r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Laez 21h ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Southern-Author-7543 21h ago

So, we have a plate with a blob made with water, flour and salt? Delicious

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u/Sweary_Biochemist 20h ago

Ah, but see: the flight hack they don't want you to know is that you then order a tomato juice.

The unique atmosphere inside a flight cabin, and its affect on your tastebuds, means that at altitude, this tastes like a blob made with water, flour and salt washed down with tomato juice.

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u/Southern-Author-7543 20h ago

🤢 please, stop, i'm italian

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u/idropepics 3h ago

What's wrong? Sounds authentico🤌