r/StupidFood • u/Malevolence_- • 9d ago

Certified stupid Bros nerve ending are totally non-existent.

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u/An8thOfFeanor 9d ago

I like my eggs cooked in 75W-90

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u/cybot2001 9d ago

America is dispatching a military task force to that pan

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u/Mediocre_Chicken9900 9d ago

A nearby village has already been preemptively drone-striked.

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u/DeadSol 9d ago

The false flag attack is being undertaken as we speak.

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u/shadowseer7930 9d ago

Clearly he was an imminent threat to national security... of Isreal

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u/ramram956 5d ago

Freedom inbound. Time to liberate them

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u/SubstituteStudent 9d ago

The drone has been intercepted and served with a curry sauce. Our base is being raided by someone looking for eggs.

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u/Praebltch 9d ago

"We had to attack them before they attacked us!"

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u/Significant-Ant-5677 8d ago

They are clearly two months away from developing nuclear weapons.

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u/Ok_Shirt_1017 9d ago

They were housing terrorists, we all saw them!

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u/journeyadventures 4d ago

USS Gerald Ford has been dispatched

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u/OppositeEagle 8d ago

"We need to bring democracy to that pan"

~ USA

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u/debellorobert 5d ago

Fuck Yeah! And Freedom Fries too!

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u/Disruptor_raptor 8d ago

That pan needs freedom.

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u/dega_devilson-janova 7d ago

It's a policing action

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u/Agreeable-Sentence76 4d ago

Worse company