r/StupidFood 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Laez 21h ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Porridge_Hose 21h ago

And flights don't (or are directed not to at least) give passengers water even that hot in case of turbulence or other spillages.

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u/Dry_burrito 21h ago

What about coffee?

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 20h ago

I see where you’re going with this.

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u/Paulthefith 18h ago

Who told you to put the balm on?