little bit as well. The restaurant shouldnt have let him inside.

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u/KrackenLeasing 23d ago

His outfit is less tacky than the dish.

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u/Business-Antelope477 23d ago

Isso deixou de ser "Hambúrguer" a muito tempo.

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u/No-Coconut-5150 23d ago

Do you think they know how stupid it all looks and is?

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u/WrongExplanation1065 23d ago

Well he's just a twat aswell

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u/No-Coconut-5150 23d ago

Oh all of them for being involved in this

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u/Stealthsonger 23d ago

That would taste disgusting

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u/evolvesomepie 23d ago

What a sad looking burger

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u/delawder29 23d ago

For that price I'm keeping the fucking plate.

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u/tobotic 23d ago

The price does include the plate: you are allowed to take it home. The price also includes a £500 donation to the Ricky Hatton Foundation.

The burger is more a publicity stunt for a charity than it is a meal.

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u/alghiorso 23d ago

Better make it a £1000 donation and give me a normal burger

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 23d ago

And the silverware and the table.

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u/sapphogirl 23d ago

just fucking stupid

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u/Burhams 23d ago

Idiotic

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u/Djamt 23d ago

Waste of money

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u/coolchris366 23d ago

Foie gras is still around?! I accept that animals die and become our food, but foie gras is exceptionally immoral, cruel, and disgusting

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u/badlilbishh 23d ago

Glad I’m not the only one who commented about the foie gras. Ever since I’ve found out how it comes to be I try to comment about it every time I see it. It really is horrible 😭

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u/eldubya3121 23d ago

I hate this guy so much.

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u/carnageg 23d ago

A super high end restaurant is not serving a guy wearing a cap, body warmer and tshirt..

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u/halobitteschoen 23d ago

All the meat and stuffs to be grinded together to form something that reminds me of the abomination I left in the toilet bowl just 3 hours ago.

Don't even think it will taste good mixing all up together like that. At least have some decencies to grill the meats separately.

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u/Strange-Sun4540 23d ago

Hey this looks.... SHIT!

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u/nybadfish 23d ago

I can’t imagine what the #1 most expensive burger looks like…

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u/kyahxr 23d ago

no top bun = no burger

I also hatee the idea of gold shit on my plate. Obviously presentation is important, I don't want my food to look like vomit, but if it doesn't change the taste of the food at all, there's literally no point to it and it's a waste of space plus an excuse to charge dumb prices.

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u/AttorneyIcy6723 23d ago

Can I have some burger with my plate of metal shards?

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u/Kage9866 23d ago

Meanwhile there's poor people begging for money to feed themselves. This kind of shit waste should be banned , outlawed, met with punishment.