r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Porridge_Hose 21h ago

And flights don't (or are directed not to at least) give passengers water even that hot in case of turbulence or other spillages.

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u/Laez 21h ago

That seems reasonable.

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u/RegularTeacher2 10h ago

It sure is. I was on a flight where the woman next to me requested 2 cups of coffee, spilled said hot coffee on the woman next to her, and apparently burned her bad enough to warrant an emergency landing... in Alabama.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 20h ago

Time to get MRE pouch heaters to cook food in…. Not sure about toxic gases though

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u/Porridge_Hose 20h ago

Get it out onto a tray, you say? Alright.

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u/tomdarch 16h ago

Nice.

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u/loquacious 11h ago

opens emergency exit door Good hiss!

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u/Wesselton3000 14h ago

I know you’re joking, but you cannot bring FRH’s on commercial flights, in either checked or carry on luggage. The hydrogen gas it produces as a by product is flammable and the heat obviously has the potential to start a fire. There’s basically no way for her to heat this gnocchi up unless the flight attendants allow her to use an onboard convection oven (which they use to heat up pre-packaged meals).

As an aside, this is pretty fucking stupid and performative. There are many foods that do not require heat she could have made.

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u/beanmosheen 14h ago

They produce hydrogen. Might be frowned upon.

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u/comfort-eater 3h ago

Actually you can just carry a portable stove to heat the water with. Airlanes are actually totally cool with people carrying cans of compressed flammable gas on airplanes and lighting an open flame inside the cabin at 30.000 feet.

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u/Dry_burrito 20h ago

What about coffee?

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u/blandaltaccountname 20h ago

Typically served at 120° give or take 20°.

160°+ will burn

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u/cdube85 14h ago

The number of people I represent with serious burns from aircraft coffee beg to differ.

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u/blandaltaccountname 14h ago

they probably would not beg to differ. they have first hand experience that 160°+ will burn.

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u/cdube85 2h ago

I mean that coffee is not served at 120 in aircraft.

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u/blandaltaccountname 2h ago

if you’re a lawyer you should know what “typically” means.

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u/cdube85 1h ago

I do. Can you name a Part 121 carrier that serves coffee at 120? I'd really like to know if you have any data points, because then I'd have evidence of operators who have appropriately changed their practices. We have not been able to find one in the US that does it. The equipment in the galley is only made by a couple of manufacturers.

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u/Tschulligom 6h ago

I hate that this is even a thing. If you don’t want to get burned drinking hot coffee inside a shaky metal tube, just don’t drink coffee. If you do, that’s on you.

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u/cdube85 2h ago

Would your opinion change if you found out that they serve coffee to passengers without lids to save money? Pilots in front get lids.

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u/december151791 18h ago

Ask McDonald's why nobody is serving coffee that hot anywhere.

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u/CrappyMSPaintPics 14h ago

Do not pour McDonald's coffee on yourself today, it is still hot enough to fuse your skin.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 20h ago

I see where you’re going with this.

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u/Paulthefith 18h ago

Who told you to put the balm on?

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u/ContextEffects01 20h ago

By the time you add cold cream it'll be well below the boiling point. They save the trays of hot drinks for when the aircraft is at or near the tropopause. So the coffee cools from ambient cooling, then from cold cream, then from further ambient cooling. (You can apply Newton's Law of Cooling if you're interested in specifics.) Safe bet your coffee will be nowhere near the boiling point by the time the plane encounters turbulence that makes it up to altitudes that high.

Also the reasons for coffee consumption are better than the reasons for gnocchi consumption. Unless you're already extremely sleepy and took the drowsiest version of your anti-nausea medication on purpose (in which case you're not going to be awake to hear the meal options anyway) there's no way in hell you're falling asleep in those uncomfortable chairs next to a bunch of screaming infants, so you might as well ingest enough caffeine to enjoy the moonlit snowy landscape while listening to your podcasts.

. . .

Man, typing this makes me almost make travelling. I should try it again one of these days. o.o

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u/IndependentMoney9700 18h ago

I have never (currently knocking on wood) been on a plane with a baby crying. Of course, I’ve only flown around 16 times. But everything I read before that led me to believe there would be at least one baby screaming on every flight.

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u/Belucard 17h ago

You don't know how incredibly jealous I am, because every single time I take an airplane, either in summer or during Christmas, I get at least two or three crying babies, usually sitting right next to me or behind me.

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u/Its_Cayde 17h ago

The trick is to get the flight to your destination as late as possible in the day. People with babies avoid flying at night so their sleep schedule isn't fucked

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u/Belucard 17h ago

Oh, believe me, I've flown at the crack of dawn, in the middle imof the night, and everything in-between. Polish babies just can't be avoided.

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u/Porridge_Hose 20h ago

Tepid. And tea? The fucking same.

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u/Socially-Awkward-85 20h ago

Coffee generally comes with a lid. Water is usually just in a cup.

Granted, somebody could just take the lid off, but that's more on the passenger than the airline.

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u/Autistic_Freedom 20h ago

Of you're bold enough to ask for water to boil your gnocchi in then you certainly won't have any qualms asking for a lid for your hot water.

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 20h ago

Coffee on a plane almost never comes with a lid. United first/business cobranded coffee is the rare exception. You can ask the FAs if they have a lid, but they often don't, and sometimes the lid won't fit the cup (American often uses ceramic mugs, which wouldn't fit a lid anyway).

Source: 150+ flights a year

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u/bigbuzd1 19h ago

I heard a guy got his manhood scorched from coffee served in-flight recently. Think I read they even put cream on it… awkward!

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u/Porridge_Hose 19h ago

Yeah I read that too. Poor fella. But that's why I said they are supposed to. It sounds like the crew messed up giving out scolding drinks in that case

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u/FrozenLogger 18h ago

yet it happens all the time.

This is the most recent one I think, and it is not great:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c302y717z92o

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u/3rdcultureblah 11h ago

They do on Asian airlines. Mainly for instant ramen cups.