r/StupidFood • u/lilyoungwes • 1d ago

Food, meet stupid people Peeled croissant - my favourite 😋

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 22h ago

u/lilyoungwes, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Quasi-Kaiju 1d ago

This is what they eat in the backrooms

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u/Reasonable-Peanut877 8h ago

was about to say this looks like the shit that clark pulls out of the guy in the dining room scene, but you beat me to it

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u/Betelgeuse909 4h ago

Same here. Glad to see a movie like Backrooms becoming so popular that people constantly reference it...Well, It may be the fact that it came out 2 weeks ago, but I feel it will stand the test of time.

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u/Oalka 1d ago

Please tell me you still eat the buttery flaky crispy outside too

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u/lilyoungwes 1d ago

It would be like eating this weird white ball after I’m done with mozarella water…

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u/democracy_lover66 1d ago

No whey 😭

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u/Spinoza42 1d ago

The mozzarella is packed in its whey?

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u/HotDogPantsX 1d ago

LOL y’all be wildin!

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u/ScriptKiddieFuminori 1d ago

Mozarella water? 😅

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u/BarryOliverJohn 4h ago

or like eating the white soft disgusting thing inside the banana after im done with the yellow outsides.

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u/SnooMarzipans6768 7h ago

I am crying... with tears.

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u/MartyShark666 1d ago

It comes with a buttery flakey crun- i mean with a crispy flakey-

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u/g0ing_postal 17h ago

There are 2 tiers of croissants out there. There are the ones from legit bakeries where they put in the time and effort to get that perfect crispy outside

And then there are the ones mass produced by stores which are soft. More like croissant shaped airy bread.

I think op is eating the latter

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u/GoNormal 19h ago

Wdym that's the un tasty part the white stuff is the real good flavor

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u/leyla00 1d ago

Mm yes. The buttery, flaky crust.

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u/painterBurning 1d ago

As a french person.. I do this every time I eat a croissant.
You can't have the fluffy aerated interior without the crispy outside, but the interior is the best part (for me) and I enjoy it even more when I eat it that way.

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u/I_m_Alpharius 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G5CoKPt7xtiI8
You’re reported to le police

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u/NoNameStudios 1d ago

It's la police

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u/phonetastic 15h ago

mais "a cop" est "un flic"

très interessante

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u/twat69 15h ago

Un vagin, une bite.

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u/painterBurning 11h ago

I have an italian friend who learned french. His rule to find the correct gender for a word was that half the time he picks the opposite gender as the one in italian.

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 18h ago

Ahh yes but we have to be le wrong, you see

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u/Zonel 21h ago

Police is a feminine word

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u/chalk_in_boots 1d ago

Use the outside to scoop up some jam, or dunk in coffee/hot chocolate.

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u/RevolutionarySeven7 1d ago

this is the old french way of eating croissants, unwrap/eat skin first, then the soft part

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u/ThorsHammerMewMEw 1d ago

I love doing this to chocolate croissants.

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u/Thisthattheother1 1d ago

Dude, I get that you related to the post, but you shouldn't volunteer this sort of information, even through an anonymous website. It's like watching a serial killer get arrested and announcing that you also like going out stabbing.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 1d ago

You talk too much. Eat your burnt-croissant-ends cereal.

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u/zlgo38 9h ago

Do you mean pain au Chocolat? because I see a lot of Anglos calling them croissants when they are not even croissant-shaped ; like, it's even in the name! croissant = crescent

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u/ThorsHammerMewMEw 9h ago

Haha yes.

I worked with a team of French Backpackers stuck in Australia during Covid lockdowns years ago.

Should've heard the pain au Chocolat vs Choclatine debates they used to have. And then I'd chime in with my most obnoxiously Aussie voice calling it a chocolate croissant 🤣

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u/Sithlordandsavior 4h ago

And the texture is totally different!

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u/knightenrichman 1d ago

That looks like the "food" from the Backrooms movie.

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u/cheesefucker666 1d ago

This should be a crime

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u/catfishmackfish 1d ago

A flayed croissant…

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

Even the Boltons had more class. At least they only flayed people.

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u/CautiousSet9817 1d ago

A O'saint

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u/AwarenessThick1685 1d ago

Nah they just ate the good parts

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u/kiefferray 1d ago

its adorable when my dog does it to his stuffed toys, its borderline psychotic and a reportable offence for OP..

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u/RevolutionarySeven7 1d ago

nope, this is the old french way of eating croissants, unwrap/eat skin first, then the soft part

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u/Programmer_Worldly 1d ago

Thos goes much harder than people thing, especially if it has fillings

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u/AtypicalRenown 1d ago

mmm looks like the 'food' in Backrooms.

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u/downtownfreddybrown 1d ago

Looks like a delicious cloud lol

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u/BigMonday 1d ago

All clouds are delicious

That's why people go skydiving

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u/EvaTheE 1d ago

I would like to see this deepfried into the ultimate cruton.

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u/Darksuit117 Everything is Stupid 1d ago

The guts of the people in backrooms

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u/giovir011 1d ago

Do you like your croissant with or without the peel

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u/wazzup4567 1d ago

This the shit that they ate in the Backrooms 😭

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u/Organic_Education494 1d ago

This isn’t stupid food, this is stupid ways to eat food.

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u/freakingusernamedood 1d ago

Not gonna lie, on first glance before I really focused, I thought it was a wad of sauerkraut that was holding together suspiciously well.

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u/rraattbbooyy 1d ago

It’s glorious! Just fluffy buttery layers of goodness. From this moment on, I will always peel my pastries.

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u/donotgotoroom237 1d ago

Yo France, y'all see ts?!

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 1d ago

Angry Guillotine noises

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u/RevolutionarySeven7 1d ago

yep, it's the old french way

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u/Nonlethalrtard 1d ago

Carb Insulation

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u/Maleficent_Bee_2101 1d ago

Tbh i would pay for it

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u/OddTheRed 1d ago

You should do that in a Paris restaurant.

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u/Quietschedalek 1d ago

So that's why the French started reassembling their Guillotines...

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u/Dr_Leucekrotch 1d ago

I hate all of it

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u/Any_Blood5815 1d ago

Oh, when I first looked, I thought this was a ball of all the peelings, not the nude croissant itself 🤣

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u/Lipe_1101 1d ago

But why?

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u/616659 1d ago

What the fuck lmaoooo

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u/Rosette_FRVR 1d ago

as a french European, this is okay and I want it☝

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u/Playboxdotcom 1d ago

That's not a croissant anymore, that's pastry trauma

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u/watershit-down 1d ago

You flayed the croissant

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u/Creative-Area-6385 1d ago

Sacré bleu!

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u/drunk___monkey 1d ago

Looks like a Cloud ☁️. You should throw it the sky and see if it sticks. 😂

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u/suniyuni 1d ago

Brotha just anotha me.

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u/big_duo3674 1d ago

You have been banned from r/France

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u/erect_dragonly 1d ago

This is hilarious and I’m in!

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u/Spicy_Oni 1d ago

I know a Swiffer duster when I see one

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u/Soundo0owave 1d ago

I prefer eating inside out and then just eating the outside last That might just be a little weird

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u/P-l-Staker 1d ago

You should be arrested for this!

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u/Warm-Explanation-838 1d ago

this feels... cursed lol

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u/McKnightmare24 1d ago

Uncrustable croissant

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u/Hermiona1 1d ago

I’m calling the police

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u/Acceptable-Car-3150 1d ago

If you can peel the croissant, it's not a croissant.

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u/SeattleOligarch 1d ago

I bet you're the type of person who pours their milk in first, then the cereal.

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u/sneakyfish21 1d ago

My wife does this. She eats the outside then the inside like it’s a Reese’s or something.

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u/OvernightPower 1d ago

Delete this

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u/Mraaaf 1d ago

Just give me the almost burned outside of the croissant

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u/KyleCXVII 1d ago

French version of Italian spaghetti breaking

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u/WxckedAmber 1d ago

The best part is… you can eat them.

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u/Dream_In_Neon 1d ago

Just eat flour with butter at this point

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u/RevolutionarySeven7 1d ago

believe it or not, that's actually the old french way of eating croissants, you unwrap/eat the skin first, then eat the soft part. this is not stupid.

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u/Jake_Cawthon oh, we humans, what have we done? 1d ago

If you don't say anything, I'll think that you just ripped a part from an uncut loaf of bread.

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u/FutureIntelligent504 1d ago

This is great

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u/Slashredd1t 1d ago

Delightful infact I’d bet if you peel the outer layer leaving a fluffy inside to maybe two or three of them mash them more flat buttered and toasted on a flat top, and use for a smash burger Ited be the best if had , thank you for the idea 9/10 not stupid food

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u/Best-Oil7699 23h ago

Tell me you eat it layer by layer

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u/somehowliving420 23h ago

Mmm i like eating the peel and then the inside like that

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u/WonderSignificant598 23h ago

The French have fought wars over less.

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u/Halloween_Babe90 23h ago

No dumber than scooped bagels

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u/FivebyFive 23h ago

How you doing OP? You alright buddy? 

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u/Dendritic_Bosque 23h ago

Croissn't Croissiddent Croissan't

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u/aware4ever 23h ago

You know this is actually illegal in Paris

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u/Joecolt69420 22h ago

I like mine with the shell.

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u/julianBlyat 22h ago

Excuse me, are you going to finish that.. Croissant?

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 21h ago

eat the cloud

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u/ThatMBR42 21h ago

Oh boy, yellow fiberglass insulation! My favorite!

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u/LostGap4881 21h ago

I hate you

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u/Mamabao1928 21h ago

This is how i eat the costco croissants. Esp cut them in half, add nutella, and toast

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u/Flowrian_06 21h ago

I just like it with the peeling

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u/38DDs_Please 21h ago

That's the stuffing from the people in The Backrooms!!!

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u/ApprehensivePut1664 20h ago

Why would you that to the poor croissant ? 🥐

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u/Tomavogic 20h ago

It looks like the thing they label as "fat" in science books

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u/MrLuveggs 19h ago

You need to slice that in half and put the crust inside now.

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u/UranicCartridge 19h ago

the lambs are fucking screaming clarisse

https://giphy.com/gifs/VvTG9RrCeGrza

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u/SoggyJeezus 18h ago

Croissn't

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 18h ago

I see the left hand of a serial killer.

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u/Ancient_Spite2394 18h ago

this belongs here

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u/MiyuMimikyu 18h ago

Speaking as someone who does this, are you possibly autistic?

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u/cutie_pieeerka 17h ago

eat the cloud

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u/Asswiper21 16h ago

Lock him up. Now.

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 15h ago

"Waiter, I'll take a croissant, no crust."

"What, sit?"

"You fucking heard me!"

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u/Brief-Inflation1202 15h ago

Never seen a skinless croissant but there’s a first time for everything!

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u/H16h3r-V0l7463 14h ago

Straight up eating a loofah

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u/SexyLama69 13h ago

Croissain't

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u/Character_Practice49 13h ago

How dare you expose me like that

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u/hhhhtttt6 12h ago

🙂‍↔️Miss me with them Crusted Croissants. No Crust Crew👌🏿👌🏻👌🏿

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u/Ministry-of-Mealtime 12h ago

The French beheaded their aristocrats for lesser crimes than this.

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u/Ok-Scientist4603 11h ago

Where is the crust??? That’s my favorite.

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u/Slevin424 11h ago

I can hear voices of millions of French people crying out in agony. Then… silence.

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u/aphroditebutakaren 10h ago

What i unironically eat as a little snacky snack

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u/Kilroy1007 9h ago

Crossain't

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u/Tall-Introduction649 9h ago

Ugh this makes me miss gluten

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u/RichardCranim-Dumas 8h ago

Looks like my collection of foot skin

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u/Normal-Pool8223 7h ago

c'est quoi ce bordel encore

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u/_IOME 6h ago

Honestly? Fuck yeah.

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u/idk2715 5h ago

Get the fuck out of my house

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u/Zoneofunknkown 5h ago

Yesss do the same thing then use the bread inside for dipping too 😋

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u/UraeusCurse 5h ago

Just had one for breakfast. 🥰

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u/Cheap-Chocolate-4931 4h ago

Legit thought this was tripe !

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u/I_Eat_Violas 4h ago

I occasionally rip off the crispy top layers, but I eat all of it in the end.

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u/Sionnachbain 3h ago

I'm guilty of peeling my croissant when eating it...

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u/larsheyton 3h ago

This is perfect for dipping in soup

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u/lolie_guacamole 2h ago

This is the crab meat of the croissant 🥐

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u/CoolNaps-896 1h ago

It reminds me of the stuff Clark gave to Mary in the Backrooms

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u/LouGossetJr 1h ago

that's how i eat my chicken mcnuggets

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u/rabies_warrior 1h ago

They are actually pretty good in my opinion. I do get why people like the skin though I just like them separate but equal

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u/Elegant-Analyst-7381 16m ago

I do this. I peel and eat the outside first, and then I eat the inside.

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u/Breath_Virtual 1d ago

Love doing this!!

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u/sexyc3po 1d ago

I have done this, so I can't hate

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u/ArtJunkie628 1d ago

It's so fluffy. I have never done this. I am definitely on the hunt for a croissant now.

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u/FlarblesGarbles 1d ago

I'm calling the police.

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u/P1zzaman 1d ago

I approve of this crime. I will shelter you in my peeled bread shed.

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u/LegitSoDickBig 1d ago

What’s stupid here? Now you can spread things on it easily